[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

I'm French and I learned English alone...

Congratulations, on the first thing you have done to bring yourself closer to Salvation.

You called us condemned earlier. What does that mean to you? To me, it sound like we are telling us we are going to hell. I assume it's a language barrier.

[Joseph Tirisfall]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

I'm French and I learned English alone...

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

I'm not a fan of that stuff.
I'm a human with a mind, a human who can think alone and don't need someone else to know what's true or not.
You're so ridiculous that I leave this forum, you're condemned and helping you is hopeless.

You really need to work on subject-verb agreement if you're going to throw hissy-fits.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Joseph Tirisfall]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

I'm not a fan of that stuff.
I'm a human with a mind, a human who can think alone and don't need someone else to know what's true or not.
You're so ridiculous that I leave this forum, you're condemned and helping you is hopeless.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

How could you think about anal insertion when you see it ?
If it's a dildo it don't looks like.
If it's not... You're a pro anal sex... I see on this forum that always see sex where there is not. I can create that kind of bullshit too !
-> Bottles are made by Satan, it's for anal sex !
-> Dictionnaries rape your children !
...
Also you're based on fan arts and joke pic... I'll show a perfect website for this : 4chan... and the rule 34 : "If it exists, there is a porn of it. No exeption"...
It works with everything like screws, keyboard, drumset, America, your mom, Santa Claus... and it works also with... Jesus

It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life...

Why are you here? If our existence upsets you so mightily, why bother with us? We seem to have touched some nerve with you. Spit it out, boy.

You're a Nindildo fan boy?

[Joseph Tirisfall]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

You are mistaken. A Nunchuck is not a rectangular block. I think you are confusing the rectangular Wii controller with the Nunchuck. Those are different things. The vibrating Nunchuck has a rounded shape and is clearly designed for anal insertion.

How could you think about anal insertion when you see it ?
If it's a dildo it don't looks like.
If it's not... You're a pro anal sex... I see on this forum that always see sex where there is not. I can create that kind of bullshit too !
-> Bottles are made by Satan, it's for anal sex !
-> Dictionnaries rape your children !
...
Also you're based on fan arts and joke pic... I'll show a perfect website for this : 4chan... and the rule 34 : "If it exists, there is a porn of it. No exeption"...
It works with everything like screws, keyboard, drumset, America, your mom, Santa Claus... and it works also with... Jesus

It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life...

[worshiper29]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

You are mistaken. A Nunchuck is not a rectangular block. I think you are confusing the rectangular Wii controller with the Nunchuck. Those are different things. The vibrating Nunchuck has a rounded shape and is clearly designed for anal insertion.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Amen! the wrath of God is storing up against these Nintentards! This is worse than an enema because it's reusable much like a sickening dildo.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

They're shaped as rectangular blocks to hold, not dildos to insert.

You are mistaken. A Nunchuck is not a rectangular block. I think you are confusing the rectangular Wii controller with the Nunchuck. Those are different things. The vibrating Nunchuck has a rounded shape and is clearly designed for anal insertion.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[Dawkings]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

They call it a "Nunchuck". Proof that Nintendo indeed makes the Nunchuck can be found here: http://www.nintendo.com/3ds/controllers. Case closed.

They're shaped as rectangular blocks to hold, not dildos to insert.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Indeed, Nintendo would never create such thing unless they wanted a major, maaajor lawsuit on their hands which no company does.

They call it a "Nunchuck". Proof that Nintendo indeed makes the Nunchuck can be found here: http://www.nintendo.com/3ds/controllers. Case closed.

[Dawkings]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

It's all in the Opening Post! did you read it properly or has the Lord hardened your heart? I suggest you crack open a KJVA 1611 Bible (the only real & true Bible), and get to work on God showing you the truth. Repent and God will reveal His ways to you through threads such as this one. Nintendo 3DS, Portal 2, Toy Story, Minecraft, Angry Birds, Starqueercraft...these were created by demons of Satan!


Thank God for True Christians™ like Cranky that show us the truth! Amen!

I've read it quiet well and the only use of the word "rape" is in place of "convince", which shouldn't be there either as it's simply not true.

See, you say you are against rape, and then you immediately start defending the pedophile japs who made this rape device. How can I conclude anything other than that you support child rape?

How are they paedophiles? The 3DS is a device for games that everyone can play! It's not sexual or violent at all, they're really 'safe' (if you will) games for children.

Sorry sir, although I am classified as unsaved trash, I would like to generously point out that no Nintendo technology features anything like this from the factory...
Only man's modification of the original product would construe such a thing.
The devil is real and this is his product, not Nintendo's.

Indeed, Nintendo would never create such thing unless they wanted a major, maaajor lawsuit on their hands which no company does.

[Famine]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!


Sorry sir, although I am classified as unsaved trash, I would like to generously point out that no Nintendo technology features anything like this from the factory...
Only man's modification of the original product would construe such a thing.
The devil is real and this is his product, not Nintendo's.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

I don't, I'm completely against any rape.
My question; how is an inanimate object like a Nintendo 3DS going to force sex from children?

See, you say you are against rape, and then you immediately start defending the pedophile japs who made this rape device. How can I conclude anything other than that you support child rape?

[worshiper29]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

My question; how is an inanimate object like a Nintendo 3DS going to force sex from children?

It's all in the Opening Post! did you read it properly or has the Lord hardened your heart? I suggest you crack open a KJVA 1611 Bible (the only real & true Bible), and get to work on God showing you the truth. Repent and God will reveal His ways to you through threads such as this one. Nintendo 3DS, Portal 2, Toy Story, Minecraft, Angry Birds, Starqueercraft...these were created by demons of Satan!


Thank God for True Christians™ like Cranky that show us the truth! Amen!

[Dawkings]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Cranky is not confused, you sir need to be repenting of your sins before God, and opening up the KJV 1611 Bible...since you are on the Fast Track® to hell!

I have a duty to warn you of your sin!

Changing the topic isn't going to make me suddenly believe in the KJV 1611 Bible so I suggest you stop bothering with that nonsense.

Why do you support raping children?

I don't, I'm completely against any rape.
My question; how is an inanimate object like a Nintendo 3DS going to force sex from children?