[Teenaged Japlover]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

RELIGIOUS ZONE MY ASS.
YOU DICKS.
YOU COMPLETELY MISINTERPRET THE BIBLE.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR JESUS SAYING THIS IS HIS FAVORITE FORUM
YOU DON'T KNOW. WHAT. FORUM. JESUS. LOVES. MOST. ALL FORUMS ARE CREATED EQUAL.

YOU DON'T KNOW JESUS AT ALL.

[Levi Jones]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

RELIGIOUS ZONE MY ASS.
YOU DICKS.
YOU COMPLETELY MISINTERPRET THE BIBLE.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR JESUS SAYING THIS IS HIS FAVORITE FORUM
YOU DON'T KNOW. WHAT. FORUM. JESUS. LOVES. MOST. ALL FORUMS ARE CREATED EQUAL.

YOU DON'T KNOW JESUS AT ALL.

Thank you for your hate filled rant against us, fellow Christian.
The Word tells us we are blessed by your persecution.

Luke 6:22-23 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets.

[DeathClaw1947]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

By the way, this game Contra is also a homosexual recruiting game as well...



Two muscular, half-naked men with some kind of bizarre penis behind them? Obviously the gay agenda is going both routes...utilizing the feminine queen imagery of the Mario games, as well as the masculine bear imagery of Contra.

Half-naked men? Boy, you ever been in the Jungle? It's hotter than Hell out there! and the humidity is just terrible. I don't think you'd be wearin' your full fatigues if you had been over there in the Southeast Asian sun, day after day. I don't know what that is behind them, looks to me like some sort of alien. If you're seeing a phallus, that's your own filthy mind at play. But all I know is that when it's hot, you don't dress up all nicely. That's what damn fools did over in-country, and you know how many fools I saw collapse from heat stroke in my days in An Khe?

I guess I'm rambling here, but my point is, unless you've ever been in the Army, you wouldn't realize that you don't turn homosexual by being around guys who have decided to take their shirt off because of the relentless heat.
Men aren't homos because they shed a layer or two of their uniform, it means they're smart, and they're secure enough in their masculinity that they can do so without worrying about anybody thinking they're queers. In fact, your deliberate search for homosexual references in games made for kids makes me worry about YOUR alignment, not these Japanese companies, Jackson. By the bye, the reason they're muscular is because THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY, JOHNNYBOY. You get STRONG. Because that's what they TRAIN you to be. Or what they used to train you to be, I guess.

You have yourself a wonderful day.

[StanLucile]

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You know Stan, while reading this outstanding narrative of video game sin, I came to notice a latent and subliminal message of homosexuality in your own profile picture. Clearly you are an agent of darkness either through hacking good Stan's internet or other dark means, but you cannot fool me.

The grey in your beard makes the shape of a masculine buttox, pointed directly at your mouth so as to imply a sodomite's less savoury pleasure so oftenn called "salad tossing" on the TV. I for one find it offensive and demand you change the image under which you post!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I guess I'm rambling here, but my point is, unless you've ever been in the Army, you wouldn't realize that you don't turn homosexual by being around guys who have decided to take their shirt off because of the relentless heat.

There is no way that someone like you could have any army experience, at all. A good soldier always keeps on his uniform, no exceptions. Perhaps Obama gay-i-fying our army has confused you on this matter.

[donttellme]

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I have to thank you for this post, it was hilarious. You are quite a creative (if paranoid) individual to see riding a dinosaur like a horse as some form of gay sex (although I guess no more so than any 7th grade boy, for they too see EVERYTHING as some form of gay sex). Still, the post really did get me laughing.

I do wonder the issue with the characters being male though. I suppose you would prefer the characters have inter-specie relations with female dinosaurs, because that would be okay then, as long as they are not the same sex. And I know I would much rather have boys play girl characters than boy ones. (As it turns-out, girls are still able to identify with male characters, while boys cannot identify with girls. So all male characters actually makes sense for relatability.)

