[Didymus Much]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

...I never even played the game.

How offended are you going to be when I call you ignorant? Or hypocritical? Or stupid?

[xbt---]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You are about to be banned for inciting theft. Christ does not approve of theft. He requires donations. Do you have any credit cards to donate to Christ?

Tell me how I am "inciting theft"? I never even played the game.

[Deaner]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

eh don't know about the credit card think cause I never bought it, but it's probably one of the most wholesome games out there (if not THE most wholesome game out there!)

Don't be stupid and think that portals are the same as sexual things. If you do, then in fact you need to get your mind out of the gutter!!

You are about to be banned for inciting theft. Christ does not approve of theft. He requires donations. Do you have any credit cards to donate to Christ?

[xbt---]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

eh don't know about the credit card think cause I never bought it, but it's probably one of the most wholesome games out there (if not THE most wholesome game out there!)

Don't be stupid and think that portals are the same as sexual things. If you do, then in fact you need to get your mind out of the gutter!!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

where do the portal games show any sign of encouraging anal sex, and where, can you point out to me, mention anything about hating god?

Video games (with the exception of wholesome Christ-centered programs) do nothing whatsoever to glorify God, as we are commanded in His Word.

1 Peter 4:11 "If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of God; if any man minister, let him do it as of the ability which God giveth: that God in all things may be glorified through Jesus Christ, to whom be praise and dominion for ever and ever. Amen."

Therefore, if it does not glorify Him, it is sinful and can only culminate in the ultimate wicked insult to our Creator; rectal intercourse. God hates it with a mad passion.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

You say portals are in vain since they aren't in the bible? Then all cars, computers, air conditioners, TVs and EVERYTHING modern is in vain!

These things DO glorify God in the hands of True Christians™. I load the Escalade with poor children every Sunday and take them to Pastor Ezekiel's sermon. When they are well-behaved I even give them free candy.

Computers; Landover Baptist Church, of course. Air conditiong to keep the congregation comfortable when we meet to praise Jesus. Etc.

Do you see the error in your flawed world-view, my friend?

In Christ

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Ok, you just have nothing to do when you posted this, now listen here: where do the portal games show any sign of encouraging anal sex, and where, can you point out to me, mention anything about hating god? No where. And how are "portals" vain to god. That's like saying that all inventions are in vain. And the whole companion cube thing is just ridiculous. You say portals are in vain since they aren't in the bible? Then all cars, computers, air conditioners, TVs and EVERYTHING modern is in vain! That means everyone would go the hell. And games are for something called "fun". The people buying them are willing to buy them. Thank you for reading.

Hi friend, you sound a bit frustrated. Perhaps this link will help. All your questions are answered. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[Axale02]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Ok, you just have nothing to do when you posted this, now listen here: where do the portal games show any sign of encouraging anal sex, and where, can you point out to me, mention anything about hating god? No where. And how are "portals" vain to god. That's like saying that all inventions are in vain. And the whole companion cube thing is just ridiculous. You say portals are in vain since they aren't in the bible? Then all cars, computers, air conditioners, TVs and EVERYTHING modern is in vain! That means everyone would go the hell. And games are for something called "fun". The people buying them are willing to buy them. Thank you for reading.

[A Follower]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Ok, Portal 2 is an interactive game that doesn't include sex, so lets get that out of the way, and at the end of Portal there is cake! Just watch the whole ending before the credits. And Steam is not hack able Valve has secured everything on the website, and Valve does not scam, or take your credit card information. I have Steam myself and I was never scammed or no money was taken away from any credit cards. I got all the games I purchased and I bought all the hats I purchased on team fortress 2 from Steam. Ignore this people

I suspect you are lying, you say Steam never took money from your credit card, and just one sentence later you say you purchased games and got them. That's either a lie or you purchased those games by selling your soul. Which is it demon?! And how did you get those games, I have never heard of Steam actually sending games, just sending some ones and zeros through your internet tubes, nothing you can actually see or touch, in other words, those games are pretty much make believe, you really didn't get anything for your soul, poor you. I will pray for you.

