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  • Hatchet the Jap
    Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
    • Apr 2013
    • 123

    #61
    Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Not so. Teenagers are idiots. As myalination of the brain in not complete untill the early 20s, teenagers or demonstrably mentally deficient compared to people 10 years older.

    The obsession with masturbation, ego centric behaviour and troop culture (gangs) as well as hopeless crushes and consequent allegations to the authorities on un obtainable people (teachers, builders, psychotherapist, to name but three).

    Teenagers are not mature, by definition. In fact the very use of the word 'mature' has been shown in test to drop dramatically in frequency as age reaches >20 (>45 in women).

    Don't be so self involved, have a wash, stop touching yourself and go to a decent (Baptist) church and you will be fine untill you reach your majority and can be trusted to make decisions.

    All the best,

    YIC
    Which means you were an idiot. Joke's on you.
    Okay, sorry.
    I had said 'mature ENOUGH', not 'completely and utterly mature'.
    Besides, not all teens are bad. Firstly, I am not obsessed with masturbation (I admit, I do that at most twice a week. Some of my classmates do them twice a day, which is absurd if you think of the contrast) and girlfriends. Please, do not jump to conclusion just based on a corner of a piece of evidence.
    Also, by definition teenagers are not mature enough, they are still maturing. Such things like unstable emotions, growth of pubic and armpit hair, development of physical feature are all signs of maturity. If by your definition that teenagers are not mature at all, then I wouldn't have pubic hair, nor would my younger sister have more develop breasts than before.
    This is a thread regarding Pokemon. If you wish to continue the debate, please use private messaging. I hate going off-topic.
    Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #62
      Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

      Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
      Which means you were an idiot. Joke's on you.
      Okay, sorry.
      I had said 'mature ENOUGH', not 'completely and utterly mature'.
      Besides, not all teens are bad. Firstly, I am not obsessed with masturbation (I admit, I do that at most twice a week. Some of my classmates do them twice a day, which is absurd if you think of the contrast) and girlfriends. Please, do not jump to conclusion just based on a corner of a piece of evidence.
      Also, by definition teenagers are not mature enough, they are still maturing. Such things like unstable emotions, growth of pubic and armpit hair, development of physical feature are all signs of maturity. If by your definition that teenagers are not mature at all, then I wouldn't have pubic hair, nor would my younger sister have more develop breasts than before.
      This is a thread regarding Pokemon. If you wish to continue the debate, please use private messaging. I hate going off-topic.
      That's six uses of the word 'mature' or one of it's derivatives.

      Point proven.

      And please, I am a grown man with no interest in how hairy you private parts are: this is not a so called gay pick up 'coffee cream saloon' and your prurient interest in you pre teen sisters dirty pillows is astounding!

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Hatchet the Jap
        Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
        • Apr 2013
        • 123

        #63
        Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        That's six uses of the word 'mature' or one of it's derivatives.

        Point proven.

        And please, I am a grown man with no interest in how hairy you private parts are: this is not a so called gay pick up 'coffee cream saloon' and your prurient interest in you pre teen sisters dirty pillows is astounding!

        YIC
        How did you interpret my last post?
        'Hey! Look at me! I got dummy face! And my sister got ding dong hair!'
        Right?
        Because I wasn't interested in interesting you with my dumminess. For your information, it's me who is dirty for immediately drawing the connection of 'maturity brings changes in pubic areas' to 'You interested in my privates?'. Besides, I am interested in my sister's privates. I just so happened to notice that something changed about her.
        Please, can't you just stop insulting me? I may still be a teen, but I still have emotions.
        Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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        • Paragon of virtue
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2013
          • 547

          #64
          Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

          Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
          I am interested in my sister's privates. I just so happened to notice that something changed about her.
          Goodness...we need to get you involved in some after school baseball or something to keep those urges down, tiger. There are plenty of events at the special Olympics that I'm sure you would be perfect for...but you need to start training right away and channel some of that energy in a positive way.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #65
            Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

            Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
            How did you interpret my last post?
            'Hey! Look at me! I got dummy face! And my sister got ding dong hair!'
            Right?
            Because I wasn't interested in interesting you with my dumminess. For your information, it's me who is dirty for immediately drawing the connection of 'maturity brings changes in pubic areas' to 'You interested in my privates?'. Besides, I am interested in my sister's privates. I just so happened to notice that something changed about her.
            Please, can't you just stop insulting me? I may still be a teen, but I still have emotions.
            Incest is a common practice among the slants, from my experience. It's just their way of life. "Ancestor worship" and all that baloney.

