[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wow, some freak just sent me a list of all the people that jesus will damn. good thing he's dead, or i'd go to hell REEEEAAALLLL fast...

Do you think spending eternity in hell is a joke?

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

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[f*** you, landover]

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Wow, some freak just sent me a list of all the people that jesus will damn. good thing he's dead, or i'd go to hell REEEEAAALLLL fast...

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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thank you, Take That. I don't see why you people must gay bash. I'm straight. I have gay friends. I have bi friends. I have pansexual friends, and I would bet that you don't even know what that means!

It means fornicates with anything that has a hole -- animals, plants, inanimate objects -- and if it doesn't have a hole he'll dig one.

There is nothing wrong with them.

Sure, except for the fact that they are offending God with their sinful lifestyle choice and are Hell bound.

I though that the good Christian thing to do is to tolerate.

Says who? The atheist?

If someone is unknowingly risking eternal torment in Hell and I don't care enough warn them, then how is that showing love?

This is not much better than Islamic extremism, what you're doing.

No, we pray to God, and they pray to an idol.

Who cares if he writes his name in rainbow colors, and indulges in "interracial sodomy". And while sodomy is wrong, what's incorrect with the interracial part?

So you agree that sodomy is wrong. That's good

But what will your gay friends think? Will they keep being your friend if you let them know that their physical expression of their love is wrong?

Witness to them, friend! Let them know they are making God angry every time they pack each other's fudge.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[f*** you, landover]

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thank you, Take That. I don't see why you people must gay bash. I'm straight. I have gay friends. I have bi friends. I have pansexual friends, and I would bet that you don't even know what that means! There is nothing wrong with them. I though that the good Christian thing to do is to tolerate. This is not much better than Islamic extremism, what you're doing. You threaten people with the prospect of hell, and try to eradicate the infidels. You freaks. I'm not buying it. I <3 Mario, too. The games are amazing. Who gives a motherfuck if he's gay? I don't. He's cool. Who cares if he writes his name in rainbow colors, and indulges in "interracial sodomy". And while sodomy is wrong, what's incorrect with the interracial part? You're living in the past. I hope you change when our black president-elect is sworn in.




PROUD ATHEIST,


F*** YOU, LANDOVER

[Take That]

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In that case you just whip them into shape.

oh yes, you are absolutely correct, go to college and whip your grown son/daughter into shape, I'm sure that will work just great.....

[Nobar King]

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In that case you just whip them into shape.

[Take That]

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Did it ever occur to you that maybe the reason your offspring are homosexual is because of the strict and restrained environment you force them to live in? As soon as your kids get any sort of freedom they don't know how to react to it and can make some crazy decisions...like being homosexual.

[Mikeman]

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God does indeed work through all things, including things considered works of satin.

[cookers]

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After reading this I now understand why the rest of the world thinks America is DUMB. I can tell you with out video games I would be cooking meth still and smoking crack while plowing random hookers in the stink. This post is not a joke or troll but the truth. I now play them professionally and make a couple bucks doing it. I never have put another mans junk in my pooper or mouth and am glad the area I live in voted Obama. Video Games have brought me out of a terrible time in my life and filled the void that sobriety has brought me I have to thank games for that. I do lub jeebus but not like you crazies its like you want to go gay for him.

[Mikeman]

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So, what's ya'lls views on homosexuality again?

[EVILutionist]

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And we are judging you out of love, in hope that you will see your faults and change them to please God. Read This

James 2:26
For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

You do not have the right to judge. You are playing god, dont know how he would feel about that.

Also there is nothing wrong with muslims you racist, read a book other than the bible: there are 1 billion of them. 99.9% dont want to hurt you or America. That leaves about 100 000 that might want to. Which means there are probably more violent rightwing christians that want to hurt muslims than there are muslims that want to hurt christians. The vast majority just want to live in peace you asshole.

