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The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
The liberals are LYING about torture!
Anti-American liberals have created the false notion that torture is wrong! They ignore the fact that Bush's torture program has kept America terrorist free since 2001! They ignore the fact that Jesus Himself showed us that being tortured to death is a good and honorable thing to do. That we can go to Heaven is the direct result of Jesus being tortured to death! And they ignore the fact that torture is the only way we can keep our children out of Hell! Lying liberals, why am I not surprised.
Torture is the ONLY way to keep your child from going to Hell!
The Holy Bible is crystal clear on this subject: "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell" (Proverbs 23:13-14). False Christians will try to twist the Bible by saying you should ignore parts of the Bible or not take them literally. Those false Christians are lying! James 2:10 teaches us we have to obey the entire Bible. Deuteronomy 4:2 and Revelation 22:18-19 teach us we are not allowed to alter the Bible in any way. So there is no way around this, torture is the only way we can keep our children out of Hell!
There is a lot of misinformation on the issue of torturing children for Christ. Hellbound liberals like Michael and Debi Pearl introduce nonsensical concepts in their parenting disaster of a book called "To Train Up a Child" that do not belong in a Godly Christian household. Michael Pearl even allows his wife to yap on the internet about how children should be happy and have fun. Every Christian knows a happy child is a Hell bound child! So please burn these nonsensical books, use an internet filter that blocks sites like nogreaterjoy.org and use the only book that matters: The Holy Bible!
Michael and Debi Pearl will stop laughing once they burn in Hell:
Torture method #1: Beatings.
The is no substitute for a decent Godly beating. The Bible mentions it explicitly over and over again for a reason (Proverbs 13:24, Proverbs 23:13-14, Proverbs 29:15). Unfortunately, over the years, left wing liberals have been making it harder and harder to save your child's soul. They introduced nonsensical concepts like political correctness and child abuse. Completely ignoring the fact that the real child abuse would be to not beat the child. Guided by Satan these America hating communists try to prevent Christian parents from following Biblical rules resulting in eternal damnation for these poor innocent children. Although liberals often pretend to be retarded idiots, I am sure a few of them are going to demonstrate that with their responses to this article, even freedom hating liberals are fully aware that a decent Christian beating is a friendly cuddling compared to the horrors of burning in Hell for trillions and trillions of years. It's an inconvenient truth Obama voters gladly pretend doesn't exist. It's pure evil!
The best instrument to beat up your child in this day and age is a 15-inch plastic tube, preferable in a cheerful color. This hurts a lot but leaves fewer marks which could alert the authorities. It's unfortunately that avoiding the authorities should even be an issue, but when Satan put Obama in office we all knew things like this would happen. The cheerful color will make sure the child knows you are torturing it out of love, Christian love.
It's extremely important to keep beating the child until the child is without breath to complain. As long as the child protests, screams or cries in response to a beating, the beating is not yet completed. A beating should only end when the child is completely silent. Only that way will you teach your child to be silent and totally obedient as required by Ephesians 6:1.
For swatting babies a 12-inch willowy branch, thinner plastic tubing or a wooden spoon can be used. Obviously there are limitations to what you can teach a baby, a fact liberal terrorists always seem to ignore, but you should start with blanket training as soon as the child learns to crawl. For those ignorant on matters of child education, blanket training teaches the child to never leave the blanket you put it on. This saves money on liberal nonsense like a playpen and teaches the child to never disobey you as early as possible.
When the child becomes too large for the plastic tube, you can start using rulers, paddles, belts and larger tree branches. At this point the child will have learned to avoid the authorities to prevent the fires of Hell. Make sure to permanently damage their behinds so they always remember they are a disappointment to God whenever they sit down for a moment. Children shouldn't sit down anyway, as it only makes them lazy.
It's best to use tools to not hurt your hand:
Torture method #2: Humiliation.
Torture should target the body and the soul. After all, it's the soul we are trying to save. This might seem illogical, but it is important to not start humiliating the child too soon. E.g. it must first become aware that nakedness is shameful, before you start using nakedness to torture it. If you start sooner it will be less effective because the child gets used to it and it's soul will be hurt less by the torture. The best way to achieve this is to always have many people present when the child undresses itself to nakedness and gets a well deserved beating. It's best to always have your wife, all your other children, their spouses and your grandchildren watch while you beat up your child to maximize the effect.
Torture method #3: Starvation.
Food is a luxury that should be earned. Food should never be a given. Only if a child has been obedient and done it's chores, should it receive a minimal amount of food. As soon as you figure out which foods the child dislikes, that should the only food you give the child. You don't want to turn your child into a fried chicken eating sinner that steal elections and destroy America!
Torture method #4: Cold.
Cold water baths, putting children outside in cold weather and hosing off children who have potty training accidents are effective ways to get through to the disobedient child. Heat would be even more effective, but the Obama controlled authorities will prevent you from giving your children a preview of Hell, no matter how effective that would be. It's a shame we now live in a nation where Christians are prosecuted for doing their Godly duty.
This child will think twice before sinning again:
Torture method #5: Fear.
Fear is the most effective of all torture methods. The child should always be afraid it is going to suffer some well deserved beating. One of the things you should do is to wear the plastic tube you use to beat up the child around your neck as a constant reminder that they can be beaten up in an instant. It's also very effective to hang up a spare beating tube near their window so it is the last thing they see when they fall asleep and the first thing they see when they wake up. Fear is the most effective when it is constant.
It's important to also beat up the child at random moments, for example when they are asleep, and not only when it does something wrong. The random beatings are a reminder that we are all worthless sinners and that nothing we do is ever good enough for God (Romans 3:10). If the child asks for the reason of the beating, just explain that it has disappointed God. That way the child learns to live in fear of God for it's entire life as only constant fear of God can lead to salvation. My father beat the fear of God into my sinful body when I was a child and I am grateful to my father and to God for assuring my eternal stay in Heaven that way. This, and liberals always twist this into something horrible, is what parenting should be all about. Making sure your child fears God and will spend each and every second of his life to pleasing God, full well knowing nothing he does will ever be good enough for God. Only at God's mercy and forgiveness for our sins, will we ever go to Heaven. There is no other way.
Even if a child is completely spoiled by it's parents, it takes only three days to achieve the required level of fear. It takes two days of severe torture to break a child's anger. After that the child becomes too scared to get angry. On the third day the child will draw into a quiet shell and start obeying your every command. Three days is all it takes to save the child from eternal damnation by getting it to fear their father and most importantly, to fear God! The child will be grateful for all eternity when you are both in Heaven. A good thing to keep in mind if the child's well deserved suffering somehow bothers you.
You're never too young to fear God:
Torture method #6: Death.
There is no maximum age for torturing your children. You have to keep torturing your children until the day you die. My own father actually died while he was giving my brother, who also died, an extremely severe beating for masturbating. No doubt both of them are now in Heaven. You should, of course, never torture your child to death on purpose as the Bible clearly forbids this. But sometimes Jesus blesses the child by sending it to Heaven during a well deserved Godly beating. This is a beautiful thing that is unfortunately completely misrepresented by the Obama liberal media. They call Godly parents like Larry and Carri Williams "guilty of homicidal abuse of a child and first-degree assault" instead of praising them for doing their Godly duty. Lying liberals, why am I not surprised.
Mission accomplished, the child is in Heaven:
Larry and Carri Williams, innocent victims of the liberal media:
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