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  • computerdemon
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by VideogameDefender View Post
    Let's Begins with why all of this is mostly wrong.

    " They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!"

    *It is a mini-game which people play for fun as a challenge and not as a reenactment of trying to escape from hell.

    "First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!"

    *The reason everything is a cube is to get the feeling of a old retro game, not for evolutionists. Also, manipulating our children? seriously it's just a game.

    There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

    * I don't believe a pedophile would take that much effort just to lure kids in to his server, in order to make a minecraft server you need to pay between $5-$10 every month, hire people to run his server, learn how to using coding in minecraft and make sure the coding and everything is right.

    *Griefing is just people breaking other peoples hard work in the game, not to threaten them. also if a guy asked you for your ip adress and he's threatening to destroy it, you can just leave and make your own world and re-build it, minecraft is about building,improving,repairing,surviving and rebuilding. I grief people all the time and kids are smart enough nowadays to realise they're being griefed and to just leave the server for a hour and come back to see if the griefer is gone.

    "Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn"

    * Those aren't penises, they're monsters, those aren't even the right colored monsters. Those are creepers, the follow the player and when they get close enough to the player they explode and destroy anything surrounding them.

    Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft

    * Thats a picture you can find anywhere on the internet, highly doubt it was a child that did it too, because they don't even say the gender of the creeper in minecraft, it's genderless.

    A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls

    * He isn't masturbating over his insane creation, he's just admiring it from a far.

    *Also the big balls...seriously, might as well go over to the bowling alley and complain that the bowling balls are planting sexual innuendos in our kids minds!

    "Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office"

    *You saying kids are destroying the economy by building houses with their own hands, by going camping or hunting or anything active and exciting, your saying they should be lazy and get fat, you even said "teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's" How do you think the food for McDonald's comes from? From FARMERS who farm their own food, then sell them.

    It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft

    * That is a emoticon he just wanted to rebuild in minecraft

    More Satanic Minecraft

    * That is a texture pack, why is that satanic? OH SCARY PUMPKINS!!! those are just regular minecraft pumpkins with a halloween texture pack on to look like halloween pumpkins.

    I have to say, ask anyone, even Obama and they'll say: " it's just a videogame."
    I like to masturbate to minecraft and imagine the giant penis I made is tearing at my rectum

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  • computerdemon
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
    Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


    -The Lunatic's Translation Service
    This.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by the_lunatic View Post
    Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


    -The Lunatic's Translation Service
    You seem grumpy, friend.

    I know the solution to all your problems.


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  • the_lunatic
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


    -The Lunatic's Translation Service

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  • computerdemon
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by its_faith View Post
    I have seen a preview of the newest minecraft version and if by chance they haven't offended God by what they have already released they surely have now. Once a player defeats the ender Dragon, which is one of the few good points about this game because we all know about knights in shining armor slaying dragons, they can go into another porthole and into another part of fantasyland and collect a new items called beetroot and some purplish pink colored block that's the most homerish thing I ever saw since Paul Lynde. I think the entire point of this game is to turn kids gay!
    I dont recall that dimension, screenshot please? I'm sure i'll be able to figure it out for you.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by BrethrenMichael View Post
    Thank you so much for the advice Cranky! I am new here, but now I have just realized how terrible minecraft is. I used to let them play it, but now I have made sure they don't play it by destroying there computers. I torture them everyday for playing it. I am disappointed in myself that I didn't torture them before. It is very effective. Anyway thank you for the the information!
    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Brethren is somewhat out of use, but it is a plural for brother. Are there more than one of you? Legion was an example of one who was many. Are you inhabited by demons?

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  • BrethrenMichael
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Thank you so much for the advice Cranky! I am new here, but now I have just realized how terrible minecraft is. I used to let them play it, but now I have made sure they don't play it by destroying there computers. I torture them everyday for playing it. I am disappointed in myself that I didn't torture them before. It is very effective. Anyway thank you for the the information!

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  • its_faith
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    I have seen a preview of the newest minecraft version and if by chance they haven't offended God by what they have already released they surely have now. Once a player defeats the ender Dragon, which is one of the few good points about this game because we all know about knights in shining armor slaying dragons, they can go into another porthole and into another part of fantasyland and collect a new items called beetroot and some purplish pink colored block that's the most homerish thing I ever saw since Paul Lynde. I think the entire point of this game is to turn kids gay!

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  • eggcake
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

    I myself have seen how bad this game is
    It is unbelievable that they are allowed to do this
    and in full colour too!

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  • Roland
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

    Originally posted by Out n' Proud View Post
    ITl;dr
    Hi Mr. Proud,

    Do you have a favourite Bible verse or anything else of interest you want to share? You can do just that in the Introduction part of this forum.

    Hope this helps, Roland

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

    Originally posted by Out n' Proud View Post
    I would just like to take this time to point out that one of your tabs reads 'gay fat amputee gangbang' and you're calling the people who make video games the sinners. Nice.

    By the way this real character called 'Jesus' was quite obviously black, and didn't Adam and Eve's children have to have sex (incest) and the fact that people say that Jesus watches you masturbate and then tell you that Jesus hates gays. You can't even hold one point without contradicting yourselves.

    So while you idiots waste your time reading the same old book, and praying to a made-up tyrannical dictator in the sky who forces you to pray to him, and do anything he says, I'll be spending time playing video games, drinking caffeinated drinks, and spending time with my boyfriend.

    P.s. I'm a guy
    xoxo
    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • Out n' Proud
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

    Originally posted by snailsnot View Post
    Just when I think all hope is lost, along come the indie developers. I built a humble golden cross, and politely commanded the other players to bow before it.

    Those that didn't I undermined until they fell into the lava.
    I would just like to take this time to point out that one of your tabs reads 'gay fat amputee gangbang' and you're calling the people who make video games the sinners. Nice.

    By the way this real character called 'Jesus' was quite obviously black, and didn't Adam and Eve's children have to have sex (incest) and the fact that people say that Jesus watches you masturbate and then tell you that Jesus hates gays. You can't even hold one point without contradicting yourselves.

    So while you idiots waste your time reading the same old book, and praying to a made-up tyrannical dictator in the sky who forces you to pray to him, and do anything he says, I'll be spending time playing video games, drinking caffeinated drinks, and spending time with my boyfriend.

    P.s. I'm a guy
    xoxo

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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    I think that might be Photoshopped.
    Mr. Much, why do you take everything Good and Holy and wipe your bottom across it like so much toilet paper? That depiction is beautiful as it shows the Joy of Jesus is for everyone. The old man, the sports fan, the woman and the colored. All His Children are beautiful to Him. So buzz off, turkey.

    (Apologies to the Pastors for the harsh language.)

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    ......
    I think that might be Photoshopped.

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