[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

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Are you guys serious?

/4Chan is that way.

[herpinandderpin]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

/4Chan is that way.

I don't come from 4Chan. I just find that using memes to make my point is much more hilarious.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

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Are you guys serious?

I understand that the vileness of Winnie the Pooh is disturbing. If you must:



Remember, it's down the street, not across the tracks.

Be sure to pack your asbestos underwear; suicide is murder, and you can't repent afterward, so it pretty well guarantees your ticket to Hell.

Why not try an alternative?

Meet my friend and master Jesus, and join us praising Him for His Perfection in Heaven for all time! It'll be much more fun than being burned alive for eternity in His Lake of Fire.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

I don't come from 4Chan. I just find that using memes to make my point is much more hilarious.

Oh, so you are hilarious. I had no idea.

[herpinandderpin]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

Oh, so you are hilarious. I had no idea.

Ooh, that certainly stings. I wasn't calling myself hilarious; I was just saying that using memes in a forsaken land like this is hilarious to me.

@ Rev

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

I was just saying that using memes in a forsaken land like this is hilarious to me.

So because you have nothing to say yourself, you find hilarious to post stuff that someone else has made.

Right.

[Go_Away_Sinners!]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

My pastor preached against Winnie the Pooh last month. Turns out the beloved kid's classic is actually pornographic. Pooh and Piglet are both homers (as I recall they live together) and some stories like "Piglet Takes a Bath" and "The Search For Small" don't even try to hide their perverted nature (hint: "small" is not really a beetle, that's just a metaphor). Really, I don't know how I missed it before -- "Pooh" is a clear allusion to sodomy. I'm so glad my pastor brought this to light and I helped my Pappy dose my old Pooh Bear stuffed animal in gasoline and lit it on fire.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

My pastor preached against Winnie the Pooh last month. Turns out the beloved kid's classic is actually pornographic. Pooh and Piglet are both homers (as I recall they live together) and some stories like "Piglet Takes a Bath" and "The Search For Small" don't even try to hide their perverted nature (hint: "small" is not really a beetle, that's just a metaphor). Really, I don't know how I missed it before -- "Pooh" is a clear allusion to sodomy. I'm so glad my pastor brought this to light and I helped my Pappy dose my old Pooh Bear stuffed animal in gasoline and lit it on fire.

It's good that you are alert to the many hazards inherent in the liberal anal sex machine that is dominating our once beautiful Christian nation. Break down that wall!!!

[Artemis Fowl]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

Brothers,
I feel I must point out that this is a spoof on the original tale of the honey-loving brear. That is to say; it is a joke. A sick, unholy joke I grant you, but a joke nevertheless.
Thank you and please consider my thought.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

Son, are you implying that the good Reverend M. Rodimer has duped us all for his amusement?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

Son, are you implying that the good Reverend M. Rodimer has duped us all for his amusement?

I think he's implying that we're too stupid to tell the difference.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

I suppose he thinks that Poohenge is also a joke of some sort.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

For some years ago i found out that my son had a Winnie the Pooh doll hidden under his bed, he loved it very much and he cried alot when i took it away from him but i told him that everything you need to love is Jesus, so here is what i did to the doll, like the caring and loving dad that i am: