The Legend of Zelda

[Zordiana]

Recently, my children have been buying those so called Video Games, and my son have bought a game where you fight monsters [Satanic monsters] and must rescue a Princess called Zelda. (That is what i found after researching the game.)

However, this game has been attracting my son more and more everyday that he became 'addicted' to it.

What should i do ? Should i burn the game ? Or burn in Hell ?

[GoldenBible]

Re: The Legend of Zelda

Recently, my children have
What should i do ? Should i burn the game ? Or burn in Hell ?

Burn the games before it's too late.

[Higgins]

Re: The Legend of Zelda

You need to burn the game immediately, after all the game, I am told, has a fairy who flies around you saying "Hey Listen" in a very high pitched voice. Everyone knows that Fairyfolk are trying to lead people to Stan. Clearly this video game is an attempt to get your son to "listen" to the Satanic Fairy and subsequently listen to Satan. If you care for your son's immortal soul you will burn the game.

[JediKnight]

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Everyone knows that Fairyfolk are trying to lead people to Stan.

Whose Stan and why is he so bad?

[Higgins]

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Whose Stan and why is he so bad?

Meant "Satan" but accidentally typed "Stan".

[Titus Templeton]

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Zelda is a weird game. It makes childs gay!
But the worst games are called "world war 2 shooter" where you fire on godly germans. This games send you to hell for sure.

[twocalmcows]

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Oh you Christians and your foolish conspiracies! I love it! Never quit hating on the world and looking down on people in the name God!!

[Higgins]

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Oh you Christians and your foolish conspiracies! I love it! Never quit hating on the world and looking down on people in the name God!!

If you can prove to me using scripture that playing "The Legend of Zelda" does not damn people to Hell, I am all ears.

[JediKnight]

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If you can prove to me using scripture that playing "The Legend of Zelda" does not damn people to Hell, I am all ears.

If you can prove that using the scripture that playing said game - damns people to hell. Then I think he'd have a reason to counter your arguement.

[Titus Templeton]

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That witch music must be made in hell

[Zordiana]

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You guys didn't realize this whole thing is a joke right ?

God, it's just a GAME. Made to ENTERTAIN CHILDREN.

Not send them and their parent to hell, cause i know thats what you guys are going to say.

[ARCEUS IS REAL]

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You're insinuating that flutes and bells are satanic.

Do you realise how stupid that sounds?

[twocalmcows]

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If you can prove to me using scripture that playing "The Legend of Zelda" does not damn people to Hell, I am all ears.

That is the biggest fallacy of false acquisition I've ever heard. Just think about what you just said..

[Bobby-Joe]

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You guys didn't realize this whole thing is a joke right ?

God, it's just a GAME. Made to ENTERTAIN CHILDREN.

Not send them and their parent to hell, cause i know thats what you guys are going to say.

Listen stupid. Landover Baptist is about Christianity. It is not for a few cheep and silly jokes about some video game. Look around the forum. I alone have over 1,000 posts; does that sound like a "few jokes" to you?

[Higgins]

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If you can prove that using the scripture that playing said game - damns people to hell. Then I think he'd have a reason to counter your arguement.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchangter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Consulting with familiar spirits is a form of witchcraft! Fairies are familiar spirits by definition. Consulting with them, even in electronic form, damns children to Hell.