[EVILutionist]

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Wow. just wow. what is wrong with you people? I have never seen anything so crazy in my life! You ban people to eternal damnation? You tell people to get with jesus or get out sinner? You must be the craziest bunch of hate mongering racists i've ever seen! Since you dont use anything rational to defend your hate except old testament, Ill let you know that your saviour, Jesus, preached love and compassion. He was a great man and very humble. None of you follow this example whatsoever.
Jeb is going on about a gay video game and the other hate preaching ANTI CHRISTIAN is talking about trashing Jebs house and quoting hate speech from his favoured Presidential candidate? Maybe you guys should spend more time volunteering at the homeless shelter or in africa helping the suffering and sick (as your saviour did) rather than posting on forums about gay video games. WWJD? probably not hate on other people in the most paranoid and ludicrous fashion ive ever seen.
But this is all futile, because you are all fueled by the mob mentality, and people who are different in opinion or race or anything are automatically evil. You're response will be to 'cast out the sinners' and then comfort one another through a social circle with no outside criticism.
love your fellow man, stop the hate, stop pulling any scripture out of the old testament and deciding what it means. Help others. Thats what Jesus would do. Your all a bunch of foolish and hate filled souls and I pity you. But I forgive you because to err is human.

This just in: Jesus has quit

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Right, because the Republican Party is the only true source of God's will.

Darn tooting it is! God is not going to let a demoncrat Muslim run His #1 country!

The reason the Republican Party said homosexuals are the number one threat to civilization is so they can get the psychotic, narrow-minded "True Christians" to vote for them because "its God's will."

So you think it is OK to support gays? Wrong, that will get you a quick trip to hell. Fags are condemned and an abomination.

The Republicans hit the nail on the head when they said gays are our biggest threat. They are a virus that we need to be rid of!

Faith and politics should never go hand in hand. Every politician that has run for office since the day I was born has done everything in their power to confuse and pander to me in order to get me to vote for them. Do you not listen to them talk? They talk in circles, lie, cheat, decieve and pander. Trying to find a "straight-talking" politician is like trying to find a sensible, open-minded person at Landover. If they're there, they sure dont talk much.

Faith and politics should go together like bread and butter. God has given us a timeless Book that tells us how we should live and why. Why should we need anything else when it is written out right in front of us in black and white?

Politicians talk in circles? Have you looked at yourself lately? You say that you are a Christian, but yet you support all sorts of unGodliness.

There is no "God's Party". God has no "Chosen One" running for office. The only Chosen One that ever walked this earth was God's Chosen Son Jesus Christ.

We are not saying that John McCain is Jesus or anything like that! We are saying that God will have the person elected who is more qualified and more Godly. This is such a great nation, do you thing God is going to have a fag-loving, Muslim terrorist run it?

I testify that the Christian God is a loving God and a forgiving God. Through the blood of His Son, He forgave me and He took me, an undeserving whelp, into His open arms. Now I'm learning to love everyone, even those that hate me and my God. Only God can judge me and when I am called up I hope that I can say, as the apostle Paul said in Timothy 2 4:7 "I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith." I leave this message for you in the name of the Son, Jesus Christ. Amen.

You may say that you kept the faith, but I see differently. I see you talk about supporting gays, Muslims, and you seem to want to see this country fail. You can not pick and choose out of the Bible what you want to believe, God said that you have to believe and follow EVERY word.

And we are judging you out of love, in hope that you will see your faults and change them to please God. Read This

James 2:26
For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

[The G-Rod]

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It's not a conspiracy, it's an agenda. The homosexual agenda.

Why do you think the republican party ranks homosexuality as the number one thread to civilization, above nuclear war, economic meltdown, environmental degredation, and so on?

Do you think it's because they put us out of our jobs as interior designers?

Right, because the Republican Party is the only true source of God's will.

The reason the Republican Party said homosexuals are the number one threat to civilization is so they can get the psychotic, narrow-minded "True Christians" to vote for them because "its God's will."

Faith and politics should never go hand in hand. Every politician that has run for office since the day I was born has done everything in their power to confuse and pander to me in order to get me to vote for them. Do you not listen to them talk? They talk in circles, lie, cheat, decieve and pander. Trying to find a "straight-talking" politician is like trying to find a sensible, open-minded person at Landover. If they're there, they sure dont talk much.

There is no "God's Party". God has no "Chosen One" running for office. The only Chosen One that ever walked this earth was God's Chosen Son Jesus Christ.

I testify that the Christian God is a loving God and a forgiving God. Through the blood of His Son, He forgave me and He took me, an undeserving whelp, into His open arms. Now I'm learning to love everyone, even those that hate me and my God. Only God can judge me and when I am called up I hope that I can say, as the apostle Paul said in Timothy 2 4:7 "I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith." I leave this message for you in the name of the Son, Jesus Christ. Amen.

[bigchromedog]

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You can save your sarcasm, it was a pretty weak attempt. But you are talking giberish now, what difference does it make how republicans feel? Republicans aren't special and have nothing to do with God. It is a Nintendo baseball game. Seriously now.