[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You are the only one here to (I assume) read my post, and I thank you for it.
If 90% of the people here were like you, I wouldn't have not 1 ioda of a problem. But actually, I don't see how I'd have to sit on Satan's lap That's a bit harsh. Why can't I like, I don't know, sit on his knee maybe? A lap is a bit close to the ding-a-ling... Anyway, thank you sir, and have a wonderful evening.

P.S. There is no sarcasm in this statement, just so you know.

Your satanic queersexural fantasies are of no interest here.



(1 Corinthians 6:18) "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body."

YiC,

Zech

[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Your satanic queersexural fantasies are of no interest here.



(1 Corinthians 6:18) "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body."

YiC,

Zech

Hey, buddy, calm yourself. Go take an asprin or something and sit down for a while. What the HELL are you refering to? My "Queersexural fantasies"? The first one's not even a word...
You people go on and on about not to curse and to be polite to people, but 90% do just that and more! Even Cranky Old Man isn't that bad! Not to mention, by your picture I have the right to assume you're like, what, 17? MAYBE 18? You guys can be such hypocrites...

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You are the only one here to (I assume) read my post, and I thank you for it.
If 90% of the people here were like you, I wouldn't have not 1 ioda of a problem. But actually, I don't see how I'd have to sit on Satan's lap That's a bit harsh. Why can't I like, I don't know, sit on his knee maybe? A lap is a bit close to the ding-a-ling... Anyway, thank you sir, and have a wonderful evening.

P.S. There is no sarcasm in this statement, just so you know.

Friend, I have no idea what an 'ioda' is but no doubt it has something to do with sexual perversion. Sorry, not interested. Nor am I (or any other True Christian™) interested in your 'ding-a-ling'.

I'd like to know whay you want to masturbate to a game insted of impregnate your wife or the girl you raped. Do you hate Jersus that much to feel compelled to have Him watch you spray your seed all over your parents house?
You know, masturbation is the same thing as abortion which is the murder of tiny innocent babies. If you are quiet, you can hear them screaming. Every sperm is sacred and great.

[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Friend, I have no idea what an 'ioda' is but no doubt it has something to do with sexual perversion. Sorry, not interested. Nor am I (or any other True Christian™) interested in your 'ding-a-ling'.

I'd like to know whay you want to masturbate to a game insted of impregnate your wife or the girl you raped. Do you hate Jersus that much to feel compelled to have Him watch you spray your seed all over your parents house?
You know, masturbation is the same thing as abortion which is the murder of tiny innocent babies. If you are quiet, you can hear them screaming. Every sperm is sacred and great.

...What?
Dude, come ON, I was complementing you, and ya went and piffleed it up! An ioda is also know as, I don't know, SOMETHING. Like saying I don't give 2 ***NAUGHTY WORD***, well another phrase would be I don't give 1 ioda. Another thing, I didn't say ***NAUGHTY WORD*** about my ding-a-ling! Go read the friggen post again! You said all sinners will burn in hell anyway and might as well sit on Satan's lap. I thought you were friendly, so I made a joke about how I'd rather sit on his knee than his lap, which is closer to that "area". And who said ANYTHING about masturbation?! When the hell did that topic pop up?! It's like you people are purposely making up assorted problems and finding the tiniest piece of the game that relates to that so you can throw it back at people like me! And, come on man, I don't rape anybody! Rapeing is for ***NAUGHTY WORD***, and I, as you can most likely gather, NOT. A. ***NAUGHTY WORD***. farther down, "Do you hate Jersus that much to feel compelled to have Him watch you spray your seed all over your parents house?"
...wait...say that again? Alright pal, first, and I won't beat you up too much for it because I doubt it was intentional, you said Jersus...Be a bit more careful. The rest I can't even make sense of. What does me spraying my sperm all over my parents house (Which, by the way, you picked that one out of thin air) have to do with my hate to Jesus?? And for the last, piffleing, time, and I will not say this again without going ballistic,
I.
Am.
Not.
GAY!!!!!!!!
Why won't you people get that through your thick skulls?! You insult me over and over again with gay, ***NAUGHTY WORD***, faggot, queer, jap, and a LOT more! You people just find anything that is bad in the world, and use that word and pop our bubbles like it's a pin. You don't even make that many constructive sentances! You just go "Ugh, queer feg lul jus get of r websit brah, jesus iz luv, u jus hat him an u wunt tu kil uss go di in a piit feg"
And no, you don't say it like that, but if you were to sum up the ones that are quite long. THAT'S ALL THAT YOU SAY. You just repeat the same thing over and over again, and spice it up with some bible verse and a fact about witch-craft and what-not. Also, dude, do your homework before you tell me that I kill babies every time I masturbate...First of all, it's part of the entire pizza. Sperm holds certain parts of genetic code. For example, it may contain an X or a Y chromsome, which mixed with the egg (or, ovum) which ALSO contains either of which, will make a baby boy or girl. And no, don't try to replace what you meant with the theroy of every time I masturbate, god kills a baby, because that' complete bull.
Thanks for piffleing up my good word for 'ya.
***NAUGHTY WORD***...

