[OrdoMalleus]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

The Emperor does not look down upon those who are creatively building with blocks. As long as it doesn't promote chaos-worshipping, xenocracy or any other kind of heresy.

[Frostydowns]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

GOD'S Favorite Social Butterfly
WHO are they to say who's Gods favorite, everyone is equal.


There's so much wrong with this website and people think they're trying to get closer to God? whelp wasted enough time on here, off to do something constructive.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

GOD'S Favorite Social Butterfly
WHO are they to say who's Gods favorite, everyone is equal.


There's so much wrong with this website and people think they're trying to get closer to God? whelp wasted enough time on here, off to do something constructive.

Ha! Off to push your false Christian values down the throat of someone less resolute in their faith eh?

I bid you good day. May Jesus spare you that you might see the Light that burns in the windows of Landover.

[Minecraft]

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I love how the LBC banner says, "UNSAVED UNWELCOME!"

Why can't it be, "UNSAVED WELCOME!"

Help unsaved people learn about god, and his glory. Doesn't god want you to spread his word? I just don't understand why you would ban someone just because they don't know about god...

And you all treat new people here like complete shit. The one guy with 45k posts always says everyone flames the site, when really, they're brand-new and wondering how to get acquainted with the community. In a way, it's good you're doing that. Keep new people away from this horrible site. It's completely against what god truly wants. Yeah, go find your bible phrases, proving this whole post wrong, but you know what, everyone who honestly believes in the full nature of this website is going to hell. Bastards.

[frostytehsnowkow]

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Ha! Off to push your false Christian values down the throat of someone less resolute in their faith eh?

I bid you good day. May Jesus spare you that you might see the Light that burns in the windows of Landover.

Nope he just had enough of the crap that you, ignorant Christians, tend to splur.

I don't see you contradicting him, as soon as he, a Christian, said he was going you act like that's a good thing, should he say here and waste time on this website instead of heading to bed? You have nothing to bring to the discussion on his questions, if you do, great, if not don't just post nonsense or bitter arrogant posts, like the one you just posted, God doesn't like arrogance son.

[TheHolyShoebox]

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Frankly, I am appalled by all those in this thread that so readily accept SATAN into their homes and their computers by playing and supporting this infernal game! Keep fighting, True Christians!

[Minecraft]

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Frankly, I am appalled by all those in this thread that so readily accept SATAN into their homes and their computers by playing and supporting this infernal game! Keep fighting, True Christians!

Accept satan into my home? I'm christian, too. Don't forget that.

You don't realize how small of a portion lava takes in this game. This game is 100% bright colors, building homes, farming. Nothing to do with the devil.

Infact, we stay AWAY from lava, because it hurts you! It kills you! Lava is so annoying!

This game has no connections with satan whatsoever.

I'm deeply compelled at how you guys are affected by an online video game with the worst graphics ever. I don't want to fight with you. I want to be friends, but with you thinking the game I play is all about the devil, it's hard to do that!

[TheHolyShoebox]

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Accept satan into my home? I'm christian, too. Don't forget that.

You don't realize how small of a portion lava takes in this game. This game is 100% bright colors, building homes, farming. Nothing to do with the devil.

Infact, we stay AWAY from lava, because it hurts you! It kills you! Lava is so annoying!

This game has no connections with satan whatsoever.

I'm deeply compelled at how you guys are affected by an online video game with the worst graphics ever. I don't want to fight with you. I want to be friends, but with you thinking the game I play is all about the devil, it's hard to do that!

You are obviously an uneducated sinner! I read online that there is an entire underground level glorifying SATAN in which the players can have homosexual intercourse with half pig, half zombie abominations!

[Levi Jones]

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You are obviously an uneducated sinner! I read online that there is an entire underground level glorifying SATAN in which the players can have homosexual intercourse with half pig, half zombie abominations!

Hello friend. You seem like the good sort. Why not make an Introduction for yourself. so we can get to know you better?

