[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

*** i'm an attention whore! i'm an attention whore! wheeeeeeeeee!!! ***

Friend, your failure to control your emotions is clearly a sign of either demon possession or retardation (yes, there is some overlap).

You clearly are not a "devout follower of Christ" since you so cavalierly shit-can just about everything He says. Until you take the Bible as your constant guide and your manual for living, you are just another sad sack destined for the long barbecue.

<-- you

(Matthew 5:48) "Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Ezekiel, you bastard, ban me to piffleing hell because I don't piffleing care anymore!!

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Didymus Much]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Since I can't convince you...

You'll just have a tantrum. Will it involve shoving things in your ass?

...You can't see that not everything that mentions the devil is evil...

The Bible mentions the Devil.

...Also, some of you said that because the quote isn't from the Bible, it has no real meaning. WELL, DOES THAT MEAN THAT QUOTES BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN, STEPHEN HAWKING, MOTHER TERESA HAVE NO MEANING? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Missionary_Position <<< read and be enlightened (it's by an atheist)

...SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR STUPID "EVERYTHING NOT IN THE BIBLE IS EVIL" BELIEFS AND JUST piffle OFF!...

Uh, you joined HIS forum, idiot.

...CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT BELIEFS AND RESPECT THEM?...

Oh, wait, you only respect people's opinions if they AGREE WITH YOU. Hypocrite.

[Bob4God]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT BELIEFS AND RESPECT THEM?

You, the person who came to our forums to cuss us out for what we say, seem to know a lot about respecting the beliefs of others.

Thanks for stopping by.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Also, some of you said that because the quote isn't from the Bible, it has no real meaning. WELL, DOES THAT MEAN THAT QUOTES BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN, STEPHEN HAWKING, MOTHER TERESA HAVE NO MEANING?

Your choices, Abraham Lincoln (who started the Civil War) and two of history's other greatest monsters, mean that you are an atheist.

STOP SHOVING YOUR BELIEF DOWN PEOPLE'S THROATS!

Refresh my memory.

What forum is this again?

Isn't it a Christian church's discussion forum, where Christians meet to share parenting tips?

I think that'd mean that the person trying to shove his "beliefs" down others' throats is you, hate-mongering bigot.

[Joolsv]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Hi guys and Gals.

I'm from the fast and beautiful land of oz where kangaroos do NOT roam the streets and our population have a substantially LOWER HIV infected population.

To sum up this rather un-researched load of bollocks.

I am of the christian faith and have been now for 32 years, half of which has been largely involved in youth ministry.

Coming from a 12 year background of Hard drugs and alcohol I find the shallow posts of a sister of Christ rather disturbing.

Oh, by the way, Landover can't guarantee salvation.
JESUS already did it for you.

The image shown is from a game called Torchlight. Not produced by Blizzard.
Nor does any of the description written by our pretty young sister have anything to do with blizzards games.

Oblivion is not produced by blizzard either.

To make a point. The game oblivion is Centred around a land that has been infiltrated by the enemy. EVIL. A righteous king helps you to set out and rid the land of evil.

Not so dangerous.

Torchlight is quite the same game play and story line. The pets aren't used in a satanic way nor are they used in a sacraficial context. The pets are merely a companion to help store equipment and items.

They also help you battle evil.

All the characters in Diablo, torchlight, world of warcraft, and any other game mention all have the same role. TO BATTLE SATAN AND SEE HIS DEMISE.

Isn't that what we want.

My son saw these post and he was frightened. OF YOU.

For shame.

WWJD

Brethren and Sistren,

Recently, my little sister called me up and asked my advice on a problem she's been having. I know she's always looked uhlightp to me, considered me to be an excellent role-model and values my advice, so I was happy to provide it. Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice. Anyways, I decided to research this video game further, and I can't begin to tell you how horrible it actually was!

Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me!

Here is just a short list of the horrible things this game includes...

• Upon starting the game up, the player is asked to "role-play" as one of three characters: the Destroyer, a tatooed meathead obviously inspired by a member of the BDSM-sodomite community known as a "power top bear"; the Vanquisher, a scantily-clad harlot who gains "levels" by soliciting people for s*x and fornicating with them; and, worst of all, the Scientist, a demon-summoning wizard who builds sex-robots and espouses Darwinian propaganda!
• After choosing to role-play as one of these three characters, the player is then required to choose an "animal partner", which in the context of this game is probably either used as a sacrificial offering to demons or for the player to partake in simulated bestiality with.
• All of the characters are required to use witchcraft and sorcery by purchasing "spells" from some sinister cabal. The player is also NOT allowed to use prayer or faith in the Lord to overcome obstacles!
• The player is constantly encouraged to murder people, steal their possessions, and then sell them or pay a wizard to "enchant" them to become stronger, implying that a life of thievery, murder and Satanism is a valid career option.
• The game is infinitely long! It never ends! It's a calculated attempt by Blizzard into forcing people into Diablo-addiction and a life-time of servitude to Satan!
• The game includes detailed instructions for your character to consult with spirits and summon skeletons. This, of course, is specifically forbidden by Deuteronomy 18:10-12!
• The main plot of the game is to sabotage a mine. What kind of person would want to sabotage a capitalist operation like that? A free-thinking anarchist!