On the other hand, I have told God my credit card number in prayer and He hasn't withdrawn anything, not one dime, He provides His services for free, that to me sounds like a much better deal than paying for imaginary games from Steam. Why don't you try it?

[rocko890]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Ok, Portal 2 is an interactive game that doesn't include sex, so lets get that out of the way, and at the end of Portal there is cake! Just watch the whole ending before the credits. And Steam is not hack able Valve has secured everything on the website, and Valve does not scam, or take your credit card information. I have Steam myself and I was never scammed or no money was taken away from any credit cards. I got all the games I purchased and I bought all the hats I purchased on team fortress 2 from Steam. Ignore this people

[Dutch Girl]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

its a chemical inbalence that makes em gay,its not their fault,should they be damned just cause a couple of bad genetics?

Eh, you are even worse than all those Jesus maniacs here. At least they have the Bible to blame for their ignorance. Being gay is not a disease or bad genetics!

I am fairly certain you yourself are a gay in heavy denial. Just stop denying yourself and embrace your true feelings. Believe me when I say that it will make your life a lot better!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Oh dear, I couldn't make sense of any of that! In any case, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[defender64]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

stop smokin all that burnin bush,techno magical?its science fiction,fitcional science,and yes its like a door,but you make the other end of the door wherever you want,and with a door i go to the other side,with a portal gun i go from my bathroom to the moon.and the companion cube thing,its a joke from valves sense of humer,it doesnt mean anything,and how the fuck is a video game doom kids to hell,if god doesnt want us to game he will send a succesful version of jack thompson to the earth.and where does it mention Anal sex and ass sucking?i have played the entire 1st and 2nd game and none! have you even played the game?that game never mentions sex,in fact the first games chell (the main character) was ugly,and glados voice was to robotic,anyone who gets sex from that is fucking retarded,and it doesnt teach lying is ok,if anything it teaches lying kills innocent people and deception could get you killed(see end of 1st game where glados the evil lying deceiving glados is destroyed) and all that stuff under the ban gay kids from school,your daughter should get raped?
no women on the internet? down syndrome (which is a disease) is a lifestyle? what the fuck!next you will say cancer is a lifestyle choice.and why ban gay children,its a chemical inbalence that makes em gay,its not their fault,should they be damned just cause a couple of bad genetics?you migh say yes unless your in that situation.because your backwards.and steam never stole my credit card,maybe cause i dunno my card is super safe or your wrong!it never broke my computer my eccessive downloads did,seriously 1000 things on it and it still runs better than the one im using,whew.are you catholic,because your insane!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

tl:dr
-Captain Butt Ranger

Hello Captain! Please make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Gentlemen, gentlemen, you are going about this all wrong! The Portal series is not about anal sex, but is a puzzle game in which you must get a 'Companion Cube' from one side of the map to the other, avoiding hazards, all the while ignoring the mockings of an evil computer, GladOS. All these references about 'cube worship', and 'cube sex' are products of troubled teen's minds, who, most likely, haven't even played the game. I do however, agree that Valve is a money-grubbing corporation with no regard for it's customers. Thank you for this chance to speak.

-Captain Rex

Friend, that is the same thing that the truck stop queers say when they offer you a vigorous wipe. Either way, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you.

[CT-7567 Captain Rex]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Gentlemen, gentlemen, you are going about this all wrong! The Portal series is not about anal sex, but is a puzzle game in which you must get a 'Companion Cube' from one side of the map to the other, avoiding hazards, all the while ignoring the mockings of an evil computer, GladOS. All these references about 'cube worship', and 'cube sex' are products of troubled teen's minds, who, most likely, haven't even played the game. I do however, agree that Valve is a money-grubbing corporation with no regard for it's customers. Thank you for this chance to speak.

-Captain Butt Ranger