[TheHolyShoebox]

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Hello friend. You seem like the good sort. Why not make an Introduction for yourself. so we can get to know you better?

Gladly, I am happy to find a beacon of redemption amongst this sea of sinners.

[Minecraft]

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You are obviously an uneducated sinner! I read online that there is an entire underground level glorifying SATAN in which the players can have homosexual intercourse with half pig, half zombie abominations!

I'm laughing at that whole sentence you have typed up. Homosexual intercouse?! HAAAHHAAHAH. Oh man, that's pretty good. I sure hope you're joking

The game has no connections towards satan or anything related to sex.

The monsters that are showed on the first post that are gray-ish, that are supposed to be penises, are not even that color anymore.

They're the same basic shape, except green and they now have faces, with legs.

[Didymus Much]

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The monsters that are showed on the first post that are gray-ish, that are supposed to be penises, are not even that color anymore.

They're the same basic shape, except green and they now have faces, with legs.

Green penises with faces and legs?

[TheHolyShoebox]

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Let me break it down for uneducated sinners such as yourself why this game is an abomination.

I'm laughing at that whole sentence you have typed up. Homosexual intercouse?! HAAAHHAAHAH. Oh man, that's pretty good. I sure hope you're joking

Rest assured I never joke in the presence of The Lord, which is all the time because He, in His eternal wisdom, watches us all from above. This blasphemous "video game" is teaching the already doomed next generation to support homosexuality! It is an absolutely disgusting affront to the True Christian populace!

The game has no connections towards satan or anything related to sex.

How, then, do you explain the squealing pigmen beneath the earth rejoicing in wordly pleasures?! You are a disgusting supporter of the evil homosexual agenda that threatens our society.

The monsters that are showed on the first post that are gray-ish, that are supposed to be penises, are not even that color anymore.

Here you directly admit that the monsters are intended to appear phallic to the impressionable children that this game is targeting!

Have fun in HELL, sinner!

[Mein Kraft]

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Let me break it down for uneducated sinners such as yourself why this game is an abomination.

Let me break it down for ignorant morons such as yourself why is this thread a deception.

Rest assured I never joke in the presence of The Lord, which is all the time because He, in His eternal wisdom, watches us all from above. This blasphemous "video game" is teaching the already doomed next generation to support homosexuality! It is an absolutely disgusting affront to the True Christian populace!

You're saying that God doesn't support homosexuality. Which would mean Satan created homosexuals. Which would mean Satan created love. Are you following me Holy Shoebox? The Satan is theological joker. Whenever Church faces an unsolvable problem they pull out Satan as explanation to everything. Satan ex machina.
If Church IS right, and if Devil really DID created homosexuality, then he surpassed his own powers: he made love that turns God's one into -- HATE.

How, then, do you explain the squealing pigmen beneath the earth rejoicing in wordly pleasures?! You are a disgusting supporter of the evil homosexual agenda that threatens our society.

Besides, sexual activity isn't even implemented in the game.

Have fun in HELL, sinner!

Have fun thinking of an answer to this.

Now. Please. You are all obviously trolled hard.

Minecraft learns children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart.

If this line, in any case, isn't trolling, then I am sorry to disappoint you and tell you that stuff from Walmart are, actually, made of combining ingredients.
Sucks, eh?

[Minecraft]

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Oh man, I regret fussing into this place. I've once again realized that you all are complete freaks! I can't stop laughing about the post that Shoebox made.

You guys don't know anything about this game, and yet you're assuming it's all about homosexuality.

Why are you guys even reviewing this game, anyway? You're all a bunch of old people. Should you be reading the bible and praying instead of debating about a simple video game?

Whateva'. I'm done with this site

I'm leaving here with a satisfying laugh of how dumb you guys are

I'll stick with my NORMAL church. Cya'll freaks later! Haaahahahahahah.

Have fun being denied with the rapture in 4 years! I'll come back to see you all confused.