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  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    stop smokin all that burnin bush,techno magical?its science fiction,fitcional science,and yes its like a door,but you make the other end of the door wherever you want,and with a door i go to the other side,with a portal gun i go from my bathroom to the moon.and the companion cube thing,its a joke from valves sense of humer,it doesnt mean anything,and how the fuck is a video game doom kids to hell,if god doesnt want us to game he will send a succesful version of jack thompson to the earth.and where does it mention Anal sex and ass sucking?i have played the entire 1st and 2nd game and none! have you even played the game?that game never mentions sex,in fact the first games chell (the main character) was ugly,and glados voice was to robotic,anyone who gets sex from that is fucking retarded,and it doesnt teach lying is ok,if anything it teaches lying kills innocent people and deception could get you killed(see end of 1st game where glados the evil lying deceiving glados is destroyed) and all that stuff under the ban gay kids from school,your daughter should get raped?
    no women on the internet? down syndrome (which is a disease) is a lifestyle? what the fuck!next you will say cancer is a lifestyle choice.and why ban gay children,its a chemical inbalence that makes em gay,its not their fault,should they be damned just cause a couple of bad genetics?you migh say yes unless your in that situation.because your backwards.and steam never stole my credit card,maybe cause i dunno my card is super safe or your wrong!it never broke my computer my eccessive downloads did,seriously 1000 things on it and it still runs better than the one im using,whew.are you catholic,because your insane!

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    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      Oh dear, I couldn't make sense of any of that! In any case, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        Originally posted by defender64 View Post
        its a chemical inbalence that makes em gay,its not their fault,should they be damned just cause a couple of bad genetics?
        Eh, you are even worse than all those Jesus maniacs here. At least they have the Bible to blame for their ignorance. Being gay is not a disease or bad genetics!

        I am fairly certain you yourself are a gay in heavy denial. Just stop denying yourself and embrace your true feelings. Believe me when I say that it will make your life a lot better!


        Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

        - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Ok, Portal 2 is an interactive game that doesn't include sex, so lets get that out of the way, and at the end of Portal there is cake! Just watch the whole ending before the credits. And Steam is not hack able Valve has secured everything on the website, and Valve does not scam, or take your credit card information. I have Steam myself and I was never scammed or no money was taken away from any credit cards. I got all the games I purchased and I bought all the hats I purchased on team fortress 2 from Steam. Ignore this people

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          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by rocko890 View Post
            Ok, Portal 2 is an interactive game that doesn't include sex, so lets get that out of the way, and at the end of Portal there is cake! Just watch the whole ending before the credits. And Steam is not hack able Valve has secured everything on the website, and Valve does not scam, or take your credit card information. I have Steam myself and I was never scammed or no money was taken away from any credit cards. I got all the games I purchased and I bought all the hats I purchased on team fortress 2 from Steam. Ignore this people
            I suspect you are lying, you say Steam never took money from your credit card, and just one sentence later you say you purchased games and got them. That's either a lie or you purchased those games by selling your soul. Which is it demon?! And how did you get those games, I have never heard of Steam actually sending games, just sending some ones and zeros through your internet tubes, nothing you can actually see or touch, in other words, those games are pretty much make believe, you really didn't get anything for your soul, poor you. I will pray for you.

            On the other hand, I have told God my credit card number in prayer and He hasn't withdrawn anything, not one dime, He provides His services for free, that to me sounds like a much better deal than paying for imaginary games from Steam. Why don't you try it?
            Leviticus 26:15-16
            And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              Ok, you just have nothing to do when you posted this, now listen here: where do the portal games show any sign of encouraging anal sex, and where, can you point out to me, mention anything about hating god? No where. And how are "portals" vain to god. That's like saying that all inventions are in vain. And the whole companion cube thing is just ridiculous. You say portals are in vain since they aren't in the bible? Then all cars, computers, air conditioners, TVs and EVERYTHING modern is in vain! That means everyone would go the hell. And games are for something called "fun". The people buying them are willing to buy them. Thank you for reading.

