[Rass_ridingar]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

For the life of me, the basis for your smugness utterly eludes me, Weiner. What has been asked of you (and is apparently beyond either your capabilities or inclination) was very simple. Cite a single example of a member of Landover incorrectly quoting Scripture or its meaning with which you can offer any rational disagreement.

Quoting the bible correctly does not safe your sorry gluteus Mr Jeffery.
Only the right and the correct behavior. That is something you will never understand. For you believe god only listens. But he observes and estimates
he even thinks and judges you pretentious sinners. Go repent you false believer

[Cranky Old Man]

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Quoting the bible correctly does not safe your sorry gluteus Mr Jeffery. Only the right and the correct behavior. That is something you will never understand. For you believe god only listens. But he observes and estimates he even thinks and judges you pretentious sinners. Go repent you false believer

So according to you God does not want us to follow the Holy Bible? Do you think he made it to be ignored? Don't you see how stupid you sound? Did you even read the Holy Bible? Have fun in hell .

[Rass_ridingar]

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Does not exist??? I go there every week! This is a 5+ year old forum with over 400,000 messages idiot. You must be the biggest idiot in Iceland.

Why am I not surprised.

Then why did you yourself reply? Your really are the biggest idiot in Iceland.

Well, I am glad someone finally admits this. Now please stop raping children and start reading the Holy Bible instead.

And again you show you are the most idiotic retard in all of Iceland. Which is quite an accomplishment in Iceland. We even had some people from Iceland here who claimed there is no ice on Iceland.

Cranky Old Man there is no God in your bone only the ash of Babilon that
burns with hate and lust. Go repent sinner you flesh of evil go repent devilish child

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Cranky Old Man there is no God in your bone only the ash of Babilon that burns with hate and lust. Go repent sinner you flesh of evil go repent devilish child

Why do you refuse to read the Holy Bible and are you making up your own stuff instead? Don't you know God hates false prophets? Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Some scripture from the Holy Bible:

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why you need to read the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why we have to be blunt to you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[True Disciple]

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This is obviously a troll community since the Landover church does in fact not exist and has nothing to do with God or being christian.

I pinched myself just to be sure, and I can tell you, I still exist, which means you are wrong. I also ate some delicious bagels for breakfast at Jonah Pearce's, which ought not to exist either according to your logic, on a two minute walk from the Good Shepherd Chapel, where I prayed together with several fellow Christians, like Rev. Jim, for my work today on Project Habakkuk, to which I have devoted several months of hard work now. According to your logic, this would all be an illusion.

Why are you so stupid? I never denied the existence of your frozen wasteland either.

It's true name is not Lazytown, It's The Lazy town,

Why didn't you say that before? That makes a huge difference!

Fanatics and narrow minded believer's are just people to afraid of doing something themself so they create a god and a higher power cuz they're gutless wankers. Ugly Kid Joe for example is just a troll, having no real argument or any kind of point. He simply replies becouse it's easy being a big man behind a keyboard.

Insulting people personally is easy. As we have seen, even an eskimo can do that. Engaging in rational debate, however, seems to be beyond your intellectual capacities.

Last but not least, Icelandic Viking's raped and killed christian people in the old ages? Yeah of course we did, then again so did Danish viking, Swedish etc etc.. But what about the crusades of the holy mighty vatikan. Rape, Murder, theft and lie's. Not to mention the pedophiling phrone priest of theirs.

1. You are confusing us with cathlycks. Cathlycks aren't True Christians(tm), like we are, but exercise a religion that is simply repackaged sun worship, and engage in ritual cannibalism of our Sweet Lord and Saviour(tm). They are no more Christians than you Wotan-worshipping, metal-listening eskimoes are. What their priests do is irrelevant to the practice of True Christianity(tm), in which they have no part.
2. Saying "they did it too!" doesn't justify you raping pillaging in any way.

Quoting the bible correctly does not safe your sorry gluteus Mr Jeffery.
Only the right and the correct behavior. That is something you will never understand. For you believe god only listens. But he observes and estimates
he even thinks and judges you pretentious sinners. Go repent you false believer

How ignorant can you get? Salvation has nothing to do with works, it has to do with faith:

Galatians 2:16
Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.

Cranky Old Man there is no God in your bone only the ash of Babilon that
burns with hate and lust. Go repent sinner you flesh of evil go repent devilish child

What you say is unbiblical, and therefore wrong. Cranky Old Man is ten times the man you are, because he has accepted Christ as his Lord and Saviour(tm) about seventy years ago, and is destined for Heaven, while you have clearly rejected Jesus Christ, and will burn in Hell for all eternity. It's not too late, though! My friend, wouldn't you consider accepting Christ as your Lord and Saviour(tm)? It's really hot down there in Hell, you know.

[IcelandicPillager]

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Does not exist??? I go there every week! This is a 5+ year old forum with over 400,000 messages idiot. You must be the biggest idiot in Iceland.

Voila on the proof.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=173411728_Church

Wiki is God, and a just one at that.

