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Old 11-20-2013, 11:35 AM
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The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

The liberals are LYING about torture!
Anti-American liberals have created the false notion that torture is wrong! They ignore the fact that Bush's torture program has kept America terrorist free since 2001! They ignore the fact that Jesus Himself showed us that being tortured to death is a good and honorable thing to do. That we can go to Heaven is the direct result of Jesus being tortured to death! And they ignore the fact that torture is the only way we can keep our children out of Hell! Lying liberals, why am I not surprised.

Torture is the ONLY way to keep your child from going to Hell!
The Holy Bible is crystal clear on this subject: "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell" (Proverbs 23:13-14). False Christians will try to twist the Bible by saying you should ignore parts of the Bible or not take them literally. Those false Christians are lying! James 2:10 teaches us we have to obey the entire Bible. Deuteronomy 4:2 and Revelation 22:18-19 teach us we are not allowed to alter the Bible in any way. So there is no way around this, torture is the only way we can keep our children out of Hell!

There is a lot of misinformation on the issue of torturing children for Christ. Hellbound liberals like Michael and Debi Pearl introduce nonsensical concepts in their parenting disaster of a book called "To Train Up a Child" that do not belong in a Godly Christian household. Michael Pearl even allows his wife to yap on the internet about how children should be happy and have fun. Every Christian knows a happy child is a Hell bound child! So please burn these nonsensical books, use an internet filter that blocks sites like nogreaterjoy.org and use the only book that matters: The Holy Bible!

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Torture method #1: Beatings.
The is no substitute for a decent Godly beating. The Bible mentions it explicitly over and over again for a reason (Proverbs 13:24, Proverbs 23:13-14, Proverbs 29:15). Unfortunately, over the years, left wing liberals have been making it harder and harder to save your child's soul. They introduced nonsensical concepts like political correctness and child abuse. Completely ignoring the fact that the real child abuse would be to not beat the child. Guided by Satan these America hating communists try to prevent Christian parents from following Biblical rules resulting in eternal damnation for these poor innocent children. Although liberals often pretend to be retarded idiots, I am sure a few of them are going to demonstrate that with their responses to this article, even freedom hating liberals are fully aware that a decent Christian beating is a friendly cuddling compared to the horrors of burning in Hell for trillions and trillions of years. It's an inconvenient truth Obama voters gladly pretend doesn't exist. It's pure evil!

The best instrument to beat up your child in this day and age is a 15-inch plastic tube, preferable in a cheerful color. This hurts a lot but leaves fewer marks which could alert the authorities. It's unfortunately that avoiding the authorities should even be an issue, but when Satan put Obama in office we all knew things like this would happen. The cheerful color will make sure the child knows you are torturing it out of love, Christian love.

It's extremely important to keep beating the child until the child is without breath to complain. As long as the child protests, screams or cries in response to a beating, the beating is not yet completed. A beating should only end when the child is completely silent. Only that way will you teach your child to be silent and totally obedient as required by Ephesians 6:1.

For swatting babies a 12-inch willowy branch, thinner plastic tubing or a wooden spoon can be used. Obviously there are limitations to what you can teach a baby, a fact liberal terrorists always seem to ignore, but you should start with blanket training as soon as the child learns to crawl. For those ignorant on matters of child education, blanket training teaches the child to never leave the blanket you put it on. This saves money on liberal nonsense like a playpen and teaches the child to never disobey you as early as possible.

When the child becomes too large for the plastic tube, you can start using rulers, paddles, belts and larger tree branches. At this point the child will have learned to avoid the authorities to prevent the fires of Hell. Make sure to permanently damage their behinds so they always remember they are a disappointment to God whenever they sit down for a moment. Children shouldn't sit down anyway, as it only makes them lazy.

It's best to use tools to not hurt your hand:


Torture method #2: Humiliation.
Torture should target the body and the soul. After all, it's the soul we are trying to save. This might seem illogical, but it is important to not start humiliating the child too soon. E.g. it must first become aware that nakedness is shameful, before you start using nakedness to torture it. If you start sooner it will be less effective because the child gets used to it and it's soul will be hurt less by the torture. The best way to achieve this is to always have many people present when the child undresses itself to nakedness and gets a well deserved beating. It's best to always have your wife, all your other children, their spouses and your grandchildren watch while you beat up your child to maximize the effect.

