[Elmer G. White]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I did play the game and it is completely based around science.

I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.

Mr Defender,

Have you ever heard of fallacies, violations of intelligent and rational discussion. You probably have, as you use them with unprecedented skill. This one is (as you probably know) called ad hominem. You simply mock someone and avoid discussing the actual issues that require education, manners, logic, a working vocabulary, some elementary knowledge of American grammar, literacy, and empathy to be assessed in a rational manner.

Proverbs 8:5
O ye simple, understand wisdom: and, ye fools, be ye of an understanding heart.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[VideogameDefender]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I did play the game and it is completely based around science.

The sky isn´t blue. It appears blue because photons (light) from the Sun with a shorter wave length (blue) scatter more easily in Earths atmosphere than those with a longer wave length (red). The Sun isn´t orange either, it is what you would percieve as white. It just appears to be orange when the sun is setting due to the same effect (Rayleigh).

I believe you just quoted science, so yeah. Tells me a little about you.
That you are a idiot.

[VideogameDefender]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Valve's Steam service hacked, credit card information obtained"

That was in 2007, when valve had just made steam they weren't ready for a attack (also in 2007 only around 1000 users so probably 57 credit cards information stolen), aslo 2007! Tha was before Portal 2 was even MADE!!!

[worshiper29]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Nobody is claiming that portals do exist. And cars aren't in the Bible but there are many people on this very website who drive. Also, nowhere in the game does it actually promote anal sex; it's the dirty minded people on the internet who realized that it could hypothetically be done. The cake being a lie is a moot point; even if cake did exist in the game you would never get it in real life and the companion cube is no more dangerous than a teddy bear. As for software getting hacked that's nothing to do with the game itself and you could just get it on x-box or playstation.

It's ironic that you're against anal sex because you're is so far up your own ***intestinal innuendo removed by moderator***.

This is not a debate forum. There isn't a debate among True Christians.
The fact that Portals don't exist makes the point clearer. The Lord warns us against wizardry, and enchanters (those who create magic). For that violation ALONE among others, this is an abomination!!! If something isn't real, it's promoting magic. It isn't an "illusion", its an actual portal that doesn't exist, which is magic.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 --

There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.


Your cake being a lie argument not mattering is invalid. Education pays. Of course you wouldn't receive a cake, but it still promotes a lie. If you are told you will get a Gold trophy at the end, and you don't receive it, it's a lie. You don't receive "actual" trophies in real life either. What a mocker.

[Acts 29]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Nobody is claiming that portals do exist. And cars aren't in the Bible but there are many people on this very website who drive. Also, nowhere in the game does it actually promote anal sex; it's the dirty minded people on the internet who realized that it could hypothetically be done. The cake being a lie is a moot point; even if cake did exist in the game you would never get it in real life and the companion cube is no more dangerous than a teddy bear. As for software getting hacked that's nothing to do with the game itself and you could just get it on x-box or playstation.

It's ironic that you're against anal sex because you're is so far up your own ***intestinal innuendo removed by moderator***.

[worshiper29]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Ehm "Valve's Steam service hacked, credit card information obtained" (source: engadget.com).

So clearly you could not be more wrong. About everything...

You have gone through exhaustive and holy efforts to warn them of their sins with their "unbelieving" (Rev 21:8) with Portal 2, and Valve Steam -- how fitting, isn't it?
Steam from hell! Stupidity will not save their back sides from fire and brimstone eternally!

Rev. 21:8:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I just finished masturbating to Kim Kardashian. Oh, and you people are a bunch of mormons, EVERYONE knows Robo-jesus is the true lord and savior, because if your Christ was so powerful, why did he get nailed to a cross like an idiot. SIMPLE LOGIC

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

STEAM IS THE MOST SECURE SERVICE ON THE INTERNET. Never been hacked

Ehm "Valve's Steam service hacked, credit card information obtained" (source: engadget.com).

So clearly you could not be more wrong. About everything...

[Boy Mundy]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I just finished masturbating to Kim Kardashian. Oh, and you people are a bunch of mormons, EVERYONE knows Robo-jesus is the true lord and savior, because if your Christ was so powerful, why did he get nailed to a cross like an idiot. SIMPLE LOGIC

[Roland]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

*Not magic, science. The whole game is based in a science facility and is controlled by a AI created by science.

Science? Either you didn´t play the game or it has taught you little about science. That says something about you, the game or possibly both.

*Blue and Orange aren't gay colors. The sky is gay then? where god apparently lives. The sun is gay?, the orange light that illuminates the earth.

The sky isn´t blue. It appears blue because photons (light) from the Sun with a shorter wave length (blue) scatter more easily in Earths atmosphere than those with a longer wave length (red). The Sun isn´t orange either, it is what you would percieve as white. It just appears to be orange when the sun is setting due to the same effect (Rayleigh).

[Elmer G. White]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

***Useless defense of sodomy***

Dear Sinner,

If you used half the effort you use in these posts to seeking Jesus, you would surely sit right by His feet in Heaven. As for now, your prospects do not seem promising.

Proverbs 10:8
The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[VideogameDefender]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

*sigh* promotes anal sex...really?

"With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense"

*Blue and Orange aren't gay colors. The sky is gay then? where god apparently lives. The sun is gay?, the orange light that illuminates the earth.

"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"

*Portals don't exists? Whats a black hole then? Also any kid who would play this would understand it's a Puzzle Game.

"Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic"

*Not magic, science. The whole game is based in a science facility and is controlled by a AI created by science.

"Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else"

*It doesn't tell you to worship the companion cube, all throughout the portal games, you are alone, with only a evil AI to sometimes give you a helpful insult, but once you reach the room with the companion cube your ready for anyone and anything as company, even a box with a heart on it.

"Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos."

*Kids don't know about sex, so how should they know Portal 2 is promoting Anal sex? The game is a PUZZLE GAME, designed to be difficult, but rewarding to finish.

Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game.

* The cake is in the game. If it isn't how did you get that picture? The cake is in the game, you just have to find it. They make fun that it's "a lie" but really it isn't promoting lying.

"Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans."

*Portal 2 can be bought in stores, also STEAM IS THE MOST SECURE SERVICE ON THE INTERNET. Never been hacked, never been the victim of a cyber attack. A child isn't smart enough to hack, maybe a teenager but not a kid.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that? also it's not tricking kids into worshiping the cube, if you played the game (which you will never do) you would know.

I am getting the feeling you didn't even read my post. And I am certain you never bothered to read the Holy Bible. Why do you waste your life while you could lead a decent and prosperous life instead? Why choose hate over love? Why?

[GOD=life]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that?

We think that because we aren't brainwashed by liberal media into a hyper-sexual way of thinking where one doesn't know what sex is anymore.

P.S. If you actually read the Christian posts instead of just barging in here like a judgmental madman, you would learn a lot more.

[bgavin]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that? also it's not tricking kids into worshiping the cube, if you played the game (which you will never do) you would know.