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Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy










Please stop this, it's giving me cancer, brain and eye cancer teminal 4 cancer, 3 minutes to live

[DoveOfPeace]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

MInecraft is bad like my nephew sent me this [Link To Bestiality Porn Deleted]

i looked up more and i found this: [Gay Porn Deleted]

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Only the LORD is Just, dear. To serve Justice is to serve the LORD. To Justify something is to illustrate that it serves the LORD. Good and evil have nothing to do with it, dear;that's silly 19th century romanticism foolishness the Bronte sisters made popular. The Holy Bible has no interest in romance, as it's a human invention, and a rather late one at that. It came about in response to the Industrial Revolution, which just goes to show the depth of Eve's curse which inspires women to avoid work and instead daydream about men's penises.

You are so correct, ma'am. Thank you for correcting me.

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Do you see this little button at the bottom right-hand corner of each post? It's useful for many things: like making it clear to whom your comment is directed, or who/what you're replying to; both of which lead to looking less of a mormon (if you care about things like that ).

Oops, sorry about that. I was referring to the post right before mine.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You can justify it all you like, but that doesn't make it any less evil.

Only the LORD is Just, dear. To serve Justice is to serve the LORD. To Justify something is to illustrate that it serves the LORD. Good and evil have nothing to do with it, dear;that's silly 19th century romanticism foolishness the Bronte sisters made popular. The Holy Bible has no interest in romance, as it's a human invention, and a rather late one at that. It came about in response to the Industrial Revolution, which just goes to show the depth of Eve's curse which inspires women to avoid work and instead daydream about men's penises.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You can justify it all you like, but that doesn't make it any less evil.

Do you see this little button at the bottom right-hand corner of each post? It's useful for many things: like making it clear to whom your comment is directed, or who/what you're replying to; both of which lead to looking less of a mormon (if you care about things like that ).

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You can justify it all you like, but that doesn't make it any less evil.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: I'm sorry, what?

(Yes, I completely understand my username is extremely contradictory on your website, but I was NOT about to make up some Christian-Nonsense username just so I can defend one of my favorite games.)I've read your post on flaming, and I completely understand it.
Before you go and ban me and stuff for my username, at least take a moment to read what I have to say and hear me out.


Minecraft was deliberately made to be pixelated and blocky, and I can explain why. It's not to sin against God or anything(mind you, even though I may not be a Christian, I still respect your community enough to capitalize what you would. Don't hate on me for it either, I'm only a human being.), but to prove that anything can be amazing and graphics don't matter.


I've yet to see a post about Terraria being evil and the spawn of Satan or anything like that, so go take a look at that game for a minute or two and tell me it's evil. It's amazing. It's entertaining. It's down-right beauty.


Ok, moving on.


My biggest and most supported argument against yours:


THE SCREENSHOTS YOU HAVE
ARE FROM THE ALPHA VERSION OF THE GAME!!!

Thank you, and have a nice day.
-Hopefully one day I'll find Jesus, but so far I haven't had any luck.

Stop defending this trash and go read a Bible. What's the point of making a post if it's not praising Jesus?

[yiffytheyiff]

I'm sorry, what?

(Yes, I completely understand my username is extremely contradictory on your website, but I was NOT about to make up some Christian-Nonsense username just so I can defend one of my favorite games.)I've read your post on flaming, and I completely understand it.
Before you go and ban me and stuff for my username, at least take a moment to read what I have to say and hear me out.


Minecraft was deliberately made to be pixelated and blocky, and I can explain why. It's not to sin against God or anything(mind you, even though I may not be a Christian, I still respect your community enough to capitalize what you would. Don't hate on me for it either, I'm only a human being.), but to prove that anything can be amazing and graphics don't matter.


I've yet to see a post about Terraria being evil and the spawn of Satan or anything like that, so go take a look at that game for a minute or two and tell me it's evil. It's amazing. It's entertaining. It's down-right beauty.


Ok, moving on.