Torture method #3: Starvation.
Food is a luxury that should be earned. Food should never be a given. Only if a child has been obedient and done it's chores, should it receive a minimal amount of food. As soon as you figure out which foods the child dislikes, that should the only food you give the child. You don't want to turn your child into a fried chicken eating sinner that steal elections and destroy America!

Torture method #4: Cold.
Cold water baths, putting children outside in cold weather and hosing off children who have potty training accidents are effective ways to get through to the disobedient child. Heat would be even more effective, but the Obama controlled authorities will prevent you from giving your children a preview of Hell, no matter how effective that would be. It's a shame we now live in a nation where Christians are prosecuted for doing their Godly duty.

This child will think twice before sinning again:


Torture method #5: Fear.
Fear is the most effective of all torture methods. The child should always be afraid it is going to suffer some well deserved beating. One of the things you should do is to wear the plastic tube you use to beat up the child around your neck as a constant reminder that they can be beaten up in an instant. It's also very effective to hang up a spare beating tube near their window so it is the last thing they see when they fall asleep and the first thing they see when they wake up. Fear is the most effective when it is constant.

It's important to also beat up the child at random moments, for example when they are asleep, and not only when it does something wrong. The random beatings are a reminder that we are all worthless sinners and that nothing we do is ever good enough for God (Romans 3:10). If the child asks for the reason of the beating, just explain that it has disappointed God. That way the child learns to live in fear of God for it's entire life as only constant fear of God can lead to salvation. My father beat the fear of God into my sinful body when I was a child and I am grateful to my father and to God for assuring my eternal stay in Heaven that way. This, and liberals always twist this into something horrible, is what parenting should be all about. Making sure your child fears God and will spend each and every second of his life to pleasing God, full well knowing nothing he does will ever be good enough for God. Only at God's mercy and forgiveness for our sins, will we ever go to Heaven. There is no other way.

Even if a child is completely spoiled by it's parents, it takes only three days to achieve the required level of fear. It takes two days of severe torture to break a child's anger. After that the child becomes too scared to get angry. On the third day the child will draw into a quiet shell and start obeying your every command. Three days is all it takes to save the child from eternal damnation by getting it to fear their father and most importantly, to fear God! The child will be grateful for all eternity when you are both in Heaven. A good thing to keep in mind if the child's well deserved suffering somehow bothers you.

You're never too young to fear God:


Torture method #6: Death.
There is no maximum age for torturing your children. You have to keep torturing your children until the day you die. My own father actually died while he was giving my brother, who also died, an extremely severe beating for masturbating. No doubt both of them are now in Heaven. You should, of course, never torture your child to death on purpose as the Bible clearly forbids this. But sometimes Jesus blesses the child by sending it to Heaven during a well deserved Godly beating. This is a beautiful thing that is unfortunately completely misrepresented by the Obama liberal media. They call Godly parents like Larry and Carri Williams "guilty of homicidal abuse of a child and first-degree assault" instead of praising them for doing their Godly duty. Lying liberals, why am I not surprised.

Mission accomplished, the child is in Heaven:


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Wonderfull guide, Cranky.

By the way, there is a wonderfull instrument to educate the teens invented by a True Christian™ and a American Sanford Baker called "tramp chair". Yes, I agree, the name needs more work, but, the device works wonders. And the best part, you can even build it in your own back yard or, because of those hippy liberals, can be build it on a wheeled platform to be moved around. Put your teen in that metal cage somewhere in the woods for a few days and there you go, a lesson and no marks what so ever for those darn liberals to notice.
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Great guide!
Cold is an underestimated tool in parenting, and I have good experience with cold showers, cold baths and putting children outside in cold weather in troubled situations.
Nakedness is also very handy when dealing with kids in their lower teens who got ADHD or Oppositional Defiant Disorder as a result of liberal parenting. Why drugging kids with Ritalin when the mere threat of nakedness in front of the class makes the kid behave. Nakedness is all natural - no side effects.
Nakedness might not work as good on boys as it does on girls, but forcing boys to wear girl's clothes in public have great results too.
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Nakedness might not work as good on boys as it does on girls, but forcing boys to wear girl's clothes in public have great results too.
That one should not be overused on boys though, you do not wan't to produce a crossdresser.
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That one should not be overused on boys though, you do not wan't to produce a crossdresser.
Agreed. As soon as the child seems to like it, you know you should never do it again.
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Agreed. As soon as the child seems to like it, you know you should never do it again.
True, the parent or teacher needs to pay close attention and swiftly switch strategy if the humiliation shows inappropriate result. Voluntary cross-dressing in guys is also a symptom of lead deficiency.
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Thank you for this guidance, Brother.

I only wish I had had this clear pathway to Biblical chastisement laid out to me earlier. My children were so much harder to beat into submission when I saw the light and stopped being a limp wristed Catholic.

Had I begun beating them properly when they were ten months old instead of ten years old they would have knuckled under much sooner, I'm sure. As it is, I've not heard from Jack for a good few months since he moved to Germany to witness to the Turkish immigrants. I'm sure he and his good friend Tarquin are fine. They are such close companions they have each other's backs - in fact this became a standing joke with them. "Don't worry, Dad, Tarquin always covers my back and I cover his." And then they laughed and laughed... I never really understood why that was so funny.

Anyway, I'm all for starting young with them so they don't learn to talk back to you and wear out your whacking arm.
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Waterboarding has always been my preferred form of parenting
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The liberals are LYING about torture!
Anti-American liberal feminazi Obamacare worshipping Disney communists have created the false notion that torture is wrong! They ignore the fact that Bush's torture program has kept America terrorist free since 2001!
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2001 September 18 - November: 2001 anthrax attacks. Letters tainted with anthrax kill five across the U.S., with politicians and media officials as the apparent targets. On July 31, 2008 Bruce E. Ivins a top biodefense researcher committed suicide.[39] On August 6, 2008, the FBI concluded that Ivins was solely responsible for the attacks, and suggested that Ivins wanted to bolster support for a vaccine he helped create and that he targeted two lawmakers because they were Catholics who held pro-choice views.[40] However, subsequent evaluations have found that the FBI's investigation failed to provide any direct evidence linking Ivins to the mailings.[41]
2002 July 4: 2002 Los Angeles Airport shooting Hesham Mohamed Hadayet, a 41-year-old Egyptian national, kills two Israelis and wounds four others at the El Al ticket counter at Los Angeles International Airport.[42] The FBI concluded this was terrorism, though they did not find evidence linking Hadayet to a terrorist group.[43]
October 2002 Beltway sniper attacks: During three weeks in October 2002, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo killed 10 people and critically injured 3 others in Washington D.C., Baltimore, and Virginia. The pair were also suspected of earlier shootings in Maryland, Alabama, Arizona, Georgia, Louisiana, and Washington state.[44] No motivation was given at the trial, but evidence presented showed an affinity to the cause of the Islamic jihad.
2003 Ohio highway sniper attacks A series of over 24 sniper attacks concentrated along the Cap-City Beltway I-270 in the Columbus Metropolitan Area causing widespread fear across Ohio and leaving one dead.
2006 March 5: Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar injured 6 when he drove an SUV into a group of pedestrians at UNC-Chapel Hill to "avenge the deaths or murders of Muslims around the world".[45]
2006 July 28: Seattle Jewish Federation shooting, Naveed Afzal Haq, an American citizen of Pakistani descent, kills one woman and shoots five others at the Jewish Federation building in Seattle. During the shooting, Haq told a 911 dispatcher that he was angry with American foreign policy in the Middle East.[46]
2007 October 26: A pair of improvised explosive devices were thrown at the Mexican Consulate in New York City. The fake grenades were filled with black powder, and detonated by fuses, causing very minor damage. Police were investigating the connection between this and a similar attack against the British Consulate in New York in 2005.[47]
2008 February: In the first reported incident of animal-rights extremists physically assaulting the family members of animal researchers, six masked activists attempted to force their way into the home of a University of California, Santa Cruz, researcher and injured the researcher's husband.[48][49]
2008 March 3: Four multimillion-dollar show homes place in Woodinville, Washington, are torched. The Earth Liberation Front is suspected.[50]
2008 March 6: A homemade bomb damaged a Recruiting Office in Times Square.[51] In June 2013 The FBI and New York City police offered a $65,000 reward for information in the case and revealed that ammunition used for the bomb is the same as is used in the Iraq and Afghanistan war zones.[52]
2008 May 4: Multiple pipe bombs exploded at 1:40 am at the Edward J. Schwartz United States Courthouse in San Diego causing "considerable damage" to the entrance and lobby and sending shrapnel two blocks away, but causing no injuries. The F.B.I. is investigating links between this attack and an April 25 explosion at the FedEx building also in San Diego.[53]
2008 August 2, August 3 University of California-Santa Cruz molecular biologist David Feldheim's home was firebombed. A car belonging to another researcher from that university was destroyed by a firebomb in what is presumed to be related. FBI is investigating incidents as domestic terrorism related to animal rights groups.[54][55]
2009 April 8: According to a report in the Wall Street Journal, intruders left malware in power grids, water, and sewage systems that could be activated at a later date. While the attacks which have occurred over a period of time seem to have originated in China and Russia, it is unknown if they are state-sponsored[56] or errors in the computer code.[57][58]
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2012 August 5 Wisconsin Sikh temple shooting: 6 killed, 3 injured including a police officer who was tending to victims at a Sikh temple in Oak Creek, Wisconsin. Wade Michael Page age 40 killed himself after being shot by police.[68] The shooting is being treated by authorities as an act of domestic terrorism.[69][70] While a motive has not been clearly defined Page had been active in white supremacist groups.[68]
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They ignore the fact that Jesus Himself showed us that being tortured to death is a good and honorable thing to do. That we can go to Heaven is the direct result of Jesus being tortured to death! And they ignore the fact that torture is the only way we can keep our children out of Hell! Lying liberals, why am I not surprised.

