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  • #2806
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Funny you can't think of an appropriate response to my correlation between the bible and chinese whispers. Catholicism is a much smarter religion, there's actually tests folks. Yup, you have to be smart to attend mass.

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    • #2807
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by nonfanaticchristian View Post
      Funny you can't think of an appropriate response to my correlation between the bible and chinese whispers. Catholicism is a much smarter religion, there's actually tests folks. Yup, you have to be smart to attend mass.
      Were you under the impression people were flocking to your post, dropping everything to reply within the five whole minutes since you promoted your silly little analogy?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #2808
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Really, love thy neighbour, jeez. Seriously, autism? You do realise that your god created that disability, right and making fun of it is blaspheming him. He's your god. God loves all his children, apparently. Even the dumb fat ones like you miss double chin, go eat another hershey bar and cry into your bible.

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        • #2809
          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          yet still no contradiction and the black alvin guy replied rather quickly with no contradiction and so did you double chin.

          You realise that your name shares remarkable resemblance to the lesbian rock singer Melissa Etheridge, that must bust your gut, chubbers? It's big enough and go have another slice of pie you lost a few calories from the furious [PORNOGRAPHIC REFERENCES TO SCOTTISH PRIESTLY GAMES REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
          Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-18-2016, 10:16 PM. Reason: This is a family friendly forum, dear. Children are learning!

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          • #2810
            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by nonfanaticchristian View Post
            Really, love thy neighbour, jeez. Seriously, autism? You do realise that your god created that disability, right and making fun of it is blaspheming him. He's your god. God loves all his children, apparently. Even the dumb fat ones like you miss double chin, go eat another hershey bar and cry into your bible.
            1. You're not my neighbor. [Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?]
            2. This does not reflect an understanding of blasphemy (Luke 12:10).
            3. He's yours, too, and one day you will kneel before Him (Romans 14:11). The question is, will you do it as a willing servant, or a defeated enemy (Matthew 12:30)?
            4. He does not love those who do not love and obey Him (Matthew 10:33; John 14:23). Those who do not love and obey Him will be pruned away without so much as a "how do you do" (John 15:1-2) Those who accept Him will be healed upon request (James 5:14-15). Ergo, those who are physically or mentally crippled, have yet to apologize to Jesus and accept Him as their Lord and Master (John 13:13 ).
            5. My blessed countenance is evidence of my True Faith and pleasant personality (Proverbs 28:25).
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #2811
              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Number 1, I don't want you to love me. I was referring to the autistic people out there, so if you had an autistic baby with your husband you wouldn't love it and you'd use it as a slur against someone on the internet? I feel sorry for your children, they must be bat crap cray cray like you

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              • #2812
                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by nonfanaticchristian View Post
                Number 1, I don't want you to love me. I was referring to the autistic people out there, so if you had an autistic baby with your husband you wouldn't love it and you'd use it as a slur against someone on the internet? I feel sorry for your children, they must be bat crap cray cray like you
                Don't be ridiculous. I would never raise my child to be autistic.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #2813
                  Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Wait you were Melissa a second ago. TF2 for LIFE!

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                  • #2814
                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    I just want to point out that there is not such thing as a non fanatic Christian. Either you devote every second of your life to God, and obey every sentence in the Bible, or you are not a Christian.There is no place for moderation in the eyes of God.
                    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                    • #2815
                      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      My teachings must be having a profound effect on you Melissa, I causeedthe name-change is freaking awesome! Hey another birther movement.

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                      • #2816
                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                        I just want to point out that there is not such thing as a non fanatic Christian. Either you devote every second of your life to God, and obey every sentence in the Bible, or you are not a Christian.There is no place for moderation in the eyes of God.

                        That is so true, Brother. This man is a liar and worse. He is Hell bound and there is no helping him.
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • #2817
                          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by nonfanaticchristian View Post
                          My teachings must be having a profound effect on you Melissa, I causeedthe name-change is freaking awesome! Hey another birther movement.

                          Now you aren't even making any sense. Put down the whiskey and seek Jesus or you will surely swim in the Lake of Fire.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • #2818
                            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Melissa is now Mary.

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                            • #2819
                              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                              Now you aren't even making any sense. Put down the whiskey and seek Jesus or you will surely swim in the Lake of Fire.
                              i don't like how you portray all scots as drunks between saying put down the whiskey and the message mary/melissa sent to nonfanaticchristian2 saying one drunk scotch is enough all scottish people arent drunk and i don't you should see them as that way

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                              • #2820
                                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by nonalcholicscot View Post
                                all scottish people arent drunk and i don't you should see them as that way

                                Maybe not, but you and your false Christian friend are as drunk as the Pope.
                                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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