[HyperTheULF]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

What video games are considered "Christian-Safe"? Just wondering...

[Alvin Moss]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Being a stupid ass white Christian, nobody gives a piffle about how stupid ass shit you idiots are. All of you stupid ass kkk bitches can piffle off with your shitty ass bible. Go to hell you piffleers!

Strong language is never welcome.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Welcome to Landover. Are you capable of communicating anything except backfiring attempted insults?

Oh, was that supposed to be an insult? I thought he was quoting what people had said to him. (From the sentence structure.)

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Being a stupid ass white Christian, nobody gives a piffle about how stupid ass shit you idiots are. All of you stupid ass kkk bitches can piffle off with your shitty ass bible. Go to hell you piffleers!

Oh, my! Goodness, such language is so unnecessary, Mr. Adbot. I have a feeling that you might be putting off a warm that so many of the lovely servants of the , at , would be only too happy to give to you. However, regardless of that, we are pleased that you have found your way to our blessed corner of the interwebs galaxy. It is my prayer that you will learn of the saving Grace of the of during your visits with us.

Now, as I have noted, it does appear that you are suffering from some issues regarding anger, and I should like to leave you with this, from the , to help you at this very difficult time. Think of it as a healing salve for your wounds, Dear:

Matthew 11:28-30:
28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
30 For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.

May bless you as you seek with all of your heart, here at .

[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Being a stupid ass white Christian, nobody gives a piffle about how stupid ass shit you idiots are...

Except those compelled to register and ragepost, apparently.


Welcome to Landover. Are you capable of communicating anything except backfiring attempted insults?

[Dadbot123]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Being a stupid ass white Christian, nobody gives a fuck about how stupid ass shit you idiots are. All of you stupid ass kkk bitches can fuck off with your shitty ass bible. Go to hell you fuckers!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I don't really know what this "fortress" thing is, except that it promotes sodomy in an unprecedented manner

Unprecedented and pathetic.

Once again I'm willing to take on the mantle of commie liberalism just to highlight the Primum Mobile within which these half baked medievalists revolve.

Actually has a sort of war-like effect except that I'd doubt any of them have the remotest concept of either "fort" or "war" such as carpet nuking or (before aircraft) Carmarthen Castle. This what they think they're doing..

..but what they'd get is altogether different. To explain the difference we'd have to use words they don't even know exist. Papism is the very architecture of sodomy and their citadels are built of stone; what Romish monster ever invented a nuke? God was protecting someone but it wasn't these petty war nuts geeking out on simulations or even in their paint ball fields.

Jesus knows His own.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I don't really know what this "fortress" thing is, except that it promotes sodomy in an unprecedented manner, which is obviously evil and at the moment the principal sin, on which Jesus has been focusing for a few decades. Why oh why would these adolescents spend their time with proxy fortresses,when there is only one fortress that matters!?

2 Samuel 22:2
And he said, The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;

The fortresses that combine "teams" of homosexuals under the command of Satan, such as this "team fortress" has been demonstrated to be, shall vanish and woe unto those who fell into their seductive whispers! Apparently, they will be destroyed by internal conflicts that I surmise will arise from the constant rectal/internal organ damage caused by the sodomistic act. A tumult shall arise within the bowels of these blasphemers!

Hosea 10:14
Therefore shall a tumult arise among thy people, and all thy fortresses shall be spoiled, as Shalman spoiled Betharbel in the day of battle: the mother was dashed in pieces upon her children.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I PLAY THIS GAME … I HAVE PROOF THIS IS AN OK GAME … i play team fortress 2 quite a lot and heavy weapons the guy who said………etc.

there is also blantent homosexuality … [example irrelevant] … As you can see this is some clear………and so on.

Identical reactions there from Unicron and engineer1, simply using different words, but we already know that it's not an OK game regardless of how frequently you play it and that the postures and costumes involved would never appeal to any normal person even if they were on synthetic prostaglandins and bison steroids.

