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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2356

    #1

    Godzilla is offensive

    Anyone else who is enraged by this new chink-made monster icon? First off, i am offended that they referring to a lizard monster as God, as in Godzilla. Second, i am deeply offended that these gook movies teaches American children the false theory of evolution and brainwashes them to care about the enviornment. What should we do about it? Ban Godzilla!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Godzilla is offensive


    The Japs have been selling this "game" for years. Despite my untiring efforts at bringing the Good News about Jesus to every slant country, they insist on spitting in Christ's loving face.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Philly Spunk
      Unsaved trash, sodomite
      • May 2013
      • 11

      #3
      Re: Godzilla is offensive

      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
      Ban Godzilla!
      Amen Brother.

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      • Alexandria Puckett
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2013
        • 256

        #4
        Re: Godzilla is offensive

        Hahah Oh my goodness. Well, this is unfortunate but....I just can't seem to stop laughing at the idea of a "god" lizard! That is fantastic! Horrible and sinful and basphemous, but fantastically entertaining. I used to watch godzilla as a kid, but actually thinking about the implications is just funny to me. Children who aren't good Christian babies can't possibly be aware of what the creators were trying to do! Unfortunately I doubt that something so old could actually get banned, but it's not very popular anymore, and luckily that means it could phase out any day. Praise Jesus! Lets pray for a hopefully speedier date that it is completely forgotten.
        But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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        • Pastor Ed Lowman
          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
          Always kind and loving
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 1838

          #5
          Re: Godzilla is offensive

          It's no accident that Satan starts out as a snake in Genesis and by Revelation is a DRAGON! And what exactly is Godzilla if not a type of dragon??? Must mean something.

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          • Old Man Hatchet
            Super Moderator
            Beloved Church Elder
            World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2084

            #6
            Re: Godzilla is offensive

            What really infuriates me is that he has an illegitimate son.



            He's a famous movie star. He's a role model, for crying out loud--yet he's spilling his seed with as much abandon as a Negro basketball player.

            Now, to be totally honest, Godzilla is a guilty pleasure for me. I mean, he destroys Japanese cities and stomps on Nips. You have to give him credit for that.

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            • Alexandria Puckett
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2013
              • 256

              #7
              Re: Godzilla is offensive

              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
              What really infuriates me is that he has an illegitimate son.



              He's a famous movie star. He's a role model, for crying out loud--yet he's spilling his seed with as much abandon as a Negro basketball player.

              Now, to be totally honest, Godzilla is a guilty pleasure for me. I mean, he destroys Japanese cities and stomps on Nips. You have to give him credit for that.
              Oh no, that's actually his nephew I believe. Not trying to say the series is less sinful, but the more you know, right?
              But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Godzilla is offensive

                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post

                Now, to be totally honest, Godzilla is a guilty pleasure for me. I mean, he destroys Japanese cities and stomps on Nips. You have to give him credit for that.
                Speaking of which, I wonder what ever became of that little jap demon Hitoshi. We haven't been pestered by him in a coon's age. Maybe he got stomped on by a monster like this one.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • My_Real_Truth
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 4

                  #9
                  Re: Godzilla is offensive

                  Is it not true that the the Bible says we are to love and respect all people?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Godzilla is offensive

                    Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
                    Is it not true that the the Bible says we are to love and respect all people?
                    Nope.

                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: Godzilla is offensive

                      Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
                      Is it not true that the the Bible says we are to love and respect all people?
                      No dear. This is not true.

                      If you read the Holy Bible, you'll find all kinds of wonderful and wise Truths(c) to guide you.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • My_Real_Truth
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 4

                        #12
                        Re: Godzilla is offensive

                        Well, actually the Bible does, in fact, say that. So, I do find it highly offensive that the original "post-er" called Asians "Chinks." I might as well tell a little bit about myself. I am Catholic, and as I'm sure I will very quickly hear, I am according to most of you, going to hell. I am a scientist as well, and that has never, in any way, conflicted with my religion. I have found Jesus, and he is with me always, and with everyone. He died for all. And comes to us now through Holy Eucharist.

                        You say you interpret the Bible literally, then you SHOULD take when Jesus himself says "This IS my body" literally. In addition, when he says "This IS my blood." He never said that it was "metaphorically my body and blood" he said it "IS."

                        I believe in the Holy, catholic, and apostolic church. We have gotten it right for the past 2000 years, I do not see any reason for it to change now. I am sorry that you all have broken away from the church that Christ himself instituted when he said "Peter you are the rock upon which I found my Church." Our clergy stem from this, and always will, as a result, be directly linked to Christ, God the Son, the second person of the Holy Trinity.

                        I pray that someday you will see the truth. God Bless you in the name of The Father, and of The Son, and of The Holy Spirit.


                        By the way, the universe IS 13.7 billion years old, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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                        • Old Man Hatchet
                          Super Moderator
                          Beloved Church Elder
                          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2084

                          #13
                          Re: Godzilla is offensive

                          Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                          Oh no, that's actually his nephew I believe. Not trying to say the series is less sinful, but the more you know, right?
                          The lad's name is Minilla. He is his son. I don't like anyone attempting to correct me. It's a foolish endeavor anyway, since I am never wrong. I expect a batch of molasses cookies as a form of apology and a gesture of your heartfelt shame.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Godzilla is offensive

                            Godzilla is a lot more than offensive. He'll freaking kill you dead.

                            God, however, can kill more people than godzilla can in a shorter time, plus kill godzilla on top of that.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Godzilla is offensive

                              Originally posted by My_Real_Truth View Post
                              I believe in the Holy, catholic, and apostolic church. We have gotten it right for the past 2000 years, I do not see any reason for it to change now. I am sorry that you all have broken away from the church that Christ himself instituted when he said "Peter you are the rock upon which I found my Church." Our clergy stem from this, and always will, as a result, be directly linked to Christ, God the Son, the second person of the Holy Trinity.
                              Mary-worshiping Catholicks are NOT Christians. Read about it HERE.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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