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  • #166
    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    Originally posted by Portal is safe View Post
    Please show me where exactly I said I believe in the Big Bang theory? I am saying a theory like that could possibly be true,


    Also, off-topic much...
    Everything is on topic when it is about Jesus.

    Theories are guesses. The Bible is fact.


    Check
    Mate
    FTW
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #167
      Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Everything is on topic when it is about Jesus.

      Theories are guesses. The Bible is fact.


      Check
      Mate
      FTW

      Amen!
      Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

      Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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      • #168
        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        I never once said I hate Jesus or God... Why is everyone on the forums attacking people trying to defend a game that is meant to be enjoyed? I'm not going to lie, you people seem to make it your life to attack games and other things that way people will convert and "see the way".

        Opinions are opinions, people may believe the bible is fact, others do not. (I AM NOT SAYING THAT IS BUILT ON LIES AND IT IS FALSE)

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        • #169
          Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Originally posted by Portal is safe View Post
          I never once said I hate Jesus or God... Why is everyone on the forums attacking people trying to defend a game that is meant to be enjoyed? I'm not going to lie, you people seem to make it your life to attack games and other things that way people will convert and "see the way".

          Opinions are opinions, people may believe the bible is fact, others do not. (I AM NOT SAYING THAT IS BUILT ON LIES AND IT IS FALSE)
          The LORD ALMIGHTY has hardened your heart already, it seems. You have been given up to vile affections as Romans 1 clearly says. Promoting Portals as "safe", in your name. ANAL sex isn't safe for anyone!
          You are DOOMED. YOU are what our precious Lord calls a VIPER headed for hell!

          Matthew 23:33 ~ 33Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
          Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

          Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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          • #170
            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by Portal is safe View Post
            I never once said I hate Jesus or God... Why is everyone on the forums attacking people trying to defend a game that is meant to be enjoyed? I'm not going to lie, you people seem to make it your life to attack games and other things that way people will convert and "see the way".

            Opinions are opinions, people may believe the bible is fact, others do not. (I AM NOT SAYING THAT IS BUILT ON LIES AND IT IS FALSE)
            Obviously we need to dumb this down for. I am sorry we did not see the need sooner, I am sorry, please forgive me.

            Games are fine. Checkers, TicTacToe, Witch Hunt, Who is the Sinner and many more. But a game that can anally probe you and steal your credit card, I am sorry, is just not a good game. I suppose, based on your screen name and your rabid defense of this game, you are on the giving end of the probing and receiving end of the credit card info. Come, fess up, we will not think any less of you.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #171
              Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              I hope this is a board full of trolls, or we're all doomed.

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              • #172
                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Duh! Of course no one likes a game that promotes anal sex and steals credit cards. Clearly paying attention is not your thing.
                alright then, explain to me how it promotes anal sex. and i want real proof, not some stupid picture made some idiot on the internet

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                • #173
                  Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                  Originally posted by worshiper29 View Post
                  Why are you here? you just end up making yourself look foolish.

                  Photoshopped or not, it still resembles the sin of the game and what can be done with it. Same thing.

                  oh and....


                  Portal 2 is STILL sin. Nothing has changed.
                  what the heck is so sinful about solving puzzles by making portals? do you really think that its possible to do that in the game? NO! if it was possible, the game would have a much higher rating. DUR! think people!

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                  • #174
                    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    Originally posted by unclepaco View Post
                    alright then, explain to me how it promotes anal sex
                    You can find that explanation here.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #175
                      Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      You can find that explanation here.
                      *facepalms* i say again, just one damn picture drawn by some random dude posted on the internet doesn't mean anything.

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                      • #176
                        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        Originally posted by unclepaco View Post
                        *facepalms* i say again, just one damn picture drawn by some random dude posted on the internet doesn't mean anything.
                        You know what does mean something?

                        The Word of God as recorded forever in the 1611 King James Bible. Praise Him!
                        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                        • #177
                          Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          This post was the final straw for me and my family. We took all of our current devil boxes (nintendo and cellular phones) and burned them under the shining light of the cross in our front yard. White America needs to realize these video machines are going to doom all future generations to eternal damnation. The bible clearly forbids use of magicks and America is standing hand sin both pockets laughing and enjoying while the devil runs around raping our childrens minds and creating his future army.

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                          • #178
                            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            I am with you on this one Minister Phil. We all need to get together dress up in our costumes (you know what i mean they are white) and we have a good console burning. My kids will not have this filth in there lives.

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                            • #179
                              Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              I'll have you know that my ordained minister is a huge Portal fan and has been playing since the first one released. Possibly, he may be the only one who Portals more than I do. We were actually discussing getting together for the co-operative testing portion. I was going to be orange and he was going to be blue, which is clearly the holiest of all colors because Jesus's eyes were blue.

                              While we are discussing Jesus, why do all of the crosses depict him as having brown hair. Clearly Jesus was white with blonde hair and blue eyes.

                              His power level was infinite so he was also a Legendary Super Saiyan.
                              You guys had better get on fixing this misinformation.

                              All laud and praise,
                              -ES

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                              • #180
                                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                Originally posted by unclepaco View Post
                                what the heck is so sinful about solving puzzles by making portals? do you really think that its possible to do that in the game? NO! if it was possible, the game would have a much higher rating. DUR! think people!
                                You aren't solving puzzles and you know it. You go one way, then the other way, in a door out another? That seems to even be promoting bisexual sorts!

                                All the while, Steam is stealing your information (which you deserve for foolishly playing). They are using it obviously to fund more Satanic games and producing gay porn. You don't think that makes God mad that you are funding evil??

                                Your money is being given to perverse producers/actors so they can go on an effortless mission to recruit our precious children. How dare you!
                                Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                                Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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