[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Im not trying to flame, or insult, you. At all. And i think i'm one of the few people here who think like this.
I'm not christian, although i do believe Jesus existed and that there is a god or higher power in this world.
Something slightly more on-topic: Games are meant to be recreational. Most dont want to bring an important message and just want to serve as entertainment for the consumer. In my opinion, there are far worse games than Portal 2 out there which instill far more hate and violence. Which, ofcourse is a bad thing.

Welcome to God's favourite forum Chooey

What's your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you?
The one inspiring me today is:

Genesis 27:7
Bring me venison, and make me savoury meat, that I may eat, and bless thee before the LORD before my death.

YIC

[Chewie]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Im not trying to flame, or insult, you. At all. And i think i'm one of the few people here who think like this.
I'm not christian, although i do believe Jesus existed and that there is a god or higher power in this world.
Something slightly more on-topic: Games are meant to be recreational. Most dont want to bring an important message and just want to serve as entertainment for the consumer. In my opinion, there are far worse games than Portal 2 out there which instill far more hate and violence. Which, ofcourse is a bad thing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Thats something i've always wondered. If God created this universe, why does He need money from His followers?
(Hello, by the way)

He doesn't, but His favorite church does. The fuel for my Lear Jet doesn't grow on trees you know.

Not that this has ANYTHING to do with this thread.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Chewie]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Please examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that God will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your sin, embraced by His ferocious love, and that you will tithe robustly immediately using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.

Thats something i've always wondered. If God created this universe, why does He need money from His followers?
(Hello, by the way)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

This is where proof is missing tho. You said God made earth and us. How do we know? It's in the bible that god made. How do you know that god made the bible? Where's your proof there?

Denying the existence of God is not unbelief but an exercise in self-deception. You may know things, but you cannot account for anything you know. Arguing against God's existence would be on par with arguing against the existence of air, breathing it all the while. You use the universal, immaterial, unchanging laws of logic, mathematics, science, and absolute morality in order to come to rational decisions, but you cannot account for them. These laws are not the only way God has revealed himself to you, but they are sufficient to show the irrationality of your thinking, and expose your guilt for denying Him.

There is a reason that you deny the existence of God and it has nothing to do with proof. I can show this to you. Do you think that you can continue to deny God because surely somewhere, sometime, a philosopher or scientist will come up with an explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws apart from God?' Did you ever try to come up with an alternate explanation on your own?

Hoping that an alternate explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws can someday be found apart from God, is a blind leap of faith, or wishful thinking. Isn't it interesting that this is exactly what professed unbelievers accuse Christians of?

Please examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that God will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your sin, embraced by His ferocious love, and that you will tithe robustly immediately using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Your a wast of time. And if you think i care about what you, your god or you book have to think about me. Think again.

Enjoy hell, maggot.

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay. I'm going to reply to the first post of the thread . . .

And I am going to reply to the first few words of your post. This is not your forum, it is our forum. We have rules here. If you follow the rules, then you can stay. If you do not follow them, you will be asked to leave. Please start a thread in the introduction forum immediately.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I'm a young European student and a feminist, who regularly practices Wicca

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Didymus Much]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay. I'm going to reply to the first post of the thread right now and ignore all the intervening posts where all the points I'm about to raise have been covered again and again and again because I deserve to waste people's valuable time rehashing tired and worn out arguments because my parents didn't teach me basic manners (my teachers may have tried to, but I ignored them because, like, who listens to teachers? they're old and stuff)...

FTFY.

...Seeing as I'm more or less convinced that you will ban me very soon...

You don't get banned here for having a different opinion, you get banned for being a spoiled little brat who doesn't have the courtesy to listen to what people have already said. That, and posting horse porn.

...I don't see why I should bother to make an introductory topic, so I'll just write a sentence about me here - I'm a young European student and a feminist, who regularly practices Wicca and likes to participate in different discussions on the Internet.

So the Bible, which has been around for over 2000 years, is less reliable that some English pervert who just wanted an excuse to have sex in the woods. Got it.

