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  • #226
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    I bet you RED team ladies all believe in Jesus Christ coming over here on a Dinosaur of sorts! HA! I say! HA! I came back to America on a raft made of all the dead Nazis I killed when high command told me the war had been over. I EARNED THOSE MEDALS MADE BY ME, FOR ME!

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    • #227
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      "they also made a video about the soldier saying that god is a squinty gook who wrestled all the animals on the ark"

      Squity Eyed gook?

      What the piffle is your problem you racist motherpiffleer? I bet if you said that to an asian in real life he'd crane kick you in your little ignorant mouth.


      "i was wondering why my son was getting into fights"

      Its not because of the game, its because you're a shitty parent.

      "if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!"

      That shit wont work, if he wants to play it, he will reinstall it and play it.

      "REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD"

      The dont ask dont tell policy has been revoked, you know that? also, many soldiers have converted to atheism after going to war because they dont believe god could let this happen.


      By the way, i play TF2. And i like it.


      Dont be surprised when your child grows up and hates you.

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      • #228
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Originally posted by Phreek View Post
        (incoherent mongoloid rambling)
        Originally posted by Phreek View Post
        By the way, i play TF2. And i like it.
        No surprise there...
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #229
          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Ok, fucker I was trying to be nice to you. Tell you and act friendly to fucking help you but now I am pissed. "Lay off the drugs" how about you take some so you can see what the fuck we're talking about you dip shit mother fucker! Fuck you bitch.I tried to help you and you end up insulting me, way to go you bible bashing bitch tard. May all the powers of 4chan and gaming communities come together and completely butt fuck you retarded forums to the point that your puny mind explodes. Here's a picture of you children that you inbred together. You fucking retarded chimp.



          Maybe if you added all of your church members together you can get an IQ of 0 because the shit you pulled shows your a douche bag fag hating queer fucking sons of bitches and need to be shown a lesson.

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          • #230
            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Rev. Dick Blasters View Post
            Ok, piffleer I was trying to be nice to you.
            No, you were commanding us. There is no "nice" way to force people into doing what they don't want to do.

            Originally posted by Rev. Dick Blasters View Post
            Tell you and act friendly to piffleing help you but now I am pissed. "Lay off the drugs" how about you take some so you can see what the piffle we're talking about you dip shit mother piffleer! piffle you bitch.I tried to help you and you end up insulting me, way to go you bible bashing bitch tard. May all the powers of 4chan and gaming communities come together and completely butt piffle you retarded forums to the point that your puny mind explodes. Here's a picture of you children that you inbred together. You piffleing retarded chimp.
            Okay...... so when you don't get your way, you burst out into a hysterical tirade and threaten some infantile form of violence?

            Let the mature people do the talking here, okay?
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • #231
              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              [QUOTE=GOD=life;661213]Let the mature people do the talking here, okay?[/QUOTE]

              There is not any mature people here. Especially those who let a book written many years ago run their life. Maybe you shouldn't be to quick to pass judgment on people and take longer looks in the mirror at yourself and realize you have no right to judge anyone. Even more so are not above or beyond anyone in this world but yet are petty little people just like everyone else.

              Also half the shit on here should send you all to "hell" as you say. Yea this forum is and followers are really smart. You encourage rape on your kids, you encourage your kids to disown you and steal your credit cards and/or bank accounts. Then you think cutting your dick off will bring you closer to an imaginary person. On top of all that you promote jesus thongs.

              So before any of you bible thumpers think of passing judgment on anyone you might wanna come to realize your supporting everything your so much against. WAY TO BE 2 FACED!

              Yea I dont believe in god or hell but come on really? Might as well classify you with Taliban. Your just as ban as the crazys over seas killing innocent people just cause they want 20 virgin wives. The majority of people in the world as fucking in the head and this is one place they come to past their judgment on videos games.

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              • #232
                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by atheist11 View Post
                There is not any mature people here.
                It takes one to know one. And you're not one.

                Originally posted by atheist11 View Post
                Especially those who let a book written many years ago run their life.
                So you go to a Christian forum, you fill in a Christian question in the signup form, you wait for the confirmation email, you login and....... you tell Christians that they shouldn't follow the Bible.

                As people on your forum would put it: "that don't make no sense, bro!"