Internet'z does not lie Embrace him as good and it shall reward pronz ",

[True Disciple]

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Brothers, I think this eskimo issue has become serious, and I would appreciate it if you would join me in prayer, that our Sweet Lord Jesus will exert righteous judgment upon those who smear His Holy Name(tm)!

[VikingFromIceland]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Lazytown is Icelandic propaganda. Iceland was founded by vikings who made their living raping and pillaging Christian monasteries, and today they have returned to that tradition, using a modern weapon - the liberal media.

Ancient viking texts prove that viking settlers chose the volcanic island of Iceland because it was the place on earth that has the closest resemblence to hell, home of their lord. Iceland is also the top persecutor of American oil companies, because of their focus on "geothermal energy" - a polite way of saying they get their energy from pipes they drilled down to HELL.

God has punished Iceland by causing their financial services industry to collapse. It is only a preview of the punishments the LORD has in store.

The star of Lazytown combines the dyed-hair of a clit-pierced punk rocker with the distinctive come-hither look of an underage Thai prostitute: Here you can see Lazy Town teaching boys the latest rape tactics:

This is not what the original Lazy Town was like, about 10 years ago.
It was not until we wanted to sell this to other countries that we realized that we had to "Americanize" it first.

[Rass_ridingar]

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Brothers, I think this eskimo issue has become serious, and I would appreciate it if you would join me in prayer, that our Sweet Lord Jesus will exert righteous judgment upon those who smear His Holy Name™!

go drown in a lake of diet coke [rude word deleted]

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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This is not what the original Lazy Town was like, about 10 years ago.
It was not until we wanted to sell this to other countries that we realized that we had to "Americanize" it first.

Oh yes, that's right, blame America! Everyone else does!

Your first step to Salvation(tm) is to recognize your own responsibility in this serious matter and repent fully.

[arnaros]

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Oh yes, that's right, blame America! Everyone else does!

Your first step to Salvation™ is to recognize your own responsibility in this serious matter and repent fully.

I did bought the Icelandic and the origionally lazy town and i still own it for my 5 kids i have. There are adults in all acting roles and no puppet
and no young girl.

When the author magnús scheving wanted to move he´s idea of this show for America the American TV station demanded that it would be changed to put a young girl in that role and add puppets, yes it is your idea not ours.

Beside i liked the Icelandic version much better than the american puppets
and young girl hopping around.
And it is much funnier.

[VikingFromIceland]

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Al hail Iceland. This really brings up patriotism in me, I am going to sing the national anthem - which ofcorse beats the American one.

Enjoy the English version, America-the-colony-of-england!

Oh, God of our country! Oh, our country's God!
We worship Thy name in its wonder sublime.
The suns of the heavens are set in Thy crown
By Thy legions, the ages of time!
With Thee is each day as a thousand years,
Each thousand of years, but a day,
Eternity's flow'r, with its homage of tears,
That reverently passes away.
Iceland's thousand years,
Iceland's thousand years!
Eternity's flow'r, with its homage of tears,
That reverently passes away.
Our God, our God, we bow to Thee,
Our spirits most fervent we place in Thy care.
Lord, God of our fathers from age unto age,
We are breathing our holiest prayer.
We pray and we thank Thee a thousand years,
For safely protected we stand;
We pray and we bring Thee our homage of tears,
Our destiny rest in Thy hand.
Iceland's thousand years,
Iceland's thousand years!
The hoarfrost of morning which tounted those years,
Thy sun rising high, shall command!
Our country's God! Our God's country!
Our life is a feeble and quivering reed;
We perish, deprived of Thy spirit and light
To redeem and uphold in our need.
Inspire us at morn with Thy courage and love,
And lead through the days of our strife!
At evening send peace from Thy heaven above,
And safeguard our nation through life.
Iceland's thousand years,
Iceland's thousand years!
O, prosper our people, diminish our tears
And guide, in Thy wisdom, through life!

Oh by the way, we found North America.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I did bought the Icelandic and the origionally lazy town and i still own it for my 5 kids i have. There are adults in all acting roles and no puppet and no young girl. When the author magnús scheving wanted to move he´s idea of this show for America the American TV station demanded that it would be changed to put a young girl in that role and add puppets, yes it is your idea not ours. Beside i liked the Icelandic version much better than the american puppets and young girl hopping around. And it is much funnier.

So the original show did not have girls dressed like whores? I think it's less important who is to blame for the details. E.g. the girl is an American so if you like to blame Americans there is opportunity enough. We are used to getting blamed anyway. What is important is to keep this filt away from our children. And no matter how you twist it, it's an Icelandic show and everyone in Iceland should be ashamed about that.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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With Thee is each day as a thousand years

I keep having to remind myself that each day only feels like that with you brats posting here.

[James Hutchins]

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If Viikings are supposed to be so smart, why do they live in Iceland instead of Monaco? Or better still The US of A (though we would not want them here, too smelly).