[Fascinated]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

The 'logic' of a True Christian™ really is the most humorous of all.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Bad news, Brethren and Sistren. The evil Denmark company called "Lego" has brought the Angry Birds sex game to Legos:



Will the atheistic Danes stoop to ANY level of depravity to advance their darwinism?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Will the atheistic Danes stoop to ANY level of depravity to advance their darwinism?

The most horrible country combined with the most horrible game. The rapture must be close now.

[Hank]

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What else would you expect from a country whos prince married an Austrian who came from a family tree full of generations of convicts. Those filthy Danes now breeding with the Austrians. It wont be such a "gday mate" when Jesus is punching you out like no kangaroo ever has before.

[Dr. Boob]

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wow, connecting a touch screen game to female masturbation? I guess stamping letters at the post office is practicing male masturbation. As a side note, there are things WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY worse than this, may i direct your attention to 4chan.org?

[Elijah71]

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I apologize on behalf of my country. This is filthy game indeed. Practising this kind of Sin is not the will of The God.

I feel shame that I was born in this shameful and Godless country, which shouldn't even exist.

Anyway, I praise the Lord that He saved me and leaded me out of this Pit of Satan.

HALLELUJAH!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What do you think the 'pig' in the crosshairs represent here?

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Is it Gabrielle Giffords, the Jewish Democrat from Arizona?

It IS Gabrielle Giffords, isn't it!

The most disturbing of all;

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Angry Birds taking on the monolithic, Jew-controlled lamestream media?

This game might not be so bad after all. Maybe with a few tweaks, it could be renamed "Angry Tea Party Christian Birds"!

[Dr. Boob]

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This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!

Just noticed this, "giving them the bird" is slang for flipping someone off. Also known as "giving them the finger."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Just noticed this, "giving them the bird" is slang for flipping someone off. Also known as "giving them the finger."

I find it very hard to believe that Brother Gabriel's seven children are being "fingered" by their classmates. That is child molestation!



Brother Gabriel, they're not attending a public school, are they?

[Dr. Boob]

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I find it very hard to believe that Brother Gabriel's seven children are being "fingered" by their classmates. That is child molestation!



Brother Gabriel, they're not attending a public school, are they?

This is what I was talking about.

[barton]

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I don't have one of these phones and I've never seen this game before. In fact, I don't really play any games at all, other than Scrabble and Pictionary (the Bible version) of course.

However, I am firmly against these deviant Angry Birds. How dare they come into MY country and pervert our youth! We need to ban this kind of stuff. Perhaps someone from the Landover legal team can see about getting something started. An injunction against these Apple fellows would be a good start. What we need is a permanent ban, of course.

In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!

Psalms 52:5 "God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of [thy] dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah."

[$atan Incarnate]

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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???

You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man

Get a clue

[$atan Incarnate]

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In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!

Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.

But way to show yourself for the narrow minded, bigoted idiots you ALL are

[dominoes delivers]

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Is it Gabrielle Giffords, the Jewish Democrat from Arizona?

It IS Gabrielle Giffords, isn't it!


Angry Birds taking on the monolithic, Jew-controlled lamestream media?

This game might not be so bad after all. Maybe with a few tweaks, it could be renamed "Angry Tea Party Christian Birds"!

dude this aint funny

[barton]

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Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.

I'm not Mormon. I'm a True Christian™, as it says up there near my avatar. Can't you read?

Anyway, Steve Jobs has everything to do with this game. As you point out, he's the architect behind it all. The man behind the evil gizmo the game runs on. In other words, without Jobs, there'd be no Angry Birds.

You are so deep in sin, you don't even know which way is up.

But way to show yourself for the narrow minded, bigoted idiots you ALL are

I am proud to be narrow-minded! I have blinders on for Jesus! Praise His Holy Name! I am equally proud that you see me as bigoted. I know what the Bible teaches. I know what the Truth™ is. My unwillingness to compromise is what makes me a True Christian™. Hallelujah!

Take your open-minded, namby-pamby indignation elsewhere. You aren't Saved™ and you don't seem at all interested in Redemption™.