[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Of course not! They only read The Bible!

You know, Cranky, you should actually let your kids read more fiction
And no, that's not an insult. But thinks like Huckleberry Finn, or the Great Works of Emily Dickinson are fanTASTIC books that my roomate, and my little cousin Denice all read. Now, they are kind of, ya'know, advanced, but they really are cute and fun books that tell marvelous tales of adventure, romance, and sometimes, they're funny too! I'm not saying it's BAD that all that your children read is the bible, infact I find it kind of, quaint, I guess the word would be? It can really set them on the right path

Oh, also, kind of a bonus question, is that your real photograph?

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I.
Am.
Not.
GAY!!!!!!!!

Bad. Grammar.

[Hatchet the Jap]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

...What?
Dude, come ON, I was complementing you, and ya went and piffleed it up! An ioda is also know as, I don't know, SOMETHING. Like saying I don't give 2 ***NAUGHTY WORD***, well another phrase would be I don't give 1 ioda. Another thing, I didn't say ***NAUGHTY WORD*** about my ding-a-ling! Go read the friggen post again! You said all sinners will burn in hell anyway and might as well sit on Satan's lap. I thought you were friendly, so I made a joke about how I'd rather sit on his knee than his lap, which is closer to that "area". And who said ANYTHING about masturbation?! When the hell did that topic pop up?! It's like you people are purposely making up assorted problems and finding the tiniest piece of the game that relates to that so you can throw it back at people like me! And, come on man, I don't rape anybody! Rapeing is for ***NAUGHTY WORD***, and I, as you can most likely gather, NOT. A. ***NAUGHTY WORD***. farther down, "Do you hate Jersus that much to feel compelled to have Him watch you spray your seed all over your parents house?"
...wait...say that again? Alright pal, first, and I won't beat you up too much for it because I doubt it was intentional, you said Jersus...Be a bit more careful. The rest I can't even make sense of. What does me spraying my sperm all over my parents house (Which, by the way, you picked that one out of thin air) have to do with my hate to Jesus?? And for the last, piffleing, time, and I will not say this again without going ballistic,
I.
Am.
Not.
GAY!!!!!!!!
Why won't you people get that through your thick skulls?! You insult me over and over again with gay, ***NAUGHTY WORD***, faggot, queer, jap, and a LOT more! You people just find anything that is bad in the world, and use that word and pop our bubbles like it's a pin. You don't even make that many constructive sentances! You just go "Ugh, queer feg lul jus get of r websit brah, jesus iz luv, u jus hat him an u wunt tu kil uss go di in a piit feg"
And no, you don't say it like that, but if you were to sum up the ones that are quite long. THAT'S ALL THAT YOU SAY. You just repeat the same thing over and over again, and spice it up with some bible verse and a fact about witch-craft and what-not. Also, dude, do your homework before you tell me that I kill babies every time I masturbate...First of all, it's part of the entire pizza. Sperm holds certain parts of genetic code. For example, it may contain an X or a Y chromsome, which mixed with the egg (or, ovum) which ALSO contains either of which, will make a baby boy or girl. And no, don't try to replace what you meant with the theroy of every time I masturbate, god kills a baby, because that' complete bull.
Thanks for piffleing up my good word for 'ya.
***NAUGHTY WORD***...

That's how the forums here work. Deal with it. Get proof if you can. No one can disprove proof.
Also, stay away from the hate. That's how you get screwed up in these forums. Stay away from this much hate.
Good day.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

That's how the forums here work. Deal with it. Get proof if you can. No one can disprove proof.
Also, stay away from the hate. That's how you get screwed up in these forums. Stay away from this much hate.
Good day.