            I want you to know that this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

            Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

            Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

            If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • ass pollyp
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Apr 2013
              • 54

              #66
              Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

              hatchet haro, careful how you word things, you seemed like you look at your sister every chance you get

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #67
                Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                Originally posted by acepollop View Post
                hatchet haro, careful how you word things, you seemed like you look at your sister every chance you get
                That's what the slants do, I'm telling you. They are about as far from Jesus as you can get.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Hatchet the Jap
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 123

                  #68
                  Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                  Originally posted by acepollop View Post
                  hatchet haro, careful how you word things, you seemed like you look at your sister every chance you get
                  As I keep trying to keep posting again and again and again, some moderator had edited my post.
                  Original post:
                  "How did you interpret my last post?
                  'Hey! Look at me! I got pubic hair! And my sister got boobs!'
                  Right?
                  Because I wasn't interested in interesting you with my privates. For your information, it's you who is dirty for immediately drawing the connection of 'maturity brings changes in pubic areas' to 'You interested in my privates?'. Besides, I am not interested in my sister's privates. I just so happened to notice that something changed about her.
                  Please, can't you just stop insulting me? I may still be a teen, but I still have emotions."

                  If you continue to delete this post, be warned that I will gladly repost this.
                  I will also take screenshots. They will be proof that you are too embarrassed to admit to your own wrongdoings, and instead try to clean up the evidence, and that's an act of dishonesty, which goes against the 9th Commandment.
                  Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #69
                    Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                    Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                    ...I will also take screenshots. They will be proof...
                    They'll only be proof of your photoshop skills, moron.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #70
                      Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                      Originally posted by Hachet
                      You interested in my privates?
                      For the last time, NO!



                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • A Follower
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 872

                        #71
                        Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                        Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                        "How did you interpret my last post?
                        'Hey! my sister got boobs!'
                        Right?
                        Right!
                        Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                        I am not interested in my sister's privates. I just so happened to notice that something changed about her.
                        So you admit that you regularly thoroughly look over your very young sister's private areas, and commit all relevant measurements to memory... To me that sounds like more than an inadvertent glance, a lot more!


                        And knowing you're an atheist sadly makes your behavior no worse than we expect, as you don't feel beholden to Godly commandments like:
                        Luke 17:1-2
                        Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come! It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.
                        It's better you be drowned with a millstone around your neck than that you hurt children

                        and
                        Leviticus 18:9
                        The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover.
                        You are not allowed to undress your sister

                        If you stopped being atheist and became a normal Christian person like us, you too could have rules, morals and law in your life, you wouldn't have to masturbate twice a week to the mental image of your sister's developing private parts. (Yes, masturbating to your sister is wrong, even if you "only" do that twice a week, unlike your classmates at school who have your sister in mind twice a day, someone else being a bigger sinner doesn't excuse your evil ways)
                        Leviticus 26:15-16
                        And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                        • ass pollyp
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 54

                          #72
                          Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                          hatchet haro, your words bring on the insults you read your rights here im sure, i know i have, and i know God hates that you lust after your sister. grow in God glory accept Jesus before its too late.

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                          • Hatchet the Jap
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 123

                            #73
                            Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                            Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                            Right!


                            So you admit that you regularly thoroughly look over your very young sister's private areas, and commit all relevant measurements to memory... To me that sounds like more than an inadvertent glance, a lot more!
                            If I had regularly and thoroughly looked over my sister's chest area, I would not have noticed any change, because puberty goes quite a few years, and little by little, people change in physical appearance. So in fact, if I had looked regularly, then I would have noticed pretty much no change every single time.
                            The fact is that I've only recently noticed that, because that day, we had moral education at school, and the teacher had talked about puberty. So I finally noticed what had changed about my sister because of that lesson.
                            So before you accuse me of something, think about all possibilities. Your lack of basic logic and common sense sickens me.
                            Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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                            • ass pollyp
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Apr 2013
                              • 54

                              #74
                              Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                              hatchet haro, the fact that you even looked reguardless of what made you is sick.

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                              • Elijah Mee, PhD
                                True Christian™ Brainiac
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2013
                                • 538

                                #75
                                Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                                How did you interpret my last post?
                                'Hey! Look at me! I got dummy face! And my sister got ding dong hair!'
                                Right?
                                Because I wasn't interested in interesting you with my dumminess. For your information, it's me who is dirty for immediately drawing the connection of 'maturity brings changes in pubic areas' to 'You interested in my privates?'. Besides, I am interested in my sister's privates. I just so happened to notice that something changed about her.
                                Please, can't you just stop insulting me? I may still be a teen, but I still have emotions.
                                Are you one of those satanic "emo" kids?

                                The whinging about your emotions gave it away.
                                But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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