[Miss Red]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay. I'm going to reply to the first post of the thread right now and not mind the battles going on for the next 30 pages. The following quotes are from the first post.
"Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed."
As said many times before, this game has no connection to any sexuality.
"This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos."
If you have taught your children that any way of sexual interaction besides cooterl intercourse is evil, it's unlikely that they get those fantasies, unless they decide to not listen to you, which is a problem caused by you, not the game.
"Steam is the most hacked online system in existence."
On the contrary, Steam is a giant video game retailer with excellent security compared to its scale. No system is perfect.
"Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans."
Indies, in this context, are not from India. An indie game developer is one that works with a small group on their games and sells it either on their own or through a retailer, like Steam.
Seeing as I'm more or less convinced that you will ban me very soon, I don't see why I should bother to make an introductory topic, so I'll just write a sentence about me here - I'm a young European student and a feminist, who regularly practices Wicca and likes to participate in different discussions on the Internet.

[Mr.Common Sense]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

How can a law made by God be wrong?

If it's an abominable sin to put your penis in another man's rectum 2000 years ago then it's just as wrong today.

This is the problem with the secular meddlers. They change things then wonder why it's not working and keep on meddling and making things worse without ever wondering if they should have just left well alone and carried on like God wanted.

This is where proof is missing tho. You said God made earth and us. How do we know? It's in the bible that god made. How do you know that god made the bible? Where's your proof there?

[James Hutchins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Your only argument is that scientists keep changing information. They'll keep doing so until they finally come to a halt. And so fu*king what if they do. They're human beings, the Apes that have turned things around in this planet in this enormously vast universe that contains trillions of planets, galaxies and stars.

No friend, you still have it completely wrong.
1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Only the lawless and those that are criminals keep changing their story.God never does, but 'scientists' do.
Search
Job 11:3,5
3 Should thy lies make men hold their peace? and when thou mockest, shall no man make thee ashamed?
5 But oh that God would speak, and open his lips against thee;

1Timothy1:9,10
9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Child, potty muth only serves to prove God is right and you are wrong.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Friend, the Apes do not make the Earth move, God does. What have you been reading?

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Friend, I did not say that. You did. I said if the Bible had any errors, God would of ensured they were fixed by now. I also stated that 'scientists' continually change their minds about 'facts' and there fore have not come up with the answers like God did hundreds of years ago.
Please do not put words in mouth, it only serves you make you appear small. You need to remember that comments made on a forum like this last for perpetuity and are judged by God.
If you exist, therefore God must exist. You are special, aren't you?

Your only argument is that scientists keep changing information. They'll keep doing so until they finally come to a halt. And so fu*king what if they do. They're human beings, the Apes that have turned things around in this planet in this enormously vast universe that contains trillions of planets, galaxies and stars.

[WarrenTheFool]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

The Companion Cube was not put in to be worshiped. The Companion Cube was put in to show how evil the main antagonist (an intelligent computer called GLaDOS) is. The Companion Cube is introduced in the first game.
Throughout most of the game up to that point, you'd been using cubes similar to i, but this one has a name and hearts on it to make you like it (as a friend or ally). During the level, a small area (called a 'Rat Den') can be found, where previous test subjects (who were forced to go through the tests, just as you are) hid from the cameras and GLaDOS's influence.
In that small area, they were completely alone, and went crazy, and began to think of the Companion Cube as their one and only friend (think of the movie Castaway). After you beat all of the puzzles in he area, before you can progress and move to the next part of the game, GLaDOS forces you to drop the Companion Cube into an incinerator.
This shows again how evil the antagonist is, as she forces you to 'kill' something that others (and yourself, if you're like most people and become somewhat attached to the Cube) like and have 'befriended'.

As for the anal/oral sex, that element never comes up in the game nor is it possible to use it. Each portal is as tall as the player, meaning the diagram shown in your post is impossible. Far more perverted are the ones who came up with that possibility.

Steam was only hacked once, and it wasn't even Steam. I was a third-party site used to handle a small aspect of what Steam does.

As far as 'portals aren't in the bible and thus do not exist', well that's why it's a science-fiction game, isn't it?

[James Hutchins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

All you said was "THE BIBLE IS PERFECT AND SCIENTESTS ARE WRONG!" in a nutshell basically. That's still not valid evidence.

Friend, I did not say that. You did. I said if the Bible had any errors, God would of ensured they were fixed by now. I also stated that 'scientists' continually change their minds about 'facts' and there fore have not come up with the answers like God did hundreds of years ago.
Please do not put words in mouth, it only serves you make you appear small. You need to remember that comments made on a forum like this last for perpetuity and are judged by God.
If you exist, therefore God must exist. You are special, aren't you?