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Torture is the ONLY way to keep your child from going to Hell!
Since there is no proof of hell, neither is there proof of that. I guess one of your children is going to kill you sooner or later.

Hosea 8, 7: For they sow the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.


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There is a lot of misinformation on the issue of torturing children for Christ. Hellbound liberals like Michael and Debi Pearl introduce nonsensical concepts in their parenting disaster of a book called "To Train Up a Child" that do not belong in a Godly Christian household. Michael Pearl even allows his wife to yap on the internet about how children should be happy and have fun. Every Christian knows a happy child is a Hell bound child!
And where in the bible does it say a happy child is hell bound? You confirmed that it obliges you to slap your child, but where exactly is that confirmed? Back up your statements with the holy bible, if you are a true christian!

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Although liberals often pretend to be retarded idiots,
Do you know any of them in person? You should probably invite one over for lunch and have a conversation with him/her, and if you avoid all the biblical stuff, you might be surprised.

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freedom hating liberals
Contradiction in terms!

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are fully aware that a decent Christian beating is a friendly cuddling
No, a christian beating (or any such thing) is not cuddling (probably you are a masochist and a little confused because of that), a true beating is a true beating is a true beating. Stay honest, at least. Remember? Thou shalt not lie.

The best instrument to beat up your child in this day and age is a 15-inch plastic tube, preferable in a cheerful color. This hurts a lot but leaves fewer marks which could alert the authorities. It's unfortunately that avoiding the authorities should even be an issue,

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but when Satan put Obama in office we all knew things like this would happen.
The USA is a democracy. Not Satan put him there, the voters did. The people. YOU! well, not you in person, statistics idicate that most likely you didn't vote. (Wonder, how I know? Easy: turnout was at 57.5 %. Each of the candidates got roughly half of the votes, Obama a little more, Romney a little less. So roughly 30% voted for Obama, 30 % for Romney and 40% didn't vote.)

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It's extremely important to keep beating the child until the child is without breath to complain. As long as the child protests, screams or cries in response to a beating, the beating is not yet completed. A beating should only end when the child is completely silent.
If it is silent, most likely it is dead. Congratulations. You beat your offspring so hard you killed him/her.


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Torture method #2: Humiliation.
Torture should target the body and the soul. After all, it's the soul we are trying to save. This might seem illogical, but it is important to not start humiliating the child too soon. E.g. it must first become aware that nakedness is shameful, before you start using nakedness to torture it. If you start sooner it will be less effective because the child gets used to it and it's soul will be hurt less by the torture. The best way to achieve this is to always have many people present when the child undresses itself to nakedness and gets a well deserved beating. It's best to always have your wife, all your other children, their spouses and your grandchildren watch while you beat up your child to maximize the effect.
Wow, you are a really bad person. And you like naked children? I don't mean to insinuate enything, but it amazes me how urgently you want to keep them nude. Hope you are not a child molester.

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Torture method #3: Starvation.
Food is a luxury that should be earned.
Depends. Everyday food is very cheap compared to, say a new car. I like statistics, so here are some facts that might interest you: developped countries can feed their population on their own and how many people work in agriculture there? 3-5%. Yes, that is the population that is needed to keep everybody well fed. If all spent 95 % of the day doing nothing and the rest, roughly 1 h and 12 minutes working, we'd still have enough to eat.

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Food should never be a given. Only if a child has been obedient and done it's chores, should it receive a minimal amount of food. As soon as you figure out which foods the child dislikes, that should the only food you give the child. You don't want to turn your child into a fried chicken eating sinners that steal elections and destroy America!
They may not steal elections, but they will steal your food. AS I said above:

Who sows wind....

