[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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Good afternoon everyone,

My name is Bob and I am new to this forum and community. I myself am a player of Minecraft and I, in no way, understand the outrage it is getting in this thread.

I believe in God, but I don't believe in the Bible. The Bible was made by the hands of man and I could never trust a thing as such. You all quote passages from the Bible and they are never anything kind or loving, you quote fear and anger which again; come from the hearts of man.

You call Minecraft a work of evil and a place for paedophiles to groom children; and yet you are all using a computer and the internet. What's stopping one of your members of this forum being a paedophile? Surely the possibility of that in itself calls for you all to avoid the internet and in particular this website, and yet you don't.

I would also like to discuss Pastor Ezwkiels' choice of words.



I am a little confused, you call other people whores and yet describe yourself as "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study".

I am not telling you that you are all wrong, I am simply putting my thoughts across. Sadly my thoughts of Christians being angry and freightened bigots are being enforced. Again I'll say I believe in God, you all believe in fear.

How can you believe in God if you don't believe His Words? Yes, The Bible was written by man but they were inspired by God:

2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

God is perfect and therefore you can be sure that he would do His job of inspiring people right. Moreover, God is omnipotent so if the Bible didn't reflect His opinions He would change it. And don't think that God isn't hateful at times:

Malachi 1:3
And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

And for God's sake! Stop playing Minecraft!

[Cranky Old Man]

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My name is Bob and I am new to this forum and community. I myself am a player of Minecraft and I, in no way, understand the outrage it is getting in this thread.

Perhaps it would help if you would read the first posting.

I would also like to discuss Pastor Ezwkiels' choice of words. I am a little confused, you call other people whores and yet describe yourself as "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study".

What is there to be confused about? According to most young ladies he is a stud and when he sees a whore he calls her a whore.

I am not telling you that you are all wrong

That is nice of you.

my thoughts of Christians being angry and freightened bigots are being enforced ... you all believe in fear

So this is you, not telling us we are wrong?

[Justin Z]

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Just when I think all hope is lost, along come the indie developers. I built a humble golden cross, and politely commanded the other plays to bow before it.

Those that didn't I undermined until they fell into the lava.

Why in your "attached images" of this post do you have "gay fat amputee gangbang"? as a search result on Google?

[Bob Dole]

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So this is you, not telling us we are wrong?

Hell Cranky,

You read me wrong, my impression of the past few pages and what is real (truth, fact, whichever you call it) can differ and I'm sure on many occasions it has. But, I'm worried that more than just me are getting the same impression.

[Cranky Old Man]

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my impression of the past few pages and what is real can differ

So you are delusional? Well, at least you are not in denial about it. I would advice some serious prayer.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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when i saw this thread I imediatly stoped playing minecraft...for 10 min.

you guys are really a joke!

you do realize that even though you may be serious we are not taking you seriously at all! I for one am using you're site as a joke site and i will tell all my friends about you. by the way if you wanna find proof that minecraft has no pedo's search it up yourself and "dont be lazy"

p.s. i HAVE read the bible but im STILL an atheist so there!

i will get back to minecraft and starcraft and diablo and...(list goes on) now

Wow.

Given the quality of your writing, I'm not surprised that a mindless videogame is so compelling.

What do you plan to do to make money when Mom kicks you out of her basement, and it's discovered that you're a semi-literate twat?

[Bob Dole]

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So you are delusional? Well, at least you are not in denial about it. I would advice some serious prayer.

Again you misread and are purposely insulting me. Have you ever been wrong in your life? You thought something but what really happened was different?

If not I suggest you stop worshipping as you must be God!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Again you misread

How can I misread when all I do is quoting what you posted? Perhaps you should read your own postings before you push the submit button. We even have a nice preview button for people like you.

[Bob Dole]

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We even have a nice preview button for people like you.

People like me? Trying to belittle me won't work. You are, from what I've read, a hypocrite. You go on in your posts how everything is evil from countries to sports. I find it funny everything that you could like isn't on the list such America, american football and so on. I do believe America is a mongrel in terms of countries, every person has heritage from another country and I would not be surprised is yours was British. As the bible, as you've quoted, damns hypocrites, you will be making a nice and toasty trip once your mortal coil has ended.

I had fun previewing this post.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I had fun previewing this post.

