[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Don't you know all Icelanders praise the norse gods?

Yes we know for a fact that you are lying. As does God. Most people from Iceland are false Christians.

[PerlaD]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

It is so ironic that you have to quote the bible ever single time you are desperately trying to make a point. And in most cases, all those verses don´t even apply on what you are trying to proof.

I think it´s sad that you are not even mature enough to judge only the people that are making you mad and offend you, but you judge a whole nation of people.
You say "all icelanders this" and "iceland that". Trying to imply sarcastic comments and being naive about every single thing that we and others try to say to you to make you think about being as much as reasonable.

I don´t know what psychedelic medication you are on, but saying that Iceland is the gateway for hell´s trash is nothing but racism and makes you look like fools.
I´ve met people like you, people that don´t listen to reason, and are utterly and completely incapable of passion and brotherly love.
You are so brainwashed with nonsense that it makes me sick to my stomach that you imply that you are christian. I don´t even know why i´m replying because i know all i get is "we are christian you are sinner yadi yada bullshit"

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

It is so ironic that you have to quote the bible ever single time you are desperately trying to make a point. And in most cases, all those verses don´t even apply on what you are trying to proof.

I think it´s sad that you are not even mature enough to judge only the people that are making you mad and offend you, but you judge a whole nation of people.
You say "all icelanders this" and "iceland that". Trying to imply sarcastic comments and being naive about every single thing that we and others try to say to you to make you think about being as much as reasonable.

I don´t know what psychedelic medication you are on, but saying that Iceland is the gateway for hell´s trash is nothing but racism and makes you look like fools.
I´ve met people like you, people that don´t listen to reason, and are utterly and completely incapable of passion and brotherly love.
You are so brainwashed with nonsense that it makes me sick to my stomach that you imply that you are christian. I don´t even know why i´m replying because i know all i get is "we are christian you are sinner yadi yada bullshit"

We are Christians you are a sinner

See you are learning! Way to go!


I do, however, strongly suggest you read the comments of your other country men. 99% act retarded and moronic. The other 1% has yet to create and account here. We call it like we see it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

we are christian you are sinner

Indeed...

[PerlaD]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

We are Christians you are a sinner

See you are learning! Way to go!


I do, however, strongly suggest you read the comments of your other country men. 99% act retarded and moronic. The other 1% has yet to create and account here. We call it like we see it.

So everything you say is right and the world is mad and everyone is going to hell exept you?

And why do i get thees infractions for? what did i do?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

So everything you say is right and the world is mad and everyone is going to hell exept you?

Yes.

[True Disciple]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

It seems I must repeat myself. Your bullets cannot harm those protected by the Aesir. Your explosives will not affect a single Vikingar. You are helpless.

I think God will use something more severe than bullets or explosives when it comes to bring judgment upon your clump of ice.

---the same post as in another thread---

I have answered this before. Please, don't keep repeating your statements. Spamming is rude.

Lutherans? Don't you know all Icelanders praise the norse gods?

That's like saying: "terrorists? Don't you know we are freedom fighters?" It doesn't matter at all how you see yourself, what matters is that Jesus will fling each and every one of you eskimoes into Hell for worshipping false gods. Just thought you should know.

It is so ironic that you have to quote the bible ever single time you are desperately trying to make a point. And in most cases, all those verses don´t even apply on what you are trying to proof.

The Bible is the only Irrefutable Truth(tm) there is on this planet. If you use the "search" button God provided this forum with, you will easily find out why. Furthermore, can you please give me one example of a misapplied verse in this case?

I think it´s sad that you are not even mature enough to judge only the people that are making you mad and offend you, but you judge a whole nation of people.

You as a nation condone lazytown. This makes you as a nation responsible.
If you read the Bible, you will see that God often punishes entire nations for iniquity, even unborn babies which logically couldn't have played a part in it. God isn't picking and choosing the people who are directly responsible: you stood by and didn't stop them.
This means God will exert judgment upon you:

Psalm 109:1-21:
Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise; For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me with a lying tongue.
They compassed me about also with words of hatred; and fought against me without a cause.
For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer.
And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love.
Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.
Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
Let them be before the LORD continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.
Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD, and of them that speak evil against my soul.
But do thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name's sake: because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.