Also, subliminal persuasion doesn't work. And even if it could, the children would need to see this artwork as somehow homosexual (and I don't think most people are creative as you there).

Lastly, however you feel about homosexuality, neither science NOR the Bible make ANY claim that you can "catch" homosexuality. So the only thing that you can fight is people not being BOTHERED by homosexuality. It can't teach people to BE gay. Only that homosexuality is okay. And there is nothing more important than making sure people are offended by as many things as possible. Yikes... imagine if people were not offended by things. Then they might spend time with the poor, prostitutes, and lepers and help the less fortunate... Could you imagine if someone DID that?

You are certainly picking-up right where Jesus left off. I am sure if he was here today, his first act would be to shelter people from something that he imagined might possibly be harmful and make sure they hate and are offended by things.

Do you really think that if being gay was considered okay, everyone would leave their wife for a man? I have this crazy theory that some men actually WANT to be with women. Strange, right?

[Seth Campbell]

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This was sent to me by a friend in Canada



Nintendo isn't even trying to hide their intentions anymore

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

This was sent to me by a friend in Canada

Nintendo isn't even trying to hide their intentions anymore

Note it advertises "96 levels of non-stop action"! Furry action, no less!

[AHBURNER]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

This explains everything... I get it now; now I understand my feelings towards Mario, thank you landoverbaptist.com, THANK YOU!

[Atheist Hater]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

This was sent to me by a friend in Canada



Nintendo isn't even trying to hide their intentions anymore

NOW THAT IS A HILARIOUS PHOTOSHOP. Or Canada thought one of the best games of all time doesn't have the most obvious thing left: SEX ! Search on Youtube you'll never find any footage of it as it doesn't even exist.

[SamSeekingSalvation]

Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

The look on Yoshi's face is priceless.

[James Hutchins]

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The look on Yoshi's face is priceless.

Who is Yoshi? I seached all of the the members of the site and I did not find anyone by that name. Not many slants get to be memebers anyways as most of them are inscrutable.

[Praise Arceus]

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Dear Friends,

People scoffed when I proved that Super Mario Galaxy is a homosexual recruiting tool. They remained skeptical when I caught Super Mario Sluggers striking again with their subliminal homosexual propaganda.

But now the critics are silent. The evidence is just too overwhelming. The Mario franchise, like backmasked heavy metal music, is filled with subliminal messages that are turning America's children into Christ-denying, bi-curious, democrat-voting little monsters.

For the Japanese learned their lesson from Pearl Harbor. Never again would they wake the sleeping giant. No, instead they would smother the sleeping giant in his sleep, smothered with a pillow stained with sodomite semen and feces.

Just look at the subliminal messages on the box art of New Super Mario Bros Wii:



I'll start clockwise, at top left:

1. I real life, bullet's aren't black, or even visible in flight. In Mario's escapist homo-utopia, they are a big black phallic symbol, referencing interracial gay sex.

2. The turtle reaching for his groin, which is obscured by a gob of white stuff. The face on the "cloud" has its cheeks stuffed with something. You can guess what.

3. Yoshi looks even more effeminate that usual, and has his mouth at groin height.

4. Prancing mushroom-men are explicity homosexual. Just look at the open shirts and limp wrists. There's a pair of them - no mushroom-woman to be seen.

5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.

6. Every seen grass that looks like the grass in Mario's world? Or dirt that looks like that? No - just another excuses for more buttock-shapes.

7. Turtle is prancing. Nobody just walks in Mario's escapist homo-utopia.

Here is a closeup of some other promotional material for New Super Mario Bros Wii:



1. Two Yoshi's being "mounted". Notice no female Yoshis.

2. Lugi is holding on to the yellow mushroom man's groin.

3. Red yoshi's tounge is between Luigi's legs, commiting oral-anal sex (known as "dining at the O").

4. At bottom, a negro "twink". Notice there are no negress mushrooms.

5. And always the pipe. Mario gets coins when he slides down pipes. Teaching kids prostitution early.

6. Magic Mushrooms make Mario grow bigger. Homosexuals are known to use certain mushrooms as aphrodesiacs.

Also, when Mario finishes a level, he jumps on a flagpole, and with the pole between his legs, his slides down. Then he ends it all with a terrorist fist jab.

