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  • John Allen
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2014
    • 143

    #1

    Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

    My dear brothers and sisters in Christ,

    It has come to my notice there is a new craze going on the Internet. It is known as creepypastas. They are stories about demon like beings that stalk and kill innocent people. Now, many people write stories about them, and they even promote SODOMY. There are many pictures of them topless, which I may include if I am allowed. But it gets worse! Those beings make girls FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. Yes, you heard it. If your own daughter uses the internet she may be possesed by those evil stories. Many teenagers like reading about them, hinting that creepypastas may cause SADISM, as these creepypastas kill people in very gruesome ways. AND PEOPLE SEEM TO WORSHIP THEM. 1 Timothy 4:1 I will talk about the most noteworthy.

    SLENDERMAN

    This... thing is rather hard to understand. It is very pale, thin (slender) and tall, can sprout extra arms, which are long, long legs that can adjust their height, and tendrils sprouting from its back. It wears a suit with a black or red tie. First, it can apparently cause illness and other things to you, it follows you... Then... It rapes CHILDREN OF ANY GENDER :O SODOMY! What God says about sodomy: Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7 This is blasphemy! Not to mention they are children Then he apparently guts them, puts their organs in plastic bags and hangs their empty corpses on a tree. AND GIRLS STILL LOVE HIM. Does that NOT sound demonic to you?!

    JEFF THE KILLER

    That is apparently a teenager that got possesed and went insane or something, and killed his "bullies" and his family, then started creeping on people while they sleep and murdered them. His catchphrase is "Go to Sleep". He seems to be the most loved by girls, so he may be the leader of all this. He has a female variation known as Jane the Killer, she hates Jeff. But noooooooo, she kills people imagining they are Jeff, some sort of schizo, you see.

    EYELESS JACK

    It is blue, it wears a black hoodie, it has no eyes with black liquid oozing out of where they were supposed to be, and it eats kidneys. It creeps in the peoples' backyards, climbs in their house, cuts them up with a scalpel, and takes a picture of himself eating the liver and leaves it somewhere in the house. There seems to be no backstory about him, so it must be a demon. And yes, girls do love it.



    BEWARE!!!

    For those that have daughters, your daughter might be possesed by these monstrous beings. And even if you are blessed with boys, watch out! Look through their computers for any sign they may be worshipping the creepypastas. If they are, immediately suspend their computers and punish them like this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=94599
    Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

    Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
  • Attila's Wife
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2013
    • 1941

    #2
    Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

    Is this part of some plan by the evil Pastafarians to infect our children with their tinned spaghetti and Jarmaican voodoo regga dancing? Thank you, John Allen. I will cut & paste this warning and send it to everyone in my email address book!

    YiC
    AW
    2 Timothy 3:16

    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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    • John Allen
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      • Feb 2014
      • 143

      #3
      Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

      You are welcome. And yes, it appears some pastafarian with their stupid spaghetti cult thought this up...
      Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

      Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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      • John Allen
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        Forum Member
        • Feb 2014
        • 143

        #4
        Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

        UPDATE

        There is a creepypasta site, full of those evil stories! Access at your own risk!

        ***Heathen link removed to protect children***
        Last edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 03-02-2014, 11:34 AM.
        Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

        Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22355

          #5
          Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

          Originally posted by John Allen View Post
          UPDATE

          There is a creepypasta site, full of those evil stories! Access at your own risk!

          ***Heathen link removed to protect children***
          Thank you for bringing this horror to our attention. I was not at all surprised that Disney's Mickey Mouse was behind this soul destroying abomination.

          Ever since Obama has been in office, Disney has gotten worse and worse. I am certain once Sarah Palin becomes our president and implements Biblical law in America Disney, and all of their "creepypasta" disasters will be kicked out of America!

          It can be no coincidence that Jo Freddie is once again polluting our forum with his presence now that you have warned us for the severe dangers of pasta!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • John Allen
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            • Feb 2014
            • 143

            #6
            Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

            Yes, there are is indeed a peculiar amount of stories about Mickey Mouse floating around that place... And after looking a bit into it, I found more information but... Some stories that involve God too. I think I don't want to lurk around there any longer, I am afraid there are evil forces in that site. Any other information posted here will be from other sites. Said creepypasta tries to convince people that God has abandoned us! And yes, once Sarah Palin gets elected, every abomination will be gone from America, we can trust no liberal like Obama to bring change for the better! It just keeps getting worse and worse as he is president!
            Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

            Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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            • John Allen
              Forum Member
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              • Feb 2014
              • 143

              #7
              Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

              UPDATE

              I have found several now. Let me explain them to you one by one.

              THE RAKE

              This thing seems to be a humanoid being, that usually is on all fours, it has no hair, it is very wrinkly, very skinny, and with blank eyes. It makes strange noises and stalks people in their sleep or in forests. The way it kills them is horrifying. Since is has really big claws, IT CLAWS PEOPLE OPEN. Yes. No backstory, so it is a demon.

              666, THE POSSESSED YOUTUBE CHANNEL

              We all know the evil Youtube channel, crawling with every kind of sinful videos. This one channel is actually true, I checked it, ITS NAME WAS 666, IT BELONGED TO A SATANIST. They terminated it though. What is supposed to happen is you go on there and refresh, all the videos' tags became 666, then the background stated depicting evil monsters and evil videos popped up. I think this is a satanic ploy to make our children worship the Devil!