Hate? There is no hate here, at least not from our side, I hate no one but the Devil himself.

[Hatchet the Jap]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Hate? There is no hate here, at least not from our side, I hate no one but the Devil himself.

Sorry. What I meant was 'stop spreading that much hate'.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Sorry. What I meant was 'stop spreading that much hate'.

This is wonderful advice that 411this911 should take.

This website is not about spreading hate but spreading the true, unadulterated message of the Bible to anyone who will listen and understand.

People need to know what the Bible says, rather than what they think it says.

YIC

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You insult me over and over again with gay, ***NAUGHTY WORD***, faggot, queer, jap, and a LOT more!

Nonsense! No one is insulting or hating you here just because you are gay. We merely want to save your soul, it's not too late for you to leave your gaysexual ways behind, become an ex-gay and get a shot for eternal salvation.

[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Nonsense! No one is insulting or hating you here just because you are gay. We merely want to save your soul, it's not too late for you to leave your gaysexual ways behind, become an ex-gay and get a shot for eternal salvation.

No...just...no...
Dude, just stop right there!
Read a LOT of these. 90% of you guys just insult me. And for f*ck's sake, I'M GAY! I'm gay! Just, stop calling me that! I'm not saying you're gay! Just because I enjoy a sword game doesn't mean I'm lhetrosexual! I am homosexua ! Always have been always will be. There!
I don't mean to be rude to the people who haven't even cussed me out yet, like you. I'm not directing this part of the comment to you...well actually, sort of, but read my last post! It's states there in font 7 caps I am gay!

[411This911 (Quarantined)]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

This is wonderful advice that 411this911 should take.

This website is not about spreading hate but spreading the true, unadulterated message of the Bible to anyone who will listen and understand.

People need to know what the Bible says, rather than what they think it says.

YIC

I understand.
I don't know why you people keep telling me to stop spreading hate! I came here looking for a christian site (which, yes, I know this is) and I found a forum I didn't like. I decided right then and there to start an account and try to tell you guys why it's not as bad as it seems! But then people like Mary Etheldra start going ape-s*it about how I suddenly HATE JESUS because I made a comment that relates to...something. I'll be honest, I'm not too good with bible verses. I can remember storys and some quotes but I can't remember too many, alright? I have a terrible memory.

[John Creeser]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I understand.
I don't know why you people keep telling me to stop spreading hate! I came here looking for a christian site (which, yes, I know this is) and I found a forum I didn't like. I decided right then and there to start an account and try to tell you guys why it's not as bad as it seems! But then people like Mary Etheldra start going ape-s*it about how I suddenly HATE JESUS because I made a comment that relates to...something. I'll be honest, I'm not too good with bible verses. I can remember storys and some quotes but I can't remember too many, alright? I have a terrible memory.

You have found the most "Christian" site on all of the internets. Maybe if you actually read the entire Bible you would understand what it is like to be a True Christian(tm) not some fluffy bunny cheery picking liberal false Christian who reads from the Fisher Price version of the Bible and plays perverted video games.

You're not a roman catholic are you?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

...What?
Dude, come ON, I was complementing you, and ya went and piffleed it up! An ioda is also know as, I don't know, SOMETHING........about my ding-a-ling! ........so I made a joke ......about masturbation?..........rape anybody! ........ What does me spraying my sperm all over my parents house (Which, by the way, you picked that one out of thin air) have to do with my hate to Jesus?? And for the last, piffleing, time, .........Ugh, queer feg lul jus get of r websit brah, jesus iz luv, u jus hat him an u wunt tu kil uss go di in a piit feg........I kill babies every time I masturbate...First of all, it's part of the entire pizza. Sperm holds certain parts ........don't try to replace what you meant with the theroy of every time I masturbate, god kills a baby, because that' complete bull.
Thanks for piffleing up my good word for 'ya.
***NAUGHTY WORD***...

Friend, reading what you wrote brought tears to my eyes and left my children asking a lot of questions, questions small children should not have to ask.

I can only think of the shame your mother must endure peeling your underwear off of the floor.

Finding out you ejaculate on pizzas is just icing on the cake.