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  • My_Real_Truth
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    • Jun 2013
    • 4

    #16
    Re: Godzilla is offensive

    Hahaha, amusing.... you have edited my username and changed me to "God mocker" when I have done no such thing. I see this is a dictatorship. Anyways, you spelled "Catholic" wrong.

    Now, I am aware that the crusades and inquisition were extremely terrible, and I never claimed that The Church was without wrongdoing. It is made of humans, and "tis human to err." And, yes, there have been many terrible popes.

    Any who, to address a few issues on your page about Catholics, which the majority of is false.

    1.) Priests are forbidden to marry: False, the priests are married to the church. Without worldly matters to distract them, they can fully devote the entirety of their lives to God.

    2.)We worship Mary and the Saints: False, we ask them to pray to God for us because they are in heaven and are close to God.

    3.) We Worship Images and pictures: False, they are to remind us of who the people were and what they did. Thy were also used in medieval times to help educate people who could not read, about the Bible.

    4.)The bread and wine at Mass becomes the actual body and blood of Christ: True, and again, you neglect the scripture passages that say "This IS my body."

    Etc....

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    • Alexandria Puckett
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2013
      • 256

      #17
      Re: Godzilla is offensive

      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
      The lad's name is Minilla. He is his son. I don't like anyone attempting to correct me. It's a foolish endeavor anyway, since I am never wrong. I expect a batch of molasses cookies as a form of apology and a gesture of your heartfelt shame.
      Oh well I suppose I should take my own advice then! I could have sworn it was the other one, gadsomething. Gadzooks or something. Sincerely, I apologize, truly. I hope you forgive me. And molasses cookies sound delightful, I'll have to whip you up a batch asap!
      I'll go and have my husband take a look at me trying to undermine a man! He'll beat some sense into me!
      But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #18
        Re: Godzilla is offensive

        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        Well, actually the Bible does, in fact, say that.
        I'd be most interested in reading the chapter and verse in which I can read, "Christians must love and respect all people." I do so hope you aren't confusing a very oft-misunderstood message.

        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        So, I do find it highly offensive that the original "post-er" called Asians "Chinks." I might as well tell a little bit about myself. I am Catholic, and as I'm sure I will very quickly hear, I am according to most of you, going to hell.
        No, that's silly! It's not according to us, but according to the Lord God Himself. You can read more about that HERE.



        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        I am a scientist as well, and that has never, in any way, conflicted with my religion.
        Then you're not paying attention.

        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        I have found Jesus,
        No, no you haven't found Jesus. You've fabricated a persona created from your own subjective moral consciousness. That's not the Biblical Jesus, dear. That's your own self projection.

        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        and he is with me always,
        In the same way any imaginary friend is with anyone, yes, your imaginary personified subjective consciousness is always with you.



        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        and with everyone. He died for all.
        Um, no again. Even your own church doesn't teach that. If you are interested in what God Himself says, you can read about that HERE .

        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        And comes to us now through Holy Eucharist.
        That cracker-fest isn't actually "holy," dear. It's rather pagan in origin.

        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        You say you interpret the Bible literally, then you SHOULD take when Jesus himself says "This IS my body" literally. In addition, when he says "This IS my blood." He never said that it was "metaphorically my body and blood" he said it "IS."
        If you read this section in context, you'll see that Jesus isn't talking about actual cannibalism. When Jesus said, “I am the bread of life” and “It is the Spirit who gives life; the flesh profits nothing. The words that I speak to you are spirit, and they are life” (John 6:48, 63), Jesus is saying that He is the bread of life, but He is also the Word (John 1:1). The bread that nourishes is the Word of God (Matthew 4:4), not a wafer somehow transformed into the flesh of Jesus. The idea that we have to go through a human ceremony to receive that spiritual nourishment is the type of belief Jesus came to abolish.

        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        I believe in the Holy, catholic, and apostolic church. We have gotten it right for the past 2000 years, I do not see any reason for it to change now.
        Your church is older than 2000 years. Its worship of Mary is none other than the recycling of the worship of the goddess Isis. Further, you should not mistake the brutal and systematic destruction of any populations advocating a difference of theological opinion from the bishops/rulers of Rome for "getting it right." It would be more accurate to say your church "eliminated the competition." You also might want to understand who the first True Christians™ really were.