• Finally, the game encourages repetitive mouse-clicking and movement, which can lead young women into a repetitive stimulation of her lady-bits. Blizzards Entertainment wants to train young ladies to m*sturbate!

As Christians, we know that whatever a person does, it should be done for the glory of God.

"Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." 1 Corinthians 10:31

Does playing a game which promotes bestiality, Satan-worship, prostitution and science sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That's why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that Diablo 3 gets BANNED and these game programmers can't make any more children into servants of Satan!

I've included a screenshot of the game (which I've carefully censored ) so we can all see what we're dealing with here. Let's get this game cartridge off the shelves of stores EVERYWHERE!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Oh, by the way, Landover can't guarantee salvation. JESUS already did it for you.

Quite right, but you forgot one thing. Jesus guarantees salvation only to those people who does everything He commands. Heathens like catlicks, muslims, hindos, gaysexuals, injuns, joos and such He throws in hell.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

So rather than stating the obvious on a Christian forum, you should take His word to these heathens. They are doomed if they do not convert to Christianity.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Hi guys and Gals.

I'm from the fast and beautiful land of oz where kangaroos do NOT roam the streets and our population have a substantially LOWER HIV infected population.

To sum up this rather un-researched load of bollocks.

I am of the christian faith and have been now for 32 years, half of which has been largely involved in youth ministry.

Coming from a 12 year background of Hard drugs and alcohol I find the shallow posts of a sister of Christ rather disturbing.

Oh, by the way, Landover can't guarantee salvation.
JESUS already did it for you.

The image shown is from a game called Torchlight. Not produced by Blizzard.
Nor does any of the description written by our pretty young sister have anything to do with blizzards games.

Oblivion is not produced by blizzard either.

To make a point. The game oblivion is Centred around a land that has been infiltrated by the enemy. EVIL. A righteous king helps you to set out and rid the land of evil.

Not so dangerous.

Torchlight is quite the same game play and story line. The pets aren't used in a satanic way nor are they used in a sacraficial context. The pets are merely a companion to help store equipment and items.

They also help you battle evil.

All the characters in Diablo, torchlight, world of warcraft, and any other game mention all have the same role. TO BATTLE SATAN AND SEE HIS DEMISE.

Isn't that what we want.

My son saw these post and he was frightened. OF YOU.

For shame.

WWJD

Hello, my fellow Austrian, and welcome to Landover Baptist. Why don't you start a thread in the introduction forum and properly introduce yourself? I can tell you now, however, that you won't get far if you criticise True Christians ™ like this.

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Are you trying to suggest that the holy war against Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden that was won by George Bush was a racist war???

No, this forum is stereotyping all Muslims because a fraction of them are terrorists. Did I ever mention any war?

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Hi guys and Gals.

I'm from the fast and beautiful land of oz where kangaroos do NOT roam the streets and our population have a substantially LOWER HIV infected population.

To sum up this rather un-researched load of bollocks.

I am of the christian faith and have been now for 32 years, half of which has been largely involved in youth ministry.

Coming from a 12 year background of Hard drugs and alcohol I find the shallow posts of a sister of Christ rather disturbing.

Oh, by the way, Landover can't guarantee salvation.
JESUS already did it for you.

The image shown is from a game called Torchlight. Not produced by Blizzard.
Nor does any of the description written by our pretty young sister have anything to do with blizzards games.

Oblivion is not produced by blizzard either.

To make a point. The game oblivion is Centred around a land that has been infiltrated by the enemy. EVIL. A righteous king helps you to set out and rid the land of evil.

Not so dangerous.

Torchlight is quite the same game play and story line. The pets aren't used in a satanic way nor are they used in a sacraficial context. The pets are merely a companion to help store equipment and items.

They also help you battle evil.

All the characters in Diablo, torchlight, world of warcraft, and any other game mention all have the same role. TO BATTLE SATAN AND SEE HIS DEMISE.

Isn't that what we want.

My son saw these post and he was frightened. OF YOU.

For shame.

WWJD

I couldn't have said it any better. Kudos to you, my friend.

To everyone else, have you actually done any research on Diablo? Or are you just basing your accusations on the modded/ photoshopped pictures that bitch put up?

[James Hutchins]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

No, this forum is stereotyping all Muslims because a fraction of them are terrorists. Did I ever mention any war?

Friend, we would never stereotype anyone. All judgments are made on a one-on-one basis, based on an individuals merits. It is just every mooslime we meet is a terrorist. We think of them as 'Gods Poo'.
Tell me friend, why do you have so much hatred for Jesus? Is it because you know there are no camel jockey virgins?

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

You have no proof of that. I know plenty of Muslims that aren't terrorists

You obviously don't have any Muslim friends. Good for them.

You want to know the amount Muslims that aren't terrorists? Look at Malaysia, Iran and Iraq's population.

Asshat.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

You have no proof of that. I know plenty of Muslims that aren't terrorists

This is irrelevant still in the end. They are heathens all the same and Jesus teaches that unless they become Christians, they will end up in hell.

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Oh, well. Did you know that Muslims' version of God is very similar to ours? Almost identical, in fact. Do your goddamn research.

[Citsonga]

Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Would Muslim people go to Muslim hell? or is there only one hell? vice versa for heaven.