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SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!
Friends,
When I warned America about how Super Mario Galaxy was the trojan horse of a neo-sodomite invasion, some refused to believe it. They claimed that the subliminal homosexuality was just a "coincidence". Funny how, the more we see of Mario, the more "coincidences" show up, further proving that the goal of Nintendo is to unleashed a second Pearl Habor on America, a "Pearl-necklace Habor" of drug-fueled sodomania!
Mario is the flagship of Nintendo, and that flag has big rainbow stripes, proven by the latest release in the Mario dynasty: "Mario Super Sluggers".
Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.
Go to the home page for Mario Super sluggers and you will find this image:
Do I even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)
Like the tiny penis-shaped suicide-submarines that the Japanese launched against us in their previous war on America, the vile intent is hidden under a calm surface. Guadalcanal was a beautiful pacific island most of us would love to vacation on - but when the Japanese are around, looks are deceiving!
Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:
MORE ABOUT THE Wii
As already noted, the strange name for Nintendo's new system could only have been chosen for subliminal recruiting reasons: notice how the W looks like a skinny young "twink" bending over, and the two ii reference double-penetration.
Make no mistake - allowing a Wii into your house is like allowing condoms and sex education into your school. Once the Wii infiltrates your household, it is only a matter of time before your home is little different from a gay dance club, with Richard Simmons buying free vodka and red-bulls for everyone.
Nintendo's slogan is "experience wii".
Clearly they are aiming for the "curious" market. People who say "I wonder what it would be like to experience an abomination?" And once again, Mario's drug ties are visible, every drug-pusher says "experience the drug, everything is good in moderation."
That's what happens when people decide to "experience" something - they end up permanently hooked, permanently recruited into homosexuality.
How long, America? How long will you sit back, and allow foreigners to smear the American flag with sodomite semen mixed with sodomite feces?
WHO ARE THESE GAME DESIGNERS?
Just who are the shadowy figures who make up the cultural elite of gaming? Celebrity news helps keep actors and musicians accountable, but we know next to nothing about the secretive world of the game designers. Here we have a clue: the designer of the paganism-celebrating, nipple-infested Playstation game, God Of War, says "the only redeeming quality I can find in" God's chosen Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is that she is "the perfect definition of a MILF".
Is this the sort of person you trust to be alone with your children? Well, when you leave your kids to play games, that's exactly what you're doing!
More information on the problem:
When I warned America about how Super Mario Galaxy was the trojan horse of a neo-sodomite invasion, some refused to believe it. They claimed that the subliminal homosexuality was just a "coincidence". Funny how, the more we see of Mario, the more "coincidences" show up, further proving that the goal of Nintendo is to unleashed a second Pearl Habor on America, a "Pearl-necklace Habor" of drug-fueled sodomania!
Mario is the flagship of Nintendo, and that flag has big rainbow stripes, proven by the latest release in the Mario dynasty: "Mario Super Sluggers".
Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.
Go to the home page for Mario Super sluggers and you will find this image:
Do I even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)
- We see Mario's backside, in mid-thrust
- Holding and stroking the baseball bats in ways suggesting homosexuality and/or self-abuse
- Marios baseball bat penetrates a hole in the soft brown skin of his catcher's mitt - a reference to inter-racial sodomy
- Luigi, who is tenderly rubbing his bat, has an orgasmic expression on his face as he spills white stuff all over
- In another interacial sodomy reference, we see "Diddy Kong" catching the white stuff, with his mouth wide open, of course
- To the right of Diddy Kong we see the game controller (vibrating no doubt) with a suspitious button, so that your innocent little girls can get used to having fun while they rub their thumb over what is very similar to a nipple and clitorus.
Like the tiny penis-shaped suicide-submarines that the Japanese launched against us in their previous war on America, the vile intent is hidden under a calm surface. Guadalcanal was a beautiful pacific island most of us would love to vacation on - but when the Japanese are around, looks are deceiving!
Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:
MORE ABOUT THE Wii
As already noted, the strange name for Nintendo's new system could only have been chosen for subliminal recruiting reasons: notice how the W looks like a skinny young "twink" bending over, and the two ii reference double-penetration.
Make no mistake - allowing a Wii into your house is like allowing condoms and sex education into your school. Once the Wii infiltrates your household, it is only a matter of time before your home is little different from a gay dance club, with Richard Simmons buying free vodka and red-bulls for everyone.
Nintendo's slogan is "experience wii".
Clearly they are aiming for the "curious" market. People who say "I wonder what it would be like to experience an abomination?" And once again, Mario's drug ties are visible, every drug-pusher says "experience the drug, everything is good in moderation."
That's what happens when people decide to "experience" something - they end up permanently hooked, permanently recruited into homosexuality.
How long, America? How long will you sit back, and allow foreigners to smear the American flag with sodomite semen mixed with sodomite feces?
WHO ARE THESE GAME DESIGNERS?
Just who are the shadowy figures who make up the cultural elite of gaming? Celebrity news helps keep actors and musicians accountable, but we know next to nothing about the secretive world of the game designers. Here we have a clue: the designer of the paganism-celebrating, nipple-infested Playstation game, God Of War, says "the only redeeming quality I can find in" God's chosen Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is that she is "the perfect definition of a MILF".
Is this the sort of person you trust to be alone with your children? Well, when you leave your kids to play games, that's exactly what you're doing!
More information on the problem:
- Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!
- Mass Effect: Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas!
- Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
- ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"
- PROOF that Yu-gi-oh leads to human sacrifice!
- Sex in Video Game Makes Waves Through Industry
- McCain-Palin are the best defense against the gaming menace, we get a president who doesn't use a computer, and a VP who supports censorship of library books. Read our full Voter's Guide.
- Don't forget, if you found this article illuminating, to thank Jesus by clicking the paypal button at the bottom of the screen.
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