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  • #1261
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.

    Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.
    Leave it to the Jesus-haters to promote familicide.

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    • #1262
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

      I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.

      Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.
      Son, thank you for sharing with the rest of the world the demented, aggressively hateful attitudes of so-called "bronies." You are the reason we are here! You're sin-encrusted heart is like a little piece of coal, so dry and brittle and in need of love. You know whose love is like a cool glass of sweet lemonade on a hot day? ! He died temporarily you know, just so mankind can learn what humiliating creatures they are, beg for forgiveness, vow to fear and obey Him, and promise to serve and praise Him for ever in Heaven! Wouldn't you rather that happy existence than seeing red every time decent people get together and talk about virtuous things? Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #1263
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Please, as if I want to be a member of your sickening cult. You people and your pitiful impotent gods mean less to me than what I had for lunch six years ago.

        Please, try harder next time.

        1/10 for making me reply.
        Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

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        • #1264
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
          Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

          I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.

          Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.
          Let me try to speak the retarded brony speak to you.

          Y U SO MAD?

          Really, have you ever wondered why you bestiality freaks are so angry all the time? You see, even in your black you know that getting aroused by animals is wrong. That is why Jesus made you to come to this forum today. So you could be saved from your disgusting and hateful brony ways.

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          • #1265
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
            1/10 for making me reply.
            No one "made" you reply, dear. Your soul is crying out for a solution. No doubt you ignore it, starve it. You probably injure it and bruise it through the constant pounding in your rectum; it creates a reverberating wave of sin throughout the whole body which is why homo sex is so dangerous and affects everything. You "bronies" encourage each other to engage in this sin so no one feels bad if everyone feels bad.

            But you are looking for hope. I just know it!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #1266
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              No one "made" you reply, dear. Your soul is crying out for a solution. No doubt you ignore it, starve it. You probably injure it and bruise it through the constant pounding in your rectum; it creates a reverberating wave of sin throughout the whole body which is why homo sex is so dangerous and affects everything. You "bronies" encourage each other to engage in this sin so no one feels bad if everyone feels bad.

              But you are looking for hope. I just know it!
              Maybe he is one of those cursed with assburgers of similar like that. You know, one of those gimps that are counting manically numbers and such. Maybe in his mind one-tenth is a fraction that actually do command him.

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              • #1267
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Actually, that is not Brony speak. It is text speak, and outdates Bronies by many years. Nice try, though, young child. Maybe someday you can grow up and learn to English.

                Also, where are you idiots getting your information that I'm a Brony? I've literally had nothing to do with that show, ever, other than seeing the inevitable posts on the Internet. Stop jumping to conclusions - it's making me think that you people are actually just secret pervs who sweat while watching gay porn in your bedrooms at night.

                But I'm bored and don't have to work for another couple hours, so please, why don't you try to persuade me why I should accept your hate-filled religion instead of hating every living creature on the planet?

                I could use the laugh.
                Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

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                • #1268
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
                  Nice try, though, young child. Maybe someday you can grow up and learn to English.
                  Does it help with your own insecurity to think that I'm a child? Do you often use defenses such as false feeling of superiority?
                  You see, good Christians like us goes to heaven. Hateful heathen like you go to hell. You can whine and hate Jesus all you want, but that's just a fact of life. Turn or burn.

                  By the way, we speak American here.

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                  • #1269
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
                    , blah blah blah don't have to work for another couple hours, blah blah blah
                    Friend, if you are posting in 2 hours THAT will be the miracle you are searching for.

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                    • #1270
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                      Maybe he is one of those cursed with assburgers of similar like that. You know, one of those gimps that are counting manically numbers and such. Maybe in his mind one-tenth is a fraction that actually do command him.
                      Now that makes sense, dear Brother. He says he's not a "Brony," and yet comes running to the defense of "Bronies" and their gay pony fetishes. Maybe his perseverative topic is "Bronies," or maybe "Hide The Hoof In Dirty, Stinky Places."
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #1271
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        Friend, if you are posting in 2 hours THAT will be the miracle you are searching for.

                        Do not call me your friend, child. You don't have the right.

                        Also, is that some sort of veiled threat? Am I supposed to be scared? Should I start shaking in my boots and praying for some idiot in the sky to save me from your vengeful wrath?

                        Please. It will take a stronger being than some nonexistent God to kill me - better people have tried and failed.
                        Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

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                        • #1272
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
                          Please. It will take a stronger being than some nonexistent God to kill me - better people have tried and failed.
                          Let me guess. You graduated top of your class in the Navy Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and have over 300 confirmed kills....

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #1273
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Let me guess. You graduated top of your class in the Navy Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and have over 300 confirmed kills....

                            Ha, the Navy Seals threat. Old, classic, and cliche. No, I've simply survived enough murder attempts that your glorious god has thrown at me that I have nothing to fear from a bunch of fat, incompetent cultists.
                            Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

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                            • #1274
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by Hyokami View Post
                              Ha, the Navy Seals threat. Old, classic, and cliche. No, I've simply survived enough murder attempts that your glorious god has thrown at me that I have nothing to fear from a bunch of fat, incompetent cultists.
                              Oh, we have a bonafide internet tough guy, other bronies must be in awe

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                              • #1275
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Haha! Kid, I wish ***GAY FANTASY*** was legal in this nation. I wouldn't stop until ***GAY FANTASY*** were ***PONY PORN CONTEXT REMOVED***.
                                Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 02-27-2014, 06:09 PM. Reason: Let's keep it clean for Jesus!
                                Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

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