        Originally posted by The_Real_Truth View Post
        I am sorry that you all have broken away from the church that Christ himself instituted when he said "Peter you are the rock upon which I found my Church." Our clergy stem from this, and always will, as a result, be directly linked to Christ, God the Son, the second person of the Holy Trinity.
        Silly boy, Jesus didn't start the cath-o-lick church.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Paragon of virtue
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2013
          • 547

          #19
          Re: Godzilla is offensive

          Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
          I could have sworn it was the other one, gadsomething. Gadzooks or something.
          Godzilla in live-action form is the means that Satan used to deceive simple-minded adults in the 1950s and beyond into accepting the Japanese as humans after their antics during WWII. Old Man Hatchet is indeed correct about Minilla as being the son of Godzilla in the live action films. Mr. Zilla appears to also have at least one other adopted son called, Godzilla Junior. Evil emissary of Satan and everything aside, I would respectfully disagree about Mr. Zilla being a dead-beat dad. He hangs out on Monster Island with Minilla and even adopted the other boy. Meanwhile...where are the mothers? I have no doubt that these skanks got pregnant and left their "baby's daddy" holding the egg! In any case, there is no doubt that Satan planned to market these 'kid-friendly' monsters to children.

          This leads to one Godzooky. You see, Satan wasn't reaching a wide enough audience through expensive films in the 1980s and he decided to pollute the airways of television with an animated adaptation. Godzooky, hopefully pictured below, has been identified as Godzilla's nephew or "cowardly cousin" depending on the source. It is in no way considered series cannon by the deceived, depraved, perverted Godzilla fans. Nor, are the abominable U.S. live action reboots....er, or so I've heard.

          I can not warn you strongly enough to keep kids away from Godzilla. It teaches them tolerance of inferior cultures and I for one had more than one impure thought about those little chink twins that the giant butterfly named Mothra kept around. It is also a window to other Jap friendly material such as anime and video games.
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          • Old Man Hatchet
            Super Moderator
            Beloved Church Elder
            World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2084

            #20
            Re: Godzilla is offensive

            Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
            Old Man Hatchet is indeed correct
            Superfluous, but I suppose it needed to be said.

            Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
            I would respectfully disagree about Mr. Zilla being a dead-beat dad.
            Firstly, I see what you're doing there. Calling the creature Mr. Zilla avoids the word "God." Unfortunately, it denotes respect. Interestingly, you failed to call me Mr. Hatchet. Do you have more respect for this repugnant beast than me? Regardless, I think calling him 'Zilla solves this problem rather nicely.

            Secondly, I never said 'Zilla was a deadbeat dad. I did compare him to a Negro basketball player--perhaps I'm guilty of superfluity here as well-by the manner in which he spills his seed, so I understand the mix-up. You do make a good point, though. It's worth noting that these monsters seem to be like Negroes in reverse--the fathers tend to the offspring and the mothers are nowhere to be found.

            Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post

            I can not warn you strongly enough to keep kids away from Godzilla. It teaches them tolerance of inferior cultures and I for one had more than one impure thought about those little chink twins that the giant butterfly named Mothra kept around. It is also a window to other Jap friendly material such as anime and video games.
            Sage words, apart from calling him "Godzilla." I did it myself in my original post, so let's just agree that henceforth he will be referred to as 'Zilla. I rather like you. I'm going to keep my eye on you, son.

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            • Shriekislove
              Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo Pervert
              • Jun 2013
              • 9

              #21
              Re: Godzilla is offensive

              Godzilla actually comes from the Japanese word Gojira which was a fusion of the words gorira and kujira which means gorilla and whale. It is just an unfortunate translation as is not means as blasphemy

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #22
                Re: Godzilla is offensive

                Originally posted by Shrekislove View Post
                Godzilla actually comes from the Japanese word Gojira which was a fusion of the words gorira and kujira which means gorilla and whale. It is just an unfortunate translation as is not means as blasphemy
                Please go to the introduction thread and tells us how you found Jesus.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Godzilla is offensive