I don´t know what psychedelic medication you are on, but saying that Iceland is the gateway for hell´s trash is nothing but racism and makes you look like fools.

"Blah, blah, rant, rant..."

True Christians(tm) don't do medication. We pray instead.

You are so brainwashed with nonsense that it makes me sick to my stomach that you imply that you are christian.

We only follow the Bible, whether it says something we like or not. That's all we do. If you don't like it, take it up with the author, God. False Christians like you, picking and choosing among Bible verses, hypocritically only applying the ones you like, make me sick!

I don´t even know why i´m replying because i know all i get is "we are christian you are sinner yadi yada bullshit"

If you don't know why you're doing something, but you're still doing it, it is likely that you are possessed by demons. Here at Landover, we have some very skilled exorcists who would be glad to help you out!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

So everything you say is right and the world is mad and everyone is going to hell exept you?

And why do i get thees infractions for? what did i do?

No, certainly not. I make mistakes, I am merely a human. God however, makes no mistakes. I follow His marvelous Book, the KJV1611 Bible. This minimizes the mistakes I make and also absolves me of them.
But anyone who is not Saved© is going to Hell.

I do not think the world is mad. A bit disturbed, possibly.

Well, I suspect you got them for mis-speaking, ranting or other trouble making.

[True Disciple]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

So everything you say is right and the world is mad and everyone is going to hell exept you?

Sadly, that seems to be the case, indeed.

And why do i get thees infractions for? what did i do?

You are insulting both us and God, and keep stubbornly repeating over and over again the same statements, while we have refuted them several times now.
It is time that you admit being an evil gay eskimo atheist sinner, and accept Christ! Unless you really like some heat in the afterlife, after living your life in such a Godless frozen wasteland.

[TheBjork]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Do you some how have Christian confused with Lutheran? I have never heard of a Baptist church in Iceland, so the chances of you being Christian are very slim.

Fool! There is a Baptist church in iceland, however I am by far the most popular religious leader in Iceland. Soon I will overtake Jesus and then Creedence Clearwater Revival for all time greatest cult leader worldwide.

I am glad to learn that Americans are so fearful of great Iceland. I will put you first on my Jihad list. After we have warmed up by crushing America we will be ready to take on Canada, or possibly, maybe France.

[God bless you all]

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I am amazed... You are so bitter and hateful. You have no love or tolorence in your heart (you as in the people of Landover Baptist Church). Never in my life have I come across so close minded group of bad people. You keep people away from God. They look at you and they see nothing in you that they want to have. You are not loving, you are not filled with peace and serenity, you are not helpful, you are not joyful, you are not polite or caring. You are so evil it breaks my heart to know that you claim to be Christian. I would very much like to meet you and teach you all what it really means to be a true Christian. I don't think Lazy town is a good tv material for kids, and I don't think that girls (or any women for that matter) should be dressed like prostitudes, but the hate and bitterness that comes out of many of you shows me that you are far away from God. Stop calling the Christian Love: Uninporting fluffy part of the Bible. It is very importing part of Christianity. And please stop praying for the death of a whole nation. (That is what Hitler did) It is very discusting.

[Petal]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

After we have warmed up by crushing America we will be ready to take on Canada, or possibly, maybe France.

that be stoopidest thang i ever reads, Mr.Borg! if you wanteds to crush Amerca the bootiful , you warm up wiv liddle tiny Candida first, not the other way rounds!

Stop calling the Christian Love: Uninporting fluffy part of the Bible. It is very importing part of Christianity.

it not importint! you a liars an i rebukes you!

And please stop praying for the death of a whole nation.

no! i gonna prays for them deaths, an i gonna prays you reads your bibles before you posts them lies agains

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I am amazed... You are so bitter and hateful.