My biggest and most supported argument against yours:


THE SCREENSHOTS YOU HAVE
ARE FROM THE ALPHA VERSION OF THE GAME!!!

Thank you, and have a nice day.
-Hopefully one day I'll find Jesus, but so far I haven't had any luck.

[handmaiden]

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why do i always see picking at the worst things and never the actual good things. this guy is literally just some scrub who makes minecraft videos. nothing special. oh and look he admitted to a perv. this reflects badly on the game how?

You really, really need to start reading the Bible.



1 Peter 3:18

For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit:

Exhortingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Clay For Brains]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

why do i always see picking at the worst things and never the actual good things. this guy is literally just some scrub who makes minecraft videos. nothing special. oh and look he admitted to a perv. this reflects badly on the game how?

[Clay For Brains]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Ok there is a lot to sift through on this post. but still. time to sort out this pile of false.

so lets start at the beginning shall we?the first paragraph under the inital photo:
First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!


Minecraft is a Sandbox Game. and in the gaming universe a sandbox game is a game where you can manipulate and change it into works of art, insane contraptions. and in this game you can literally make a computer, WITHEN YOU'RE OWN COMPUTER (computer-inception i tell ya). its graphics are toned down on pourpose yes, but that's part of the games charm and what makes it stand out from every other highly graphic-game, the creators sent a message when they did this basically to say "you don't need great graphics to have a great game".


moving on to your Greifers...


Greifers don't just exist in Minecraft. Greifers exist in almost every single multiplayer game. and their soul purpose in life is to ruin you're day and laugh at you're reaction. and Multiplayer is not part of the main game, the game is naturally single player. so anything that DOSE happen in multiplayer, normally is just some ass and they will probobly get in trouble with a server admin, and if they dont then thats a bad server so just leave and find a new one.


"Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn"



THAT is a texture pack or a bug in the game from its VERY early days. and that creature is actually called a creeper and is supposed to look like this:
its green is to camoflauge it into the grassy enviorment and its lack of arms is to make it harder to distinguish from the rest of the enviorment as well. they explode like a (insert bad language here) suicide bomber. they are quiet, stealthy, and the bane of every minecraft player. a true work of art for an NPC enemy if i do say so myself.


Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:

If a CHILD made this then I must be a pig that can fly. a child didnt make this it was probobly a horny artist who had been playing too much of the game and got board. also Womanizing creatures in games is a common practice. sadly... to be honest it still freaks me out. but either way this image, was NOT made by a child. becuase if they did their parents would have found it and gotten the kid in trouble before the child would have even had time to scan it onto his computer


"A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:"



Ok one he is holding a pickax not his penis, and 2 i dare you to try and build spheres in a world cosisting only of blocks! its HARD MAN! i've tried


"More Satanic Minecraft:"



this is honestly the only image i cant give you too much crap about. because it is about the pumpkins and you would immeditaly assume that with halloween (or to put it in the the sites terms "Helloween") but pumpkins have always looked like this in minecraft. and a Jack-O-Lantern is simply a source of light, and can be used to make some pretty nice looking creations. even beasts like Snow Golems and Iron Golems, both of which can be used for defending your home from attackers. its a fun game. that much is amazing. and you seem extreamly ill informed about this game to.


i would be completely willing to start up a game and find a server for us to play on, then i can show you what Minecraft is all about. which is building, Creativity. and possibly some of the best gut busting laughter you'll ever experiance. i hope you consider and listen to my response with an optimistic mindset.

[Didymus Much]

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The porn was created by an adult male I know...

Well, tell him to stop (or to take lessons, because ugh).

...because a child is not capable of buying the expensive equipment to draw it

Yeah, we all know children never use other people's stuff. Like when you were growing up, must have been hard to live outside because you couldn't afford your own house or anything. Right?


No, not right, complete logic fail actually. Seriously, please read your posts BEFORE you hit the "Submit" key. If it makes no sense, don't post.

[ChingChong]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

The porn was created by an adult male I know because a child is not capable of buying the expensive equipment to draw it

[guptapayal815]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!


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