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  • #46
    Re: Music that will send you to HELL

    i heards that Mr.Prince not allows his musicks on them youtubes an stuff, an that be real goods cuz my momma lurve his musicks, an it all be nawty musicks

    Mr.Prince be a very bad man cuz even tho he only 4 foots tall, he gots them bedroom eyes that make the girls an boys swoons, an he be a jewhova witless, he be all kinds of evils!

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    • #47
      Re: Music that will send you to HELL

      Originally posted by Petal View Post
      i heards that Mr.Prince not allows his musicks on them youtubes an stuff, an that be real goods cuz my momma lurve his musicks, an it all be nawty musicks

      Mr.Prince be a very bad man cuz even tho he only 4 foots tall, he gots them bedroom eyes that make the girls an boys swoons, an he be a jewhova witless, he be all kinds of evils!

      Yes, Petal, everything you say about the Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is true. But you have to remember, his "heyday" was a long time ago, and nowadays, his fan base is mostly confined to wheelchairs and the Alzheimer's Ward. Mr. Former is far less of a threat than he once was.
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      • #48
        Re: Music that will send you to HELL

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        Folks, I know there are a thousand threads on LBC about music, but I think this one may be VITAL to Saving our Souls!

        I want to compile a list of songs that could send you straight to HELL if you listen to them (accidentally or not).

        Please help with this important service by adding your addition.

        TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

        ******** Please DO NOT LISTEN or watch these vids as they are very sexshural !!! *************

        Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.

        I'll start

        A Little More - Dr. Hook



        Afternoon Delight





        Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.
        HAHAAHAHAhahahaHAHaHAHAHahaHAHaHaHa you've ahahaah yo ahahahahahah you hate hehehe shrimps? ahahahahahaHHAHHAHAHAhAhAhaHAHAHAHaHaHAH Claiming that hahahaha that god hates them. hahahahHHAHAHHhahAhAHAHAAHAHaHaHAHaHaHAH.
        BibleThumpinBlonde: What are you talking about? God totally hates shrimps I can prove it that it says that in the bible I just can't remember on what page it says that but that don't matter, you can trust me it's not like I've been sent to prison or something like that.
        Me: HAhahAHaHAHaHHaHHaHahhahAhaHaHaHaHaHaHaHAHaHHAhahh aha
        Even your name is rather odd let's take BibleThumpinBlonde and take away one "T" and BibleHumpinBlonde is born and baptized.
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        • #49
          Re: Music that will send you to HELL

          Originally posted by True Satanist Fool View Post
          HAHAAHAHAhahahaHAHaHAHAHahaHAHaHaHa you've ahahaah yo ahahahahahah you hate hehehe shrimps? ahahahahahaHHAHHAHAHAhAhAhaHAHAHAHaHaHAH Claiming that hahahaha that god hates them. hahahahHHAHAHHhahAhAHAHAAHAHaHaHAHaHaHAH.
          BibleThumpinBlonde: What are you talking about? God totally hates shrimps I can prove it that it says that in the bible I just can't remember on what page it says that but that don't matter, you can trust me it's not like I've been sent to prison or something like that.
          Me: HAhahAHaHAHaHHaHHaHahhahAhaHaHaHaHaHaHaHAHaHHAhahh aha
          Even your name is rather odd let's take BibleThumpinBlonde and take away one "T" and BibleHumpinBlonde is born and baptized.
          Stop trying to make sexual adavances to BibleThumpinBlonde you whore chaser pervert.

          Galatians 5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • #50
            Re: Music that will send you to HELL

            I will have to admit that when I first heard this song on the TV I believed it to be from MTV, Ministry's Television, and I heard only a small bit of it. I was taken by the seemingly Biblical and Evangelical tone that I went out and bought 6 copies of the DVD of the album. I mean it was produced by a group called Genesis and I thought that I could share the Word with friends through music during the Christmas season. I guess my biggest mistake was not listening/ watching the whole album before giving them to late ''friends'' as gifts. I do believe the local Pastor was never angrier after receiving his copy. I had to sit in the front pews for 4 weeks so he could make sure I heard every word of his Sermons.

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            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • #51
              Re: Music that will send you to HELL





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              • #52
                Re: Music that will send you to HELL





                ALL kinds of country music will send you straight to hell
                You shall not cook a lamb in its mothers milk.

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                • #53
                  Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                  Originally posted by Franz Bieberkopf View Post
                  ALL kinds of country music will send you straight to hell
                  Do you have any scripture to back that up?
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                  • #54
                    Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                    And what of this Lady Gaga’s music? My gosh, the garments she displays are so repulsively revealing they make me blush. And so much fluff and bling! I guess it speaks to the songs “Beautiful, Dirty Rich” and “Shake UR Kitty” with the worst offender being “Dirty Ice - Cream”! Dare I admit indulging in the pleasure of ice cream now?

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                    • #55
                      Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                      Originally posted by Choir Girl View Post
                      And what of this Lady Gaga’s music? My gosh, the garments she displays are so repulsively revealing they make me blush. And so much fluff and bling! I guess it speaks to the songs “Beautiful, Dirty Rich” and “Shake UR Kitty” with the worst offender being “Dirty Ice - Cream”! Dare I admit indulging in the pleasure of ice cream now?
                      Sister,

                      This is a disturbing post. On one hand, I want to compliment you for your recognition that the flesh of the female should never be revealed:

                      "Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness." Leviticus 18:19 - KJV
                      On the other hand, do you think "lady gaga" or the rest of your sexual innuendoes serve Jesus Christ?

                      I'm worried Sister
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                      • #56
                        Re: Music that will send you to HELL

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                        • #57
                          Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                          Sister,

                          This is a disturbing post. On one hand, I want to compliment you for your recognition that the flesh of the female should never be revealed:



                          On the other hand, do you think "lady gaga" or the rest of your sexual innuendoes serve Jesus Christ?

                          I'm worried Sister
                          Brother Harold, I will take your compliment as I most assuredly know my place… and I keep it covered at all times. But this gal GaGa [who makes otherwise intelligent folk go gaga] is no innuendoe… she is indeed a genuwine threat to all who dare to venture there. So, not to worrie, I am but a humble servant of God. GaGa is a mockhorey.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                            This music will certainly send you straight to hell. Before you watch it make sure you have your King James Bible next to you.

                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                              So what music is okay?

                              And on the other music thread he saw his daughter watch rick astley and heard it was some kind of joke? It is. When somebody makes a fake video they usually use rick astleys song and then if you watched that you have been ''rick rolled'' :/

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                              • #60
                                Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                                Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
                                So what music is okay?

                                And on the other music thread he saw his daughter watch rick astley and heard it was some kind of joke? It is. When somebody makes a genuine video they usually use rick astleys song and then if you watched that you have been ''rick rolled'' :/
                                This music is approved by us, so is therefore approved by GOD!

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