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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Vapelife View Post
    as a Christian I'm going to say you are stupid.you would rather have people smoke cigarettes and get cancer than vape I think you're going to go to hell for posting pictures of some guy indoorsmokers without his permission. I'm a Christian and I vape all day and night even in my church
    Friend, a real Christian would never call a True Christian(tm) stupid. That is akin to being blasphemous and denying the reality of Jesus.
    God gave us tobacco and He wants us to consume it.
    'Vaping' as you kids call it is unnatural and the work of the Devil. You might as well stick your tongue in an electrical socket if you need a recharge.
    You know, when God rips your soul from your body on Judgment Day(r), he will send you to Hell for your disrespectful ways and failure to follow His Magnificent =Word as is written in the KJV Holy Bible.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Vapelife View Post
    as a Christian snip
    Liar.



    At least start with some truth.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Vapidlife
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    as a Christian I'm going to say you are stupid.you would rather have people smoke cigarettes and get cancer than vape I think you're going to go to hell for posting pictures of some guy indoorsmokers without his permission. I'm a Christian and I vape all day and night even in my church





    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Really Friend? Have you learned nothing at all from this thread? Do you think we just warn you for the heck of it.

    WATCH THIS!

    One of the vapor leaders, who calls himself IndoorSmokers, just came out of the closet and ADMITTED he worships the beast himself.

    Yes, this person admits to loving drink, sex, drugs, rockenroll, magic tricks (Acts 8:9 But there was a certain man, called Simon, which beforetime in the same city used sorcery, and bewitched the people of Samaria, giving out that himself was some great one!) And now the devil himself!

    Don't believe me? Have a look at this:

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    The full video where he makes fun of us, and of all Upstanding Christians™, can be seen here. WARNING: MAY DAMAGE YOUR FAITH IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH!



    Note how most commenters/fellow vipers agree with him and thus worship Satan too! (as if we needed that to be proven )

    So, it's fair to say that he will end up being vaporized by Satan himself, and sodomized with an E-Huge topped with a broken Aspire Nautilus by his minions, 24/7 (not Seven/22 )once his stay on this earth is over. And we will be sitting in Heaven, at Jesus' right hand , with a cold beer (REAL BEER, NOT THE WEED BREW THIS DEVILISH VAPER IS CONSUMING), watching him squirm in agony. PRAISE!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by kritikal View Post
    Gasp! "Wide-Open"? What's ***removed disgusting insults about fornication*** Satan.

    Besides, Wide-Open ***removed vile sexual reference*** you wear glasses, does this not mean that you cannot approach the alter (Lev. 20:21) and thus you cannot approach Heaven? Surely you will burn in hell for your diabolical eye sight?

    God has always been associated with clouds, especially when he appeared to man. Clouds are formed from vapour, so who are you to call the substance of divinity something weak and attached to the devil?

    The devil runs deep within your veins and he has fooled you in to believing you are on the path to righteousness, but your path is dark and twisted. You should fear god, because his judgment on you will be swift and just, plummeting you in to the fiery inferno of hell where you can finally receive ***removed more disgusting insults about fornication*** you've been craving your entire life.
    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • chris_morss
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    Gasp! "Wide-Open"? What's ***removed disgusting insults about fornication*** Satan.

    Besides, Wide-Open ***removed vile sexual reference*** you wear glasses, does this not mean that you cannot approach the alter (Lev. 20:21) and thus you cannot approach Heaven? Surely you will burn in hell for your diabolical eye sight?

    God has always been associated with clouds, especially when he appeared to man. Clouds are formed from vapour, so who are you to call the substance of divinity something weak and attached to the devil?

    The devil runs deep within your veins and he has fooled you in to believing you are on the path to righteousness, but your path is dark and twisted. You should fear god, because his judgment on you will be swift and just, plummeting you in to the fiery inferno of hell where you can finally receive ***removed more disgusting insults about fornication*** you've been craving your entire life.
    Last edited by Elmer G. White; 09-27-2014, 04:39 AM. Reason: Removed potty, childish tantrum language

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by stevie leclair View Post
    irrational and unrelated like homosexuality and autism. That is the funniest thing i've ever read. We need to send you nuts over to syria and let you scrap it out with isis and then take out the winner. One group of retards fighting another retarded group about fairy tale books written thousands of years ago. Your theories and hatred are dangerous because you pray on the ignorant to believe in this garbage as well. The bible is toilet paper or rolling paper and that's really all its good for. I know you are afraid and need this cope with life and death but why so much hatred to cover your fears? Just live life to the fullest and enjoy it because you, just like me, hitler, the pope and everyone else will rot in the same soil sooner or later. Good luck on your journeys and please keep your fairy tales and hatred to yourself. Peace
    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • stevie leclair
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    irrational and unrelated like homosexuality and autism. That is the funniest thing i've ever read. We need to send you nuts over to syria and let you scrap it out with isis and then take out the winner. One group of retards fighting another retarded group about fairy tale books written thousands of years ago. Your theories and hatred are dangerous because you pray on the ignorant to believe in this garbage as well. The bible is toilet paper or rolling paper and that's really all its good for. I know you are afraid and need this cope with life and death but why so much hatred to cover your fears? Just live life to the fullest and enjoy it because you, just like me, hitler, the pope and everyone else will rot in the same soil sooner or later. Good luck on your journeys and please keep your fairy tales and hatred to yourself. Peace

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    So, because I refuse to sexualize a long-standing member of the church I'm queer?



    Son, you've got the retard BAD.

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  • Brother of satan
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    They're rational, and related.

    James 1:26

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Brother of satan
    Oh, I got a name, tag, and location change, and a medal from Mr. Smith... I guess he can't see them, and therefore is still homosexual.
    That's some.... interesting cause and effect you've got there, friend. Do you routinely make irrational connections between two completely unrelated facts and events, or only with regard to sex?

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  • Brother of satan
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    I can't see what you're talking about and I have never been a homosexual.
    Yes Mary, but you're a self proclaimed Gusher, your special.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by Brother of satan View Post
    You're a homosexual if you can't see them.
    I can't see what you're talking about and I have never been a homosexual.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Brother of satan View Post
    Intro thread, where's that? I have searched my name, but am unable to locate such a thread.
    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • Brother of satan
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Friend, I haven't been queer since I found Jesus and let Him come into my life.



    Still working on that intro thread?
    So I take your reply as "Yes, I see them too!"


    Intro thread, where's that? I have searched my name, but am unable to locate such a thread.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Brother of View Post
    Apologies Mr. Smyth,

    I am Brother Of, I've been a member before my life began.

    Now in this pic of her, there are two peculiarly placed dark spots, exactly where the good lord gave protrusions from the upper torso area to feed thy babies.

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    You're a homosexual if you can't see them.
    Friend, I haven't been queer since I found Jesus and let Him come into my life.



    Still working on that intro thread?

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