[Didymus Much]

Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians!

But can u at least tell mē if my music I like is good or bad

Is it in the thread that Daisy directed you to? Then it's good for True Christians(tm) to listen to.

Is it not in the thread? Then it's bad for True Christians(tm) to listen to.

Are you a True Christian(tm)? No, so they don't care what you like or listen to. God gave us free will (according to the Bible), so whatever route to Hell you choose makes no difference to them.

Oh, and keep misquoting Pastor Zeke's fiancee and see how good a time you have here.

[Back against wall]

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But can u at least tell mē if my music I like is good or bad

I can tell you your User Location setting is a vast contrast to the false persona I am suspecting you're trying to portray. It's also insulting considering you are actually "here"

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[BobFaget]

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Hi friend, here is an entire thread on good, christian music for your listening enjoyment. I'm sure you will find hours and ***lame attempt to make a True Christian(tm) Lady appear a harlot removed by moderator*** of pure Heaven to your ears. GLORY!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62

But can u at least tell mē if my music I like is good or bad

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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So according to you guys what's good music? I like avril lavigne, good Charlotte, imagine dragons, the Eagles, billy idol, and stuff like that
Thanks

Hi friend, here is an entire thread on good, christian music for your listening enjoyment. I'm sure you will find hours and hours of pure Heaven to your ears. GLORY!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62

[BobFaget]

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So according to you guys what's good music? I like avril lavigne, good Charlotte, imagine dragons, the Eagles, billy idol, and stuff like that
Thanks

[Roland]

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[All caps gibberish] -THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

You should not sign your post as the FSM. Many people on this forum are familiar with the subject of Pastafarianism and will make you out to be a liar. Now take your Bible and go to John 8:44 to see why you shouldn´t do that.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Yes, he threw knives into the crowd at concerts to get rid of posers.

Doesn't get much posier than that.

Not knowing your way around in a whole new different country...

A country where one doesn't know one's way around is, by definition, a new country. When tautology is embodied as "thought" a worsening mental state is the best one might expect. All around one sees other, normal people operating according to sound logic achieving anticipated outcomes. They may be dreadful heathen outcomes, the norm in Norway: 1. I would like to trollop with a Russian sailor. .2. Find Russian sailor. .3. (optional) Do you trollop?. .4. Objective attained

They could even be horrendous criminal outcomes—Chemical Ali for example: 1. I would like to murder 100,000 Kurds. .2. Obtain nerve gas. .3. Launch bomb. .4. Objective attained

The people may be normal only by some deranged standard but the principle remains. What they expect to happen is what happens and their mental state survives intact.

When the principles of SCENE or EMO are applied, however: 1. I would like to look really cool. .2. Buy scalpel. .3. Plunge into occiput. .4. Blood sprays everywhere, ambulance arrives, transfer to ICU, may or may not survive..

The examples I've suggested are not in any way Christian. Christians do not trollop. Christians do not emulate koranic principles in planned al-Anfal genocides. And obviously Christians do not EMO.

no wonder his mental state became worse.

..which is about where we came in.

Perhaps the hipster agenda is focused on things like self mutilation and harlotry, I have no idea not being a goth myself, but by their fruits ye shall know them and where such evil outcome are the fruit we know the corruption of the tree. Being in a new country is not depressing, it is very exciting. Not knowing one's way around is the opportunity to learn one's way around and the first step taken in an unfamiliar land is more vital than anything in my experience. Living without it would be like living without air. From the historical record:

Mark 16:9-16 KJV context Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils. And she went and told them that had been with him, as they mourned and wept. And they, when they had heard that he was alive, and had been seen of her, believed not. After that he appeared in another form unto two of them, as they walked, and went into the country. And they went and told it unto the residue: neither believed they them. Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen. And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Christians choose Jesus.

Matthew 7:16-20 KJV Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

[Didymus Much]

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...MY USERNAME IS AN MCR REFERENCE...

They covered JCM?

When I was a young boy
Said put away those young boy ways
Now that I'm gettin' older
So much older
I long for those young boy days
With a girl like you
With a girl like you
Lord knows there are things we can do, baby
Just me and you
Come on and make it hurt

Hurt so good...

[Des]

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CRISTIANS PISS ME OFF.

And you piss Jesus off. The only difference here is that you'll go to hell. We won't.

MCR SAVED MY LIFE AND IM AN AITHIEST.