              BEN DROWNED

              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=47447 Read the thread on here. This one is the most obvious demonic being I have seen yet. The story about it is too long to waste my research time, but it is about an evil spirit that enters that already evil game and possesses you or kills you. I doupt it is true, but all those stories influence children very negatively. Yes, another character teenage girls love. BEWARE!

              MICKEY MOUSE HAUNTED VIDEO

              I will not say the actual name of it. We all know the evil disney, corrupting our kids. But this is far worse! It shows Mickey walking with a normal expression down a street, fades to black, white noise, then it goes back, then thereis a gurgled cry or something, then bloodcurling screams, Mickey becomes terribly distorted and the background starts becoming floating rubble and the sidewalks warp. Then a face of Mickey pops up with distorted music playing, and a piece of Russian (what a surprise...) text saying "the sights of Hell bring its viewers back in". The video is supposed to make you commit suicide. This one may not work, but that sights of Hell just has something to it. I suspect those Disney people made the video to possess our children. Be extra wary with this one.

              POKEMON CREEPYPASTAS

              There is a vast collection of them. Those Japs made pokemon (pocket monsters, demons) to turn our children evil. One game has a music that causes various side effects, including possession. IF YOU EVER FIND OUT YOUR CHILDREN LIKE POKEMON PUNISH THEM. IF THEY HAVE HEARD THE LAVENDER TOWN THEME, BURN THE COMPUTER AND THROW ITS REMAINS IN A FLOWING RIVER, THEN PUNISH THEM EVEN MORE.

              BLASPHEMOUS STORY

              One of them goes like this. Some Russian scientists (no surprise, again...) thought they could make someone talk to God if they took away all five of someone's senses. Some possessed old man accepted to be part of the experiment. He started going mad, having delusions. Then after a few days, he started destroying his own body. Then he said God has abandoned us. Obvious atheist/satanist ploy to make our children believe God has abadoned us and turn them into sinners. Protect your children!

              That is it for now. If I can at some point, I will merge all these posts together.
              Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

              Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14217

                #8
                Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

                "Smile.jpg" almost had me vomiting. They say it comes leering into your dream and then you get hydatids of the operating system (godless)(plural) none of which, fortunately, I run. After that it jumps species and all your friends get it too.

                What could be more revolting?

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                • John Allen
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                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2014
                  • 143

                  #9
                  Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

                  Ewww... I just looked it up. I will be adding it in soon. Disgusting! And apparently, it all comes from a certain 4chan that deserves a seperate thread to discuss.
                  Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

                  Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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                  • FreeFromBrains
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                    • May 2012
                    • 389

                    #10
                    Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

                    Originally posted by John Allen View Post
                    Ewww... I just looked it up. I will be adding it in soon. Disgusting! And apparently, it all comes from a certain 4chan that deserves a seperate thread to discuss.
                    Do you enjoy talking to yourself?

                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

                      Originally posted by John Allen View Post
                      it all comes from a certain 4chan that deserves a seperate thread to discuss.
                      No, please.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • John Allen
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                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2014
                        • 143

                        #12
                        Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

                        Oh? Ok, I am glad you posted before I got into it. I kind of understand why...

                        Wait a minute, who are you FreeFromBrains dude? Great, another Godless idiot acting like a chimpanzee escaped the zoo...
                        Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

                        Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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                        • GeorgeMcGee
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Apr 2014
                          • 2

                          #13
                          Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

                          Do not feel threatened by this alien obtrusion. A life of sin is what ye have been living. Keep the breadsticks warm, and also Might I Add that there is an increasing number of brown cats joining this site, they should be banned for insubordination. MAKE ME YOUR GOD!!! just kidding brothers and sisters, i come in peace and to also put creepy macaroni back into its place in helllllllllllllllll, sir. I have found that terrorists have actually planted creep pastas as a scare tactic to make our children afraid of the dark and ice cream men. we must rally against such foes and bring its demise evident. Cheese is made of the following:
                          Bacon, children, and lollypops, I rest my case, fine gentlemen of the baptist community.

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                          • mainquestforgod
                            Unsaved trash, suspected abo gypsy
                            • Apr 2014
                            • 51

                            #14
                            Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

                            I have one question these are demons who are what they are nobody can find their remains but what if these demons are real.
                            2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.

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                            • Mary Thompson
                              True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 653

                              #15
                              Re: Creepypastas- Demons from hell corrupt teenagers

                              Originally posted by GeorgeMcGee View Post
                              Do not feel threatened by this alien obtrusion. A life of sin is what ye have been living. Keep the breadsticks warm, and also Might I Add that there is an increasing number of brown cats joining this site, they should be banned for insubordination. MAKE ME YOUR GOD!!! just kidding brothers and sisters, i come in peace and to also put creepy macaroni back into its place in helllllllllllllllll, sir. I have found that terrorists have actually planted creep pastas as a scare tactic to make our children afraid of the dark and ice cream men. we must rally against such foes and bring its demise evident. Cheese is made of the following:
                              Bacon, children, and lollypops, I rest my case, fine gentlemen of the baptist community.
                              Originally posted by mainquestforgod View Post
                              I have one question these are demons who are what they are nobody can find their remains but what if these demons are real.
                              May the infractions placed upon your Heathen souls by caring True Christians teach you not to go Yappity Yap Yap Yappity
                              Thinking of Abortion?
                              That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                              Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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