Clearly in this "game" there's a certain amount of window dressing. So that characters will dress or pose in particular ways to reinforce propaganda from the usual suspects that galumphing around like a deranged arsonist is somehow acceptable in certain circumstances. God does not agree of course having designated that function to a different species.

Judges 14:20 – 15:6 Samson's wife was given to his companion, whom he had used as his friend. But it came to pass within a while after, in the time of wheat harvest, that Samson visited his wife with a kid; and he said, I will go in to my wife into the chamber. But her father would not suffer him to go in. And her father said, I verily thought that thou hadst utterly hated her; therefore I gave her to thy companion: is not her younger sister fairer than she? take her, I pray thee, instead of her. And Samson said concerning them, Now shall I be more blameless than the Philistines, though I do them a displeasure. And Samson went and caught three hundred foxes, and took firebrands, and turned tail to tail, and put a firebrand in the midst between two tails. And when he had set the brands on fire, he let them go into the standing corn of the Philistines, and burnt up both the shocks, and also the standing corn, with the vineyards and olives. Then the Philistines said, Who hath done this? And they answered, Samson, the son in law of the Timnite, because he had taken his wife, and given her to his companion. And the Philistines came up, and burnt her and her father with fire.

Quite a lot in that passage but the salient species is fox. Sure, the Philistines could burn things too but how did God regard the Philistines? As less than a shepherd boy, who could pop one in the forehead and hack through its neck just-like-that to cart the head around which contains a fair amount of blood so that would be trailing after; it disgusts me how uncaring the Philistines were of God's promise and the ease with which young David could see it through. For this lot however it's "God? Schmod!" all the way to the bank. Christians would never celebrate Philistine tactics like that and therefore would never let family members play Team Fortress 2!!!

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

As you can see this is some clear (NASTY TALK REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR)

Dear Miss Unicron: I note that this is your message to be posted on . I should mention that we prefer our newcomers to post their first message in our friendly INTRODUCTION FORUM, which is linked here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, you will notice some simple requests at the top of the page, but I shall include those here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to know you.

[Alvin Moss]

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As you can see this is some clear (NASTY TALK REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR)

Strong language is never welcome.

[Unicron]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")




As you can see this is some clear (NASTY TALK REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR)

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

You know when I hear stuff like that rant I'm reminded of so-called Alzheimer's people. There's a difference between ageism and seeing from actions that someone lacks control mechanisms. Running off at the mouth comes into the second category. Could it be that this awful game brings on the Alzheimer's?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

NOW LISTEN HERE I PLAY THIS GAME BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Thank you Jesus for sending us a perfect example of the OP's warning about the Devil's influence upon the developing brains of unsaved heathen who have been seduced by Satan to play his unholy games. We just thank You for providing for us a reminder of the importance of keeping games away from our own children, and renew our energy for picketing places where young people come to play games. We just pray blessings around those parents who are strong enough in You to not spare the rod and spoil the child such as engineer1's father certainly did. Thank You Jesus, and if you should spare him his eternal life, I pray he comes back here to share with us his testimony!

Glory!

[Alvin Moss]

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NOW LISTEN HERE and other assorted, unpunctuated drivel

Generally, we divide up our paragraphs into sentences, using a period to denote the end of the sentence. A sentence is like a complete thought, you might say. You get an "F" for this tirade.


Also, just because you are not in school today is no reason to think you can lecture the adults. Nothing you said in your screed hasn't been said dozens of times by other unsaved wretches in this same thread. You get an "F" for reading comprehension and originality.


I'm sure you noticed that we ask all newcomers to make a proper introduction, so that we may know who is using this godly site (at no charge, BTW). You ignored that direction. You get an "F" for deportment.


In addition, young boys your age are fascinated by trains, but if you think for a second that anyone here believes you are an engineer, you are only fooling yourself.


As to your request to not be immediately banned, it is magnanimously granted, so that you may continue to make a fool of yourself for our entertainment. My advice is to get right with Jesus and quick. The End is near.