                Originally posted by atheist11 View Post
                Also half the shit on here should send you all to "hell" as you say.
                On the contrary, NOT following the Bible to the letter gets people sent to Hell. We're going to Heaven, "bro". Would you like to join?

                Originally posted by atheist11 View Post
                Yea this forum is and followers are really smart.
                That's correct. We are a lot smarter than little idiots like you who have no idea whom this forum is for and what Landover Baptist Church tries to accomplish. Maybe one day a real friend will smack you on the head with a large inflatable clue stick and you'll go "ohhhhhhhhh" and feel really stupid. If you're lucky, that friend's name will be Jesus. And I don't mean Jesus the Mexican, but Jesus H. Christ.

                Originally posted by atheist11 View Post
                [/I]
                Big sign of maturity right there...

                Let me guess, you know it all because you're already 16 and "chill", right?
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • #233
                  Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by BaseballMom67 View Post
                  there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")
                  "I love this doctor" Is it wrong to love the people who save your life?
                  "Get behind me doctor" This is a war game you said, the doctor is being protected from enemy fire (covered). The soldier sacrifices himself to protect his healer.

                  Honestly I cannot understand how you managed to turn these godly principles into work of the devil himself. Perhaps it is your mind who is satanic?

                  Originally posted by BaseballMom67 View Post
                  i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends
                  Do you actually believe that a real video game is the reason your kid gets into fights? Or does it might have to do with the other 15 years you spend raising you son?
                  Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

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                  • #234
                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    I must say I am very shocked and even disappointed by my fellow Christians.

                    How can you wish someone to hell? Have you not read his words at all? You are Forgiveness my brother! Forgiveness
                    Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

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                    • #235
                      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                      I must say I am very shocked and even disappointed by my fellow Christians.
                      You have no fellow Christians because you're not Christian. You don't follow the Bible.

                      Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                      How can you wish someone to hell?
                      By making them believe it's OK to play games like TF2.

                      Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                      Have you not read his words at all? You are Forgiveness my brother! Forgiveness
                      Whose words? You're not one of those rasta people, are you?
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • #236
                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        You have no fellow Christians because you're not Christian. You don't follow the Bible.


                        By making them believe it's OK to play games like TF2.


                        Whose words? You're not one of those rasta people, are you?

                        Oh you poor, lost sheep. May our Sheppard guide you.

                        Loving people is not gay! Sacrifice for your healer is not gay!
                        Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

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                        • #237
                          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                          Oh you poor, lost sheep.
                          That's not a rational argument but a poorly executed argument from incredulity fallacy.

                          Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                          Loving people is not gay!
                          Who said it was? We are very loving and caring. Why do you think we WANT people to go to Heaven? Because we love them. The Bible states what they have to do to get there.

                          Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                          Sacrifice for your healer is not gay!
                          Sounds like you're in some kind of cult. Christians don't work with "healers", we work with a savior: Jesus Christ.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #238
                            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post

                            Sounds like you're in some kind of cult. Christians don't work with "healers", we work with a savior: Jesus Christ.
                            It was about TF2! How dare you turn Christ into cult?

                            Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                            "I love this doctor"
                            Is it wrong to love the people who save your life?

                            "Get behind me doctor"
                            This is a war game you said, the doctor is being protected from enemy fire (covered). The soldier sacrifices himself to protect his healer.
                            Honestly I cannot understand how you managed to turn these godly principles into work of the devil himself! How dare you turn Christ into cult?!
                            Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

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                            • #239
                              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                              How dare you turn Christ into cult?
                              I don't. Because I'm Christian.

                              Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                              ... How dare you turn Christ into cult?!
                              Maybe if playing TF2 didn't destroy your attention span, you wouldn't ask the exact same nonsensical question twice in the same post.
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22                               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • #240
                                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                I don't. Because I'm Christian.

                                Maybe if playing TF2 didn't destroy your attention span, you wouldn't ask the exact same nonsensical question twice in the same post.
                                I do not play TF2! And I do not understand how you can call yourself Christian which such aggressive posts, filled with hatred and anger!

                                Originally posted by oursheppard View Post
                                "I love this doctor" Is it wrong to love the people who save your life?
                                "Get behind me doctor" This is a war game you said, the doctor is being protected from enemy fire (covered). The soldier sacrifices himself to protect his healer.
                                How do you turn these godly principles into work of the devil himself?
                                Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

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