That's nice to know, but that is sort of their job, isn't it? MCRsafety specializes in protective wear after all.

The second part is irrelevant. Safety goggles work regardless of religious preference. Though in the end it is really God that protects you,

God ain't real.

Any proof of that? No, of course not. You're just an ignorant death metal emu with vocal diarrhea.

MY USERNAME IS AN MCR REFERENCE.

No, your username has nothing at all to do with MCRsafety, but even if it did, so what? More diarrhea. Open mouth, disengage brain.


I'll be praying for God to remove the demon of retardation from your rectum.

Glory!

[Wheniwasayoungboy]

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One of our members posted a video by Emo band My Chemical Romance, titled "Welcome to the Black Parade". Well, I thought it would be a jazzy little New Orleans style number, with plenty of brass instruments and dancing Negroes. I was wrong.

Instead, it's a bizarre death cult video, in which the band members use subliminal imagery to assert that their Emo death cult is actually OK with Jesus!

Observe what I saw on the guitarist's shoulder at 2:16 in the video!

CRISTIANS PISS ME OFF. MCR SAVED MY LIFE AND IM AN AITHIEST. God ain't real. MY USERNAME IS AN MCR REFERENCE. THAT VIDEO WAS NOT WHAT U THINK IT IS. THEY ARE NOT JUST A BAND. -THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

[MitzaLizalor]

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Here's someone else who had a “Romance” with chemicals..

[Des]

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Alternative-rock. Not as an "alternative to something". Just that. Alternative as in music. There is such thing.

Alternative as in music. So, alternative to not music. I see. Rather unimaginative of them, but I see.

He was born in Sweden, and never was into sports. Well, the metal scene accepted him for who he was. Metalheads and Scene kids are two different styles. They're not the same. Don't get them mixed up. He didn't whine about it actually. He was actually pretty open about his interests, especially him cutting himself. He wanted to see people's reactions to his blood and whatnot.

I know who the Mexican kickball star and sissy suicidal emo Goth Pele is. One of his whiny, talentless peers talked him into sucking a shotgun shell, then another sissy, talentless, God hating church burner killed that sissy. Typical crybaby emo Goths, the lot of them.

[BethWilson]

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'alternative' cannot be a genre unless it is an alternative to something. So, what is it supposed to be an alternative to? Country? Jazz? Polka? Alternative to what?

Likewise, saying 'pop-punk' is nonsensical. I can only guess you have confused a musical genre with the novelty snack Pop Rocks.


As for Pele, he was born in Brazil, Mexico, and is considered to be the greatest gay kickball player ever. It comes as little surprise then that he got into the Death Metal Emu scene. I would whine and want to kill myself too if I were too much of a sissy-boy to play real football.

Alternative-rock. Not as an "alternative to something". Just that. Alternative as in music. There is such thing.

Well, it exists. :/ Thats how music is categorized.

He was born in Sweden, and never was into sports. Well, the metal scene accepted him for who he was. Metalheads and Scene kids are two different styles. They're not the same. Don't get them mixed up. He didn't whine about it actually. He was actually pretty open about his interests, especially him cutting himself. He wanted to see people's reactions to his blood and whatnot. Uh-huh. Yeah, throwing a knife at someone is veeeeerrrrryyyy sissy. Yes, he threw knives into the crowd at concerts to get rid of posers.

Oh, also before he moved to Norway he actually seems much more happier in pictures that we see him in when he's in Sweden. But in Norway, his depression grew worse. Heh, I would too. Not having money, food, a person who makes feel like crap and encourages you to keep cutting/kill yourself, not really having anywhere to go. He lived pretty much in the middle of nowhere for f*ck sake. Not knowing your way around in a whole new different country...its no wonder his mental state became worse.

[Alexx]

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Careful now, young lady. I've been following your posts carefully, and you are already skating on satan's thin ice what with your comic book reading and your fascination with the demonic Dr Who.

If you start palling up to a devil loving witch when Exodus 22:18 tells you how you should feel about them, well, from there it is just a tiny step into the depths of hell! Rebuke the foul demon consorter, before its too late!

I simply enjoy the show's plot and enjoy the art style in comic books. I see someone who God gave a gift to. The gift of creativity. There is nothing wrong with being creative is there? That's why I'm gay!

[Alexx]

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It's not a question of whether we know, it's whether we care.

I will have to hand it to you there, Joanna.