It boggles my mind how the perveted sex-maniacs at Nintendo managed to come up with so many deviant ideas. They must do nothing other than give sake-lubricated shiatzu massages to their ladyboy gieshas, and produce homosexual recruiting tools aimed at America's children.

I weep for America.

Your words make me frown, Super Mario is a children's game and nothing more!! You say the games are filled with subliminal massages that turn America's Children into bi-cuious democrat-voting little monsters. Well, gee I grew-up playing Super Mario games and I have never had a gay thought or have ever voted democrat! Heck, I don't vote at all...

It seems every shape in the game reminds you of buttocks, have you ever stopped to think that maybe it is you who is having a hard time coming out of the "closet?!" I mean, you are the first person I have ever found thinking just about every element of the Mario games represents homosexuals in one way or another! Maybe, you are blaming an innocent game for your own inner problems?!

As for Yoshi, Mario rides on Yoshi like we would ride on a horse, camel, mule or...jackass! Gee, the definition of "mount" reads:

"To place oneself upon; get up on..."

So of course, Mario and or Luigi have to "mount" Yoshi! As for the gender, there is an island full of Yoshi. I am sure there are some that are females in the mix! Others argue the the Yoshi species reproduce "asexually!" That is up to the fans to decide...

Believe it or not, there are female Mushroom People:

http://www.mariowiki.com/Toadette

http://www.mariowiki.com/Jolene

http://www.mariowiki.com/Mrs._Shroomlock

http://www.mariowiki.com/Toad_Waitress

Heck, if Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and the Toads are so "gay," then why would they go to such great lengths to save a Princess...who, gee is a female?!

Your hatred towards the Japanese is saddening too! I mean, doesn't the Bible teach to love thy "neighbor" despite their differences, mistakes and beliefs! You sir make me very disappointed...

[Levi Jones]

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As for Yoshi, Mario rides on Yoshi like we would ride on a horse, camel, mule or...jackass! Gee, the definition of "mount" reads:

"To place oneself upon; get up on..."

Super gay.

Believe it or not, there are female Mushroom People:

No doubt hippies.

Heck, if Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and the Toads are so "gay," then why would they go to such great lengths to save a Princess...who, gee is a female?!

Because the antagonist wants to define marriage as only being between a man and a woman.

Your hatred towards the Japanese is saddening too! I mean, doesn't the Bible teach to love thy "neighbor" despite their differences, mistakes and beliefs! You sir make me very disappointed...

Oh goody. A weaboo. Define who our neighbors are, using the Bible.

[Haysoose 69]

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Super gay.



No doubt hippies.



Because the antagonist wants to define marriage as only being between a man and a woman.



Oh goody. A weaboo. Define who our neighbors are, using the Bible.

Just a quick little question, why didn't you answer this part of his/her post?

Your words make me frown, Super Mario is a children's game and nothing more!! You say the games are filled with subliminal massages that turn America's Children into bi-cuious democrat-voting little monsters. Well, gee I grew-up playing Super Mario games and I have never had a gay thought or have ever voted democrat! Heck, I don't vote at all...

It seems every shape in the game reminds you of buttocks, have you ever stopped to think that maybe it is you who is having a hard time coming out of the "closet?!" I mean, you are the first person I have ever found thinking just about every element of the Mario games represents homosexuals in one way or another! Maybe, you are blaming an innocent game for your own inner problems?!

Don't give me a bullshit answer either. I've played video games my whole life, especially Mario games. Shit, my mom works at Nintendo, and I'm not gay whatsoever. I'm pretty damn sure that millions and millions of other people played Mario and never came out of the closet.

Please, enlighten me.