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              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Originally posted by Axale02 View Post
                Ok, you just have nothing to do when you posted this, now listen here: where do the portal games show any sign of encouraging anal sex, and where, can you point out to me, mention anything about hating god? No where. And how are "portals" vain to god. That's like saying that all inventions are in vain. And the whole companion cube thing is just ridiculous. You say portals are in vain since they aren't in the bible? Then all cars, computers, air conditioners, TVs and EVERYTHING modern is in vain! That means everyone would go the hell. And games are for something called "fun". The people buying them are willing to buy them. Thank you for reading.
                Hi friend, you sound a bit frustrated. Perhaps this link will help. All your questions are answered. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                  Originally posted by Axale02 View Post
                  where do the portal games show any sign of encouraging anal sex, and where, can you point out to me, mention anything about hating god?
                  Video games (with the exception of wholesome Christ-centered programs) do nothing whatsoever to glorify God, as we are commanded in His Word.

                  1 Peter 4:11 "If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of God; if any man minister, let him do it as of the ability which God giveth: that God in all things may be glorified through Jesus Christ, to whom be praise and dominion for ever and ever. Amen."

                  Therefore, if it does not glorify Him, it is sinful and can only culminate in the ultimate wicked insult to our Creator; rectal intercourse. God hates it with a mad passion.

                  Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                  You say portals are in vain since they aren't in the bible? Then all cars, computers, air conditioners, TVs and EVERYTHING modern is in vain!
                  These things DO glorify God in the hands of True Christians™. I load the Escalade with poor children every Sunday and take them to Pastor Ezekiel's sermon. When they are well-behaved I even give them free candy.

                  Computers; Landover Baptist Church, of course. Air conditiong to keep the congregation comfortable when we meet to praise Jesus. Etc.

                  Do you see the error in your flawed world-view, my friend?

                  In Christ
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    eh don't know about the credit card think cause I never bought it, but it's probably one of the most wholesome games out there (if not THE most wholesome game out there!)

                    Don't be stupid and think that portals are the same as sexual things. If you do, then in fact you need to get your mind out of the gutter!!
                    Proverbs 6
                    [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                    [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                    [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                    [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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                    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      Originally posted by xbt--- View Post
                      eh don't know about the credit card think cause I never bought it, but it's probably one of the most wholesome games out there (if not THE most wholesome game out there!)

                      Don't be stupid and think that portals are the same as sexual things. If you do, then in fact you need to get your mind out of the gutter!!
                      You are about to be banned for inciting theft. Christ does not approve of theft. He requires donations. Do you have any credit cards to donate to Christ?

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                      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        You are about to be banned for inciting theft. Christ does not approve of theft. He requires donations. Do you have any credit cards to donate to Christ?
                        Tell me how I am "inciting theft"? I never even played the game.
                        Proverbs 6
                        [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                        [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                        [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                        [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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                        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          Originally posted by xbt--- View Post
                          ...I never even played the game.
                          How offended are you going to be when I call you ignorant? Or hypocritical? Or stupid?

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                          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            How offended are you going to be when I call you ignorant? Or hypocritical? Or stupid?
                            Originally posted by xbt--- View Post
                            ...For what reason would I possibly be offended? People only get offended when something is true...
                            Ignorant: you admittedly have never played the game.

                            ig·no·rant [ig-ner-uhnt] Show IPA
                            adjective
                            1. lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man.
                            2. lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact: ignorant of quantum physics.
                            3. uninformed; unaware.
                            4. due to or showing lack of knowledge or training: an ignorant statement.
                            from: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ignorant
                            If you haven't played the game, you're ignorant of its contents.

                            Expressing an opinion on a matter of which you are ignorant (and admit it) makes you a hypocrite.

                            Expecting no one to call you on it is stupid.

                            ...Thus I am not remotely phased...
                            You mean fazed.

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                            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              Pretty sure, your computer is a techno wombo combo thingy too, the bible denies the existence of such a thing, i think we should gather in old fashioned ways and discuss things and warn eachother by mouth, in a big forest sitting on chairs or benches wich do exist in the bible, also i like to say that, god gives love so he will forgive, god is the greatest so opposing him doesnt matter, there is no other greater existence, god shaped us all we all got a role in this society, he disgned it like this, keep it like this. he controls and watches everything since he is the greater being

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                              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                Originally posted by thegreatwillisbeyond View Post
                                Pretty sure, your computer is a techno wombo combo thingy too, the bible denies the existence of such a thing, i think we should gather in old fashioned ways and discuss things and warn eachother by mouth, in a big forest sitting on chairs or benches wich do exist in the bible, also i like to say that, god gives love so he will forgive, god is the greatest so opposing him doesnt matter, there is no other greater existence, god shaped us all we all got a role in this society, he disgned it like this, keep it like this. he controls and watches everything since he is the greater being
                                Interesting idea, friend! Say, why don't you introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to know Jesus!
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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