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Actress Ellen Page announced that she is a transexual man and asked to be called Elliot. Well, let's see what the Holy Bible has to say about this:
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. Genesis 1:27
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God. Deuteronomy 22:5
It's clear that God views this sort of thing as an abomination, so it is incumbent on all of us True Christians™ to do the same. Now, I have no firsthand knowledge, but I've been told by persons who saw some of her more risque films that Ellen has all of the standard lady parts--and quite fetching lady parts, at that. She is, therefore, unquestionably a woman. She needs to accept herself as the wonderful woman whom God made, find a man to obey, settle down, and have children. Otherwise, I'm afraid she'll be taking the Moonlight Express straight to Hell when she dies.
The only potential positive here is that, if she really is a man, at least that would mean she's no longer a lesbian.
And, while we're on the subject, Ellen could stand to gain a few pounds, too. Don't they have hamburger joints in Hellywood? And she should smile more.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. Genesis 1:27
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God. Deuteronomy 22:5
It's clear that God views this sort of thing as an abomination, so it is incumbent on all of us True Christians™ to do the same. Now, I have no firsthand knowledge, but I've been told by persons who saw some of her more risque films that Ellen has all of the standard lady parts--and quite fetching lady parts, at that. She is, therefore, unquestionably a woman. She needs to accept herself as the wonderful woman whom God made, find a man to obey, settle down, and have children. Otherwise, I'm afraid she'll be taking the Moonlight Express straight to Hell when she dies.
The only potential positive here is that, if she really is a man, at least that would mean she's no longer a lesbian.
And, while we're on the subject, Ellen could stand to gain a few pounds, too. Don't they have hamburger joints in Hellywood? And she should smile more.
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I'm sorry, but if I had to keep up with temper tantrums of every wannabe starlet, I'd have no time to live my own life!
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