                  Originally posted by Shriekislove View Post
                  Godzilla actually comes from the Japanese word Gojira which was a fusion of the words gorira and kujira which means gorilla and whale. It is just an unfortunate translation as is not means as blasphemy
                  There is no such thing as "accidental" blasphemy, you frozen swedish meatball. The slants named that monster specifically to enrage and offend God.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Paragon of virtue
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 547

                    #24
                    Re: Godzilla is offensive

                    Originally posted by Shriekislove View Post
                    ***zilla actually comes from the Japanese word Gojira
                    So, instead of purposely taking the good Lord's name in vain they are promoting Godless evolution and interspecies (code for Homergayness) instead? And you think that this is a good thing? Clinton should have never apologized for Hiroshima!

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                    • NukeWithG
                      Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo Pervert
                      • Jul 2013
                      • 3

                      #25
                      Re: Godzilla is offensive

                      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                      Anyone else who is enraged by this new chink-made monster icon? First off, i am offended that they referring to a lizard monster as God, as in Godzilla. Second, i am deeply offended that these gook movies teaches American children the false theory of evolution and brainwashes them to care about the enviornment. What should we do about it? Ban Godzilla!
                      Actually the original japanese name for godzilla literally translates to Gojira. I belive it's mix of the words whale and gorilla, so gojira means "whale-gorilla" (which does not make any sense since godzilla is neither of these things). It was the american publisher of the movie that changed the name to godzilla, because it was easier to say for american audiences than gojira.
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • Am_I_Enough?
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 1

                        #26
                        Re: Godzilla is offensive

                        To be fair, think of how many Godless heathens Gojira would have killed. In a way it's almost biblical. To have a giant lizard-like monster crushing everyone and destroying the city. Also he was created from an atomic bomb or something like that wasn't he? So perhaps you could see it that God himself was responsible for his creation and sent him to Japan (cause let's face it, don't we all hate those japs?) to teach them a lesson.
                        Remember the fallout from Hiroshima and the generations who got cancer? God just isn't finished yet.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Godzilla is offensive

                          Originally posted by Am_I_Enough? View Post
                          To be fair, think of how many Godless heathens Gojira would have killed. In a way it's almost biblical. To have a giant lizard-like monster crushing everyone and destroying the city. Also he was created from an atomic bomb or something like that wasn't he? So perhaps you could see it that God himself was responsible for his creation and sent him to Japan (cause let's face it, don't we all hate those japs?) to teach them a lesson.
                          Remember the fallout from Hiroshima and the generations who got cancer? God just isn't finished yet.
                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Bjorn Jensen
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 2356

                            #28
                            Re: Godzilla is offensive

                            Originally posted by Am_I_Enough? View Post
                            To be fair, think of how many Godless heathens Gojira would have killed. In a way it's almost biblical. To have a giant lizard-like monster crushing everyone and destroying the city. Also he was created from an atomic bomb or something like that wasn't he? So perhaps you could see it that God himself was responsible for his creation and sent him to Japan (cause let's face it, don't we all hate those japs?) to teach them a lesson.
                            Remember the fallout from Hiroshima and the generations who got cancer? God just isn't finished yet.
                            Ehhh, Godzilla isn't real, i don't believe in fairy tales. The existence of such a thing as Godzilla goes completely against the laws of nature and physics, and can therefore not be real.

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                            • H.P. Lovecraft
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 37

                              #29
                              Re: Godzilla is offensive

                              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                              Anyone else who is enraged by this new chink-made monster icon? First off, i am offended that they referring to a lizard monster as God, as in Godzilla. Second, i am deeply offended that these gook movies teaches American children the false theory of evolution and brainwashes them to care about the enviornment. What should we do about it? Ban Godzilla!
                              Ban anything that you don't like. To hell with free will!

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                              • Donovan A. Mordecai
                                True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 763

                                #30
                                Re: Godzilla is offensive

                                Originally posted by H.P. Lovecraft View Post
                                Ban anything that you don't like. To hell with free will!

                                Obviously you have not read the OT

                                You would see very clearly what God wants

                                Leviticus 24:16-17


                                16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
                                17 And he that killeth any man shall surely be put to death.


                                I neither see a problem, nor a need to get sassy and huffy


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                                Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                                Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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