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  • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

    Originally posted by Carlos O View Post
    My point here is, how can you ever see all those things in such a beautiful game like Mario.
    How can you not?!
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    • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

      Originally posted by Carlos O View Post
      This has nothing to do with a Mario game, seriously. I see a point in the letter you wrote anyway. But has nothing to do with a Mario game. You are basically comparing a cartoon based video game, with sex, this is plain stupid.

      My point here is, how can you ever see all those things in such a beautiful game like Mario.
      It's not stupid. Mario is no more a "beautiful game" than a sex toy is a "beautiful wife." It's a perverted replacement for something God created for us for our own good. It should be identified as such a perversion, and publicly denounced. A True Christian™, like Mr. Thurmond, is intelligent and courageous enough to do such a thing. Rather than try and sow the seeds of complacency here, you should take to heart what he is showing you. Pray to the LORD to be shown the LIGHT.

      I'll pray with you.

      Merciful and Heavenly Father,
      We just open our hearts to you today that You may fill the soul of Carlos here with Your wisdom. We just ask that You would share with him the Truth and the Light that can be found only by believing in Your Son, Jesus Christ, who is a part of the Holy Trinity, but not the exact same as You. We just pray that even though the mystery of how You can be God the Father and Jesus can be God the Son and You are the Same God but Different at the same time, you would open Carlos' eyes to the mystery of Mario and his homosexual recruitment schemes. We just praise Your Name Jesus, because we know You are Faithful and True. We just plead the Blood of the Lamb over Carlos, that he would see through the Blood and know the evil that is hidden in Mario. We just Thank You, LORD, for sending Carlos to us and request that You soften his heart just enough to realize we have his best interests at heart here.
      We Thank You and Praise Your Name.
      In Jesus' Name we pray.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        How can you not?!
        Because I don't have a pervert mine like yours. Only a pervert would see such things in a game like Mario.
        Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

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        • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

          Originally posted by Carlos O View Post
          Because I don't have a pervert mine like yours. Only a pervert would see such things in a game like Mario.
          You reject Christ. I'll bet you're a pervert too.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You reject Christ. I'll bet you're a pervert too.
            Is there any difference Pastor? the only reason people become atheists is to have butt sex. Most likely Carlos don't see the gay here because he gay'd it up harder than even Super Mario Brothers is willing to flounce.

            Carlos - no matter how many twin slave bois you have chained to your belt, going threw life in a pair of black leather assless chaps and a porn star mustache is no way to go.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

              As saying goes, mud is both clean and dirty at same time.

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              • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

                Originally posted by Makarii View Post
                As saying goes, mud is both clean and dirty at same time.
                What are you talking about?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

                  First the homers find innocent Christian males and invite them to play "video games", after all, what could be the harm in that? Well later on they dress up as the characters in these games, and before you know they are inserting these "wiimotes" right up their rectum.

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                  • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

                    I am in love with a man!!! His eyes are like burning flames of fire. His voice sounds like rushing waters. His smile melts my heart of stone. His caffs are like burned bronze. His name is Jesus. If you guys were the first Christians I ever encountered, I wouldn't even consider becoming one. I thank God that He send mercy to me instead of condemnation. First of all I don't think that Jesus would say well done good and faithful servant just because I liked you on fb. Satan is of coarse ruler of the media. But I don't recall the woman caught in adultery coming to repentance by our Lord calling her a whore. I don't think that calling homosexuals queers will bring them to repentance either. I pray that our Father would anoint you to share the Gospel with love. This is to all of you who don't have a relationship with Christ. I was a zombie. I was chasing every counterfeit pleasure you can think of. I was ready to give up and decided to end my life and Jesus broke in. That was the best thing that ever happened to me. If you are tired of chasing after the wind so to speak, and no im not talking about video games, Christ is knocking on your door. Invite Him in. He changed my whole life. He wants to do the same for you. He died on the cross for you just like He did me. He took away my sins, and He will do the same for you, all you have to do is ask. God is not mad, He is happy!! He made you, and adores you. Jesus died because He says you are worth it.


                    Blessings, His kid

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                    • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

                      Originally posted by Thatsme View Post
                      I am in love with a man!!! His eyes are like burning flames of fire. His voice sounds like rushing waters. His smile melts my heart of stone. His caffs are like burned bronze. His name is Jesus. If you guys were the first Christians I ever encountered, I wouldn't even consider becoming one. I thank God that He send mercy to me instead of condemnation. First of all I don't think that Jesus would say well done good and faithful servant just because I liked you on fb. Satan is of coarse ruler of the media. But I don't recall the woman caught in adultery coming to repentance by our Lord calling her a whore. I don't think that calling homosexuals queers will bring them to repentance either. I pray that our Father would anoint you to share the Gospel with love. This is to all of you who don't have a relationship with Christ. I was a zombie. I was chasing every counterfeit pleasure you can think of. I was ready to give up and decided to end my life and Jesus broke in. That was the best thing that ever happened to me. If you are tired of chasing after the wind so to speak, and no im not talking about video games, Christ is knocking on your door. Invite Him in. He changed my whole life. He wants to do the same for you. He died on the cross for you just like He did me. He took away my sins, and He will do the same for you, all you have to do is ask. God is not mad, He is happy!! He made you, and adores you. Jesus died because He says you are worth it.


                      Blessings, His kid
                      I notice you didn't support a single one of your assertions with Scripture.



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

                        Originally posted by Fluffly Bunny Cherry Picker View Post
                        Jesus died because He says you are worth it.

                        I will only reply to this bit of what you said. The rest was either nonsense or confirming what we already knew.
                        I have looked through every single bit in the Bible where Jesus speaks and He NEVER once said "You are worth it."
                        More Bible Study, less time on the internet would be the best thing for you.
                        Thinking of Abortion?
                        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                        • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          I notice you didn't support a single one of your assertions with Scripture.

                          Nor does it have anything to do with that hideous Mario character.

                          People who go around "Jesus-bombing" conversations out of the blue like that really irk me.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

                            Originally posted by Thatsme View Post
                            I am in love with a man!!! His eyes are like burning flames of fire. His voice sounds like rushing waters. His smile melts my heart of stone. His caffs are like burned bronze. His name is Jesus. If you guys were the first Christians I ever encountered, I wouldn't even consider becoming one. I thank God that He send mercy to me instead of condemnation. First of all I don't think that Jesus would say well done good and faithful servant just because I liked you on fb. Satan is of coarse ruler of the media. But I don't recall the woman caught in adultery coming to repentance by our Lord calling her a whore. I don't think that calling homosexuals queers will bring them to repentance either. I pray that our Father would anoint you to share the Gospel with love. This is to all of you who don't have a relationship with Christ. I was a zombie. I was chasing every counterfeit pleasure you can think of. I was ready to give up and decided to end my life and Jesus broke in. That was the best thing that ever happened to me. If you are tired of chasing after the wind so to speak, and no im not talking about video games, Christ is knocking on your door. Invite Him in. He changed my whole life. He wants to do the same for you. He died on the cross for you just like He did me. He took away my sins, and He will do the same for you, all you have to do is ask. God is not mad, He is happy!! He made you, and adores you. Jesus died because He says you are worth it.


                            Blessings, His kid
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                            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool!

                              The only mario game I've seen is 'Mario Super Karts'.

                              I only saw it briefly, but what I saw was hideous. An ape in a gay string vest causing road accidents.

                              I don't know what is appealing about these new games.

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