Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America
What else would you expect from a country whos prince married an Austrian who came from a family tree full of generations of convicts. Those filthy Danes now breeding with the Austrians. It wont be such a "gday mate" when Jesus is punching you out like no kangaroo ever has before.
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6) GOD HATES FAGS Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
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wow, connecting a touch screen game to female masturbation? I guess stamping letters at the post office is practicing male masturbation. As a side note, there are things WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY worse than this, may i direct your attention to 4chan.org?
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I apologize on behalf of my country. This is filthy game indeed. Practising this kind of Sin is not the will of The God.
I feel shame that I was born in this shameful and Godless country, which shouldn't even exist.
Anyway, I praise the Lord that He saved me and leaded me out of this Pit of Satan.
HALLELUJAH!
Leviticus 20:13, If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
2nd Chronicles 15:13, That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
What do you think the 'pig' in the crosshairs represent here?
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Is it Gabrielle Giffords, the Jewish Democrat from Arizona?
It IS Gabrielle Giffords, isn't it!
The most disturbing of all;
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Angry Birds taking on the monolithic, Jew-controlled lamestream media?
This game might not be so bad after all. Maybe with a few tweaks, it could be renamed "Angry Tea Party Christian Birds"!
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!
Just noticed this, "giving them the bird" is slang for flipping someone off. Also known as "giving them the finger."
Just noticed this, "giving them the bird" is slang for flipping someone off. Also known as "giving them the finger."
I find it very hard to believe that Brother Gabriel's seven children are being "fingered" by their classmates. That is child molestation!
Brother Gabriel, they're not attending a public school, are they?
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America
I don't have one of these phones and I've never seen this game before. In fact, I don't really play any games at all, other than Scrabble and Pictionary (the Bible version) of course.
However, I am firmly against these deviant Angry Birds. How dare they come into MY country and pervert our youth! We need to ban this kind of stuff. Perhaps someone from the Landover legal team can see about getting something started. An injunction against these Apple fellows would be a good start. What we need is a permanent ban, of course.
In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!
Psalms 52:5 "God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of [thy] dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah."
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Revelations 6:16 "And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb"
Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???
You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man
In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!
Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.
But way to show yourself for the narrow minded, bigoted idiots you ALL are
Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.
I'm not Mormon. I'm a True Christian™, as it says up there near my avatar. Can't you read?
Anyway, Steve Jobs has everything to do with this game. As you point out, he's the architect behind it all. The man behind the evil gizmo the game runs on. In other words, without Jobs, there'd be no Angry Birds.
You are so deep in sin, you don't even know which way is up.
But way to show yourself for the narrow minded, bigoted idiots you ALL are
I am proud to be narrow-minded! I have blinders on for Jesus! Praise His Holy Name! I am equally proud that you see me as bigoted. I know what the Bible teaches. I know what the Truth™ is. My unwillingness to compromise is what makes me a True Christian™. Hallelujah!
Take your open-minded, namby-pamby indignation elsewhere. You aren't Saved™ and you don't seem at all interested in Redemption™.
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Revelations 6:16 "And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb"
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