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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!
*sigh* promotes anal sex...really?
"With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense"
*Blue and Orange aren't gay colors. The sky is gay then? where god apparently lives. The sun is gay?, the orange light that illuminates the earth.
"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"
*Portals don't exists? Whats a black hole then? Also any kid who would play this would understand it's a Puzzle Game.
"Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic"
*Not magic, science. The whole game is based in a science facility and is controlled by a AI created by science.
"Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else"
*It doesn't tell you to worship the companion cube, all throughout the portal games, you are alone, with only a evil AI to sometimes give you a helpful insult, but once you reach the room with the companion cube your ready for anyone and anything as company, even a box with a heart on it.
"Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos."
*Kids don't know about sex, so how should they know Portal 2 is promoting Anal sex? The game is a PUZZLE GAME, designed to be difficult, but rewarding to finish.
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game.
* The cake is in the game. If it isn't how did you get that picture? The cake is in the game, you just have to find it. They make fun that it's "a lie" but really it isn't promoting lying.
"Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans."
*Portal 2 can be bought in stores, also STEAM IS THE MOST SECURE SERVICE ON THE INTERNET. Never been hacked, never been the victim of a cyber attack. A child isn't smart enough to hack, maybe a teenager but not a kid.
*sigh* promotes anal sex...really?
"With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense"
*Blue and Orange aren't gay colors. The sky is gay then? where god apparently lives. The sun is gay?, the orange light that illuminates the earth.
"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"
*Portals don't exists? Whats a black hole then? Also any kid who would play this would understand it's a Puzzle Game.
"Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic"
*Not magic, science. The whole game is based in a science facility and is controlled by a AI created by science.
"Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else"
*It doesn't tell you to worship the companion cube, all throughout the portal games, you are alone, with only a evil AI to sometimes give you a helpful insult, but once you reach the room with the companion cube your ready for anyone and anything as company, even a box with a heart on it.
"Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos."
*Kids don't know about sex, so how should they know Portal 2 is promoting Anal sex? The game is a PUZZLE GAME, designed to be difficult, but rewarding to finish.
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game.
* The cake is in the game. If it isn't how did you get that picture? The cake is in the game, you just have to find it. They make fun that it's "a lie" but really it isn't promoting lying.
"Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans."
*Portal 2 can be bought in stores, also STEAM IS THE MOST SECURE SERVICE ON THE INTERNET. Never been hacked, never been the victim of a cyber attack. A child isn't smart enough to hack, maybe a teenager but not a kid.
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