You are mistaking our True Christian love for something it is not. No matter how awful the things people say to us are, we will always keep trying to save their souls.

you are not filled with peace and serenity

Actually, I have much peace in my heart knowing I go to Heaven.

I would very much like to meet you and teach you all what it really means to be a true Christian.

We already know that. God Himself teaches us what it means to be a True Christian by means of his KJV1611 Holy Bible. He also warns us for false Christians like you who pretend to know better than the Holy Bible: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

I don't think Lazy town is a good tv material for kids, and I don't think that girls (or any women for that matter) should be dressed like prostitudes

I am glad we can agree on that.

Stop calling the Christian Love: Uninporting fluffy part of the Bible. It is very importing part of Christianity.

We never say the "fluffy" parts of the Bible are unimportant. Everything that is in the Bible is important. Otherwise God would not have included it.

[True Disciple]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Fool! There is a Baptist church in iceland, however I am by far the most popular religious leader in Iceland. Soon I will overtake Jesus and then Creedence Clearwater Revival for all time greatest cult leader worldwide.

Wow. This is such an original comment, considering the fact that less than six hundred other eskimoes, barely even five hundred, have made this stupid joke during the last 48 hours.

I am glad to learn that Americans are so fearful of great Iceland. I will put you first on my Jihad list. After we have warmed up by crushing America we will be ready to take on Canada, or possibly, maybe France.

I can't remember ever saying we feared you. We just hate your rape-promoting culture. We are doing our True Christian™ Duty to warn parents against your insidious influence.

I am amazed... You are so bitter and hateful. You have no love or tolorence in your heart (you as in the people of Landover Baptist Church).

What makes you think that? The Love we are spreading is Biblical, if you don't recognize it as love, than Satan has apparently blinded you for True Christian Love™. You should stop watching pornography: that is a false love, promoted by Satan to blind you for True Love™, which is found richly on these forums!

Never in my life have I come across so close minded group of bad people.

That's what you get from never leaving your iglo.

You keep people away from God. They look at you and they see nothing in you that they want to have. You are not loving, you are not filled with peace and serenity, you are not helpful, you are not joyful, you are not polite or caring. You are so evil it breaks my heart to know that you claim to be Christian. I would very much like to meet you and teach you all what it really means to be a true Christian.

I think you do not understand our Mission.
We are Bible-believing Christians, and the only thing we intend to do is spread the Message of the Bible, and worship the Biblical God, who created this world.
If you think we are harsh, you might do well to check the references we provide: all are firmly grounded in a literal belief in the Bible. If you do not agree, than you do not agree with God's Word™!

Go and worship some imaginary hippie pagan god then, who cuddles everyone and doesn't bring judgment upon evil countries like Iceland. God has given you free will to do so. But remember, doing so will land you in Hell.

Stop calling the Christian Love: Uninporting fluffy part of the Bible. It is very importing part of Christianity. And please stop praying for the death of a whole nation. (That is what Hitler did) It is very discusting.

We are not saying that Love is unimportant. It is one of the core aspects of Christianity! However, there are many other aspects as well, which liberal "churches" never mention, but which are certainly part of Bible-based Christianity. This includes praying for judgment upon countries. King David did this as well. So did many of the prophets. Do you call them disgusting as well?

And Hitler was a catholic idol-worshipper, so all comparisons of him with True Christians™ are wrong by definition.

it not importint! you a liars an i rebukes you!

Don't let the blasphemer get on your nerves, Petal!

no! i gonna prays for them deaths, an i gonna prays you reads your bibles before you posts them lies agains

That's a good True Christian Girl™!

[Servant of eskimo demons]

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What utter nonsense. Icelanders are the Lord's chosen people and they shall soon inherit the earth when the missiles start to fly. You shall all burn in the eternal fires of hell if you do not repent you filthy misguided heretics. Your only hope is to forfeit your false believes and join His Holy People. Salvation can only be guaranteed through a suitable donation to His church.