[Cockinpully]

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So you are saying portals are actually possible? You are really that stupid?

And the Internet is in the Bible.

people said the same thing about the internet, said it couldn't be done and they proved everyone wrong.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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people said the same thing about the internet, said it couldn't be done and they proved everyone wrong.

Who said the internet couldn't be done? It certainly wasn't a True Christian(tm) because we know who to turn to:

(Matthew 19:26) "But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible"



Yours in Christ (NOT AL GORE),

Zech

[Cockinpully]

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tl;dr




. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

i call bullshit on that, i thought your mission in life was to convert all the non believers in to believers.

[Didymus Much]

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i call bullshit on that, i thought your mission in life was to convert all the non believers in to believers.

The mission is to try. Having tried, they are to move on:

Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."

Try learning about something before you go calling "bullshit".

[YouWotm8]

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You really had to put up those images just to justify your point. Try to remember that those images aren't shown in the game. You all just have dirty minds. To all the people comparing portals to there asses. That's actually quite hilarious you do realize that alot of people who make games are atheists. That means they aren't promoting the devil or related to the devil. you have the right to say certain people are sent from the devil or other ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***. So their sent from someone they don't believe in.... OK alright anyways you guys have fun with your eternal arguments. Even though there is no proof that god exists. No I'm not falling for the look at how beautiful this world is ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***, gday. I'd gladly love to see your oppinions on this comment because I tell you what. Its really fun to see your silly replies. So come on. PLEASE amuse me!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You really had to put up those images just to justify your point. Try to remember that those images aren't shown in the game. You all just have dirty minds. To all the people comparing portals to there asses. That's actually quite hilarious you do realize that alot of people who make games are atheists. That means they aren't promoting the devil or related to the devil. you have the right to say certain people are sent from the devil or other ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***. So their sent from someone they don't believe in.... OK alright anyways you guys have fun with your eternal arguments. Even though there is no proof that god exists. No I'm not falling for the look at how beautiful this world is ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***, gday. I'd gladly love to see your oppinions on this comment because I tell you what. Its really fun to see your silly replies. So come on. PLEASE amuse me!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Brother Hawkins]

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You really had to put up those images just to justify your point. Try to remember that those images aren't shown in the game. You all just have dirty minds. To all the people comparing portals to there asses. That's actually quite hilarious you do realize that alot of people who make games are atheists. That means they aren't promoting the devil or related to the devil. you have the right to say certain people are sent from the devil or other ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***. So their sent from someone they don't believe in.... OK alright anyways you guys have fun with your eternal arguments. Even though there is no proof that god exists. No I'm not falling for the look at how beautiful this world is ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***, gday. I'd gladly love to see your oppinions on this comment because I tell you what. Its really fun to see your silly replies. So come on. PLEASE amuse me!

All you know how to do is amuse yourself. Can you name me just one example of where a gamer was found to be a productive member of society and not a self-fornicator? No you can't.

[AtheistPolesmoker]

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[hoygan666]

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Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.

Anal sex? Credit cards? You piffleing religious people are the scum of the society.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Anal sex? Credit cards? You piffleing religious people are the scum of the society.

You sure have a funny sense of etiquette, son. Cranky Old Man painstakingly takes the time to alert parents to this devious game, and you call him a scum. You barge in here without so much as a "hello," and we're supposed to assume you've the moral high ground?

How very disappointed your mother must feel.

Nevertheless, you're welcome to join us, if you can keep a civil tone about you that is. You may just find the road to Salvation! Then you will be free from all this anger and despair.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Anal sex? Credit cards? You piffleing religious people are the scum of the society.

Please try to control that whore mouth of yours or I'm afraid you'll be asked to leave.



Also: what contributions to society have gamers made?



Yours in Christ (NOT PAC-MAN),

Z. Smyth

[Sarahlyn]

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This game is disgraceful, and it is sure to taint the minds and souls of even more children, as I have been told that it has been on sale by a friend. Something horrible called the Steam Winter Sale has been reducing the prices and making these indoctrinating games cost even less. I can't believe that there are games rated for the general public that promote dirty homosexuality. This is a disgrace. I pray that this entire organization called "Steam" along with this Portal 2 anal sex game will be eradicated.

[bgavin]

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Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that? also it's not tricking kids into worshiping the cube, if you played the game (which you will never do) you would know.

[GOD=life]

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Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that?

We think that because we aren't brainwashed by liberal media into a hyper-sexual way of thinking where one doesn't know what sex is anymore.

P.S. If you actually read the Christian posts instead of just barging in here like a judgmental madman, you would learn a lot more.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that? also it's not tricking kids into worshiping the cube, if you played the game (which you will never do) you would know.

I am getting the feeling you didn't even read my post. And I am certain you never bothered to read the Holy Bible. Why do you waste your life while you could lead a decent and prosperous life instead? Why choose hate over love? Why?