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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    So again we are back to the hypocrisy of atheists. You claim not to believe in God, yet embrace the same divine mandate against homosexuality. There really are no secularist arguments against being gay.
    As a True Christian, that Anal Sex is wrong. A man should not engage with sex with any other man or attempt Anal Intercourse with a female, especially his Wife.

    Anal Sex is a sin. Stop doing it or face hell.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Hello, I am french.
      Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

      [PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

      God bless you
      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 07-18-2015, 10:44 PM. Reason: Spamming God's Favorite Forum with perversions is not allowed

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by Salimou View Post
        Hello, I am french.
        Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

        [PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

        God bless you
        Say, why not keep your disgusting perversions to yourself and instead tell us about yourself! We’d love to greet you properly. Make an Introduction for yourself here. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus in this wicked, dark world. For your convenience, you can read this primer for noobs. If you'd like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scripture in which the LORD says it first. Please be courteous and mind your manners. If you find something offends you, refer to this helpful essay for advice. Professor Enobarbus explains Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Salimou View Post
          Hello, I am french.
          My condolences!

          How does it feel to be a spineless coward?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            I'm french

            Do I understand correctly what you said to me ? --> " foolishness " ?

            are you christian ?

            How do I unsubscribe from your website ?

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              PLEASE MODERATOR

              How do I unsubscribe from your website ?

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Salimou View Post
                PLEASE MODERATOR

                How do I unsubscribe from your website ?
                See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

                In Christ
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Mary Etheldreda,

                  you said " why not keep your disgusting perversions to yourself and instead tell us about yourself! " ???

                  Is the language of the Christians ?

                  Do not you love the truth ?

                  I do not want to stay on such a site

                  PLEASE, How do I unsubscribe from your forum

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

                    In Christ
                    foolishness?

                    Have-you seen the video ?

                    So do not talk about what you have not seen . May God open your eyes !

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Salimou View Post
                      Hello, I am french.
                      Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

                      [PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

                      God bless you
                      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                      See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

                      In Christ
                      there is no "X" up in the corner

                      Please, can you give me the link to unsuscribe ?

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by Salimou View Post
                          there is no "X" up in the corner

                          Please, can you give me the link to unsuscribe ?
                          It's up in the right corner of the screen.
                          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                          Deuteronomy 6.5

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            how can I delete my landoverbaptist account ?

                            There is no "X" up in the corner!!!

                            if someone wants to do it for me :

                            My pseudo is " salimou "

                            My password is " salim0727 "

                            thank you !

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by Salimou View Post
                              I'm french

                              Do I understand correctly what you said to me ? --> " foolishness " ?

                              are you christian ?

                              How do I unsubscribe from your website ?
                              Dear Salmonella;

                              I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

                              Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

                              If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel

                              PS. Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                ahhhh I understand

                                You are not real christian

                                You are probably freemason.

                                Do you like this video ?


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