I am glad to hear that! I just hope you weren't masturbating all over it.

[Bob Dole]

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I am glad to hear that! I just hope you weren't masturbating all over it.

I'm sorry but that's nothing a "73 year old" would say. Instead of using any kind of reasoning to prove against my point you resort to childish insults. You know I'm right and that America is just as guilty as the rest of the world. Regardless, I now have nothing to say to you as I know you're a liar and I really doubt you're a Christian.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I now have nothing to say

I am glad you finally figured that out.

[vesparian]

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Is this really what you do in your spare time, Putting down a very successful video by means that aren't even true?!

Let me re-cap on everything that you've decided to review.

For one, "Lava Survival" Is something in which people wish to take part in, for FUN!
They don't form it into your twisted meaning of escaping from hell, it's lava, main source it being from mountains in which go under too much pressure and then erupt to become volcanoes as they have in the past however many times. It's a survival, there is no escaping, there is however, surviving!

As for everything being melted down into the form of blocks, is what we call a 'simple' mechanism, it isn't disrespecting god's creations, it's just something the creator decided to base the game off of, to make this game more enjoyable. It's a game, and you can make whatever you want of it, it's obvious to see what you have made of it.

As for the weird, walking 'penises' I never actually got the idea of it being a male's genitalia, and it's very funny to see you had to point something like that out, it's a mis-attempt at creating the adorable pig, much like the one in the first picture you posted. These things are called "Creepers," Why? Well of course, because they're creepy! The second they spot you they will follow you until you manage to end their depressing confused life, seeing as how they are forced with the condition to explode any time they are overwhelmed with joy, and are only looking for friends and hugs, so upon greeting you closly, in the hopes he has found a friend, he sadly, has to explode, one of the fun, made up stories us as a community there have come up with.
The second picture in my oppinion is very funny, seeing as how it's luring YOU rather then you luring IT, I thank you for the chuckle.

Now onto the creation of what you describe as a 'puppet.'
That is a very, VERY amazing creation, I'd be salivating over it myself seeing as how with his overall appearance, he is playing the buy to play game, all in which you have to find your own resources to build, before you can build, although his creation seems to be missing half of his reproductive organ, perhaps you should point that out in hopes of seeing it in it's full glory.

Where to begin with such simple pictures of what you entitle as "Satanic Worship"
The first picture; Obviously an 'angry' emoticon, one something would find in an online messanger. Kudos to the creator, though it doesn't look like a difficult task.

For the pumpkins, and looming overall appearance of the second picture, I'd have to say that's just a re-texture of what the game looks like, and it has been implemented because the person enjoys, either creepy things, or Halloween, I bet this person is overwhelmed with joy seeing as how we just recently had an update to incorporate a completely new block, specifically to be a pumpkin.

I may have missed some things, but there is one very big thing I'd like to address, your views on being american, it is truely a joke.

This was fun, I look forward to your un-advancing reply.

[Abraham Bielkeflo]

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main source it being from mountains in which go under too much pressure and then erupt to become volcanoes as they have in the past however many times.

I highly doubt that you will find support for your blasphemous evolutionist views in here. Perhaps you should take them somewhere else.

male's genitalia [...] creating the adorable pig

So now we can add beastiality to the charges. Disgusting.

The second they spot you they will follow you until you manage to end their depressing confused life, seeing as how they are forced with the condition to explode any time they are overwhelmed with joy, and are only looking for friends and hugs, so upon greeting you closly, in the hopes he has found a friend, he sadly, has to explode

If this is not a thinly veiled allegory for pedophilia I don't know what is. Are these so-called "creepers" some sort of papists?

I bet this person is overwhelmed with joy seeing as how we just recently  had an update to incorporate a completely new block, specifically to be  a pumpkin.

This is what "Minecraft" does to its players? Conditions them to feel delight when being fed Satan-worshipping witchcraft cultism?


After having read this thread I am seriously worried. I shall take this up with my congregation tomorrow to make sure none of the children in my flock are exposed to this poison.

[Azirik]

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Man, you guys are pure gold. I love you, this was the best read I've had in ages. Anyone who has half a brain and who is a gamer knows this site for what it is, and I fucking love it! All of you need some type of award for this, from the great article, to the morons who actually think your serious, you guys are GODS.