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  • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

    hahaha this is Fokked up... someone is editing. well then i call you idiots instead since it wont allow me to type that m word.
    and bye for now, enjoy watching your child porn you fokking faggots

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    • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

      Mwahahahahahahahaha!

      You foolish weaklings are too late! Our scheme of corrupting your pathetic off-spring has already spread through out your lands! They shall become followers of the Aesir and Vanir, turning away from your laughable teachings. But that is not all...

      Soon, our raiding parties will reach your shores and slaughter you all in the name of the true gods! Your meagre armed forces will be no challenge against the invincible Einherjar of Odin and your powerless Christian god will become a slave in the halls of Hela!

      SIGUR!

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      • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

        Originally posted by Hersir View Post
        Mwahahahahahahahaha!
        You seem to be an imbecile.

        Originally posted by Hersir View Post
        Soon, our raiding parties will reach your shores and slaughter you all in the name of the true gods!
        Your weapon:


        Our weapon:


        Best of luck with your "invasion"
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

          Originally posted by Hersir View Post
          Mwahahahahahahahaha!

          You foolish weaklings are too late! Our scheme of corrupting your pathetic off-spring has already spread through out your lands! They shall become followers of the Aesir and Vanir, turning away from your laughable teachings. But that is not all...

          Soon, our raiding parties will reach your shores and slaughter you all in the name of the true gods! Your meagre armed forces will be no challenge against the invincible Einherjar of Odin and your powerless Christian god will become a slave in the halls of Hela!

          SIGUR!
          Son, go invade Hatei, you may have a chance of success there. If you cannot navigate to Hatei and hit Key west, I doubt you could inflict more than a paper cut on the Homers there. See, even an American Homer is 100 times more manly (and Godly, strangely enough) than an iceko-moe from iceland.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

            Originally posted by Hersir View Post
            Mwahahahahahahahaha!

            You foolish weaklings are too late! Our scheme of corrupting your pathetic off-spring has already spread through out your lands! They shall become followers of the Aesir and Vanir, turning away from your laughable teachings. But that is not all...

            Soon, our raiding parties will reach your shores and slaughter you all in the name of the true gods! Your meagre armed forces will be no challenge against the invincible Einherjar of Odin and your powerless Christian god will become a slave in the halls of Hela!

            SIGUR!
            After 60 plus pages of rants from homer vikings we now get one that wants to invade the USA, let me make a phone call to a buddy of mine, I am sure that the long shore men working at the docks in NYC can handle 30 morons in a wooden row boat

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            • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

              It seems I must repeat myself. Your bullets cannot harm those protected by the Aesir. Your explosives will not affect a single Vikingar. You are helpless.

              Our battle-axes will easily sever your heads from your bodies!

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              • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                Originally posted by Hersir View Post
                It seems I must repeat myself. Your bullets cannot harm those protected by the Aesir. Your explosives will not affect a single Vikingar. You are helpless.

                Our battle-axes will easily sever your heads from your bodies!
                Tough talk considering the Vikings and their false gods were pretty much wiped out and overtaken by JESUS!
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                • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                  Originally posted by Hersir View Post
                  It seems I must repeat myself. Your bullets cannot harm those protected by the Aesir. Your explosives will not affect a single Vikingar. You are helpless.

                  Our battle-axes will easily sever your heads from your bodies!
                  Child, go get one of mommies sheets and put it on as a cape. Roll up a newspaper to use as a sword. Then go play in the backyard in the snow. Toddle off now, be a good little babyfierce viking warrior.

                  Oh my, we are so scarerd!
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                    I am raised in a Christian family and I am a man of faith. I have to admit that many of the things my fellow Icelanders have said are very rude and sarcastic. But I have to say that I am very suprised to see this kind of behaviour from Christian people. I expect more from Christians than I do from athiests. Some of the Christians on this thread said that thay are going to pray for a tsunami or an earthquake so that I and my family might get killed. This is very un-Christian. We Christians are suppose to be a light in dark places. We are suppose to be helpful and loving. I hope that you will pray for a spiritual revolution in Iceland instead of praying for a tsunami. God bless you all.

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                      Originally posted by God bless you all View Post
                      I am raised in a Christian family and I am a man of faith. I have to admit that many of the things my fellow Icelanders have said are very rude and sarcastic. But I have to say that I am very suprised to see this kind of behaviour from Christian people. I expect more from Christians than I do from athiests. Some of the Christians on this thread said that thay are going to pray for a tsunami or an earthquake so that I and my family might get killed. This is very un-Christian. We Christians are suppose to be a light in dark places. We are suppose to be helpful and loving. I hope that you will pray for a spiritual revolution in Iceland instead of praying for a tsunami. God bless you all.

                      Do you some how have Christian confused with Lutheran? I have never heard of a Baptist church in Iceland, so the chances of you being Christian are very slim.

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                      • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                        Lutherans? Don't you know all Icelanders praise the norse gods?

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                        • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                          Originally posted by God bless you all View Post
                          I am raised in a Christian family and I am a man of faith.
                          Ok.

                          I have to admit that many of the things my fellow Icelanders have said are very rude and sarcastic.
                          Agreed.

                          a tsunami or an earthquake so that I and my family might get killed. This is very un-Christian
                          It is not up to us but up to God who He decides to smite. Do you believe God is un-Christian?

                          We Christians are suppose to be a light in dark places. We are suppose to be helpful and loving.
                          You seem to have skipped large parts of the Holy Bible. Why did you only read the fluffy parts? Did you think God made the other parts of the Bible for you to use as toilet paper?

                          Some scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible:

                          Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

                          Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

                          Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

                          God hates false prophets (e.g. false Christians who skip parts of His Holy Bible): Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."


                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            I agreed with you and now I cannot handle the truth? Weird way of looking at it.

                            The wood they used in the show came from Sweden. Shall we blame Sweden as well? The coffee came from Brazil? Let's nuke Brazil! Do you see how wrong your way of reasoning is? I have no problem admitting the girl in the show is an American, even though she clearly is a dirty whore. Now please be a man and admit it is an Icelandic show. A bad one. One that promotes prostitution by allowing little girls dressed like whores. Stop blaming others and start taking responsibility.

                            Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

                            You are not even listening to my post i am not talking about that the actress young lady is Mexican.
                            <<<<<<< Excessive use of Capitals Deleted - Admin. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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                            • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                              Originally posted by arnaros View Post
                              You are not even listening to my post
                              You are making me regret I did read your posting and bothered to reply to it. It's amazing how many people from Iceland are rude. Being bankrupt seems to be really bad for your people's mood.

                              How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                Originally posted by arnaros View Post
                                You are not even listening to my post i am not talking about that the actress young lady is Mexican.
                                <<<<<<< Excessive use of Capitals Deleted - Admin. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
                                Then what are you saying? Try using the American language instead of e-ski-moe.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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