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Torture method #4: Cold.
Cold water baths, putting children outside in cold weather and hosing off children who have potty training accidents are effective ways to get through to the disobedient child. Heat would be even more effective, but the Obama controlled authorities will prevent you from giving your children a preview of Hell, no matter how effective that would be. It's a shame we now live in a nation where Christians are prosecuted for doing their Godly duty.
That's what your parents did to you? I mean, that's cruel, but no excuse for taking it out on a child that can't fight back, coward.

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It's important to also beat up the child at random moments, for example when they are asleep, and not only when it does something wrong. The random beatings are a reminder that we are all worthless sinners and that nothing we do is ever good enough for God (Romans 3:10).
It certainly is a good reminder that beating is a good way to get around. One day you will be weak from your age and then your children will be strong and they will do to you what you once did to them.

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The child will be grateful for all eternity when you are both in Heaven.
Heaven can't be where yourchild meets you again for eternity.

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Torture method #6: Death.
There is no maximum age for torturing your children. You have to keep torturing your children until the day you die. My own father actually died while he was giving my brother, who also died, an extremely severe beating for masturbating. No doubt both of them are now in Heaven.
Yes there is. Not for you, of course, but there is.
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You should, of course, never torture your child to death on purpose as the Bible clearly forbids this. But sometimes Jesus blesses the child by sending it to Heaven during a well deserved Godly beating.
You go on beating your child till it doesn't move and doesn't breathe. THen what. Oh god, I didn't know this could kill him/her? When I saw him/her growing physically weaker and life flowing out of my child? If you torture your child so hard it dies, it IS on purpose. PERIOD!


I am not the person to wish hell on somebody, for one because I don't believe in it, and even if I did, I would never wish eternal pain on anybody. Probably I could make an exception for you, but you already constructed your own personal hell here on earth. I pity you for what a poor, soulless, tormented being you are.
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Wrong! Please inform yourself before you post something that is incorrect.
If you think I made a mistake, just claiming I am wrong is not very useful. Can you explain why you think I am wrong, or is that beyond your limited capabilities?

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No, a christian beating (or any such thing) is not cuddling (probably you are a masochist and a little confused because of that), a true beating is a true beating is a true beating. Stay honest, at least. Remember? Thou shalt not lie.
It helps if you read an entire sentence before you respond instead of only reading the first half. What I said was "a decent Christian beating is a friendly cuddling compared to the horrors of burning in Hell". See how much difference looking at the entire sentence makes?

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And you like naked children?
Where did you get that idiotic idea? Please stop making up things and limit yourself to the actual facts of the matter.

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Depends. Everyday food is very cheap compared to, say a new car. I like statistics, so here are some facts that might interest you: developped countries can feed their population on their own and how many people work in agriculture there? 3-5%. Yes, that is the population that is needed to keep everybody well fed. If all spent 95 % of the day doing nothing and the rest, roughly 1 h and 12 minutes working, we'd still have enough to eat.
I don't understand the relevance of this at all. Are you autistic?
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If you think I made a mistake, just claiming I am wrong is not very useful. Can you explain why you think I am wrong, or is that beyond your limited capabilities?
I can, but since even reading my post is beyond your limited capabilities, I doubt you would understand. However, if you are actually able to read, you will see that I listed quite a comprehensive list of terroristic attacks that happened sinc September 2001. So your statement that since that time the USA was kept free of terroristic attacks due to Bush's politics is uninformed, since there were actually terroristic attacks.

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It helps if you read an entire sentence before you respond instead of only reading the first half. What I said was "a decent Christian beating is a friendly cuddling compared to the horrors of burning in Hell". See how much difference looking at the entire sentence makes?
Sure, you try to relativize beating your children by using the image of friendly cuddling, which in fact is a lie. So you are apart from being a coward, you are actually a liar, too.
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Where did you get that idiotic idea? Please stop making up things and limit yourself to the actual facts of the matter.
You write an entire paragraph how you want to punish your children by stripping them naked in the cold. You use a false pretext to justify watching nude children, because even though you won't admit it, you enjoy this sight. Here is some scripture to back it up:

Mt, 7, 15: Be on the watch for false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inside they are cruel wolves.

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Depends. Everyday food is very cheap compared to, say a new car. I like statistics, so here are some facts that might interest you: developped countries can feed their population on their own and how many people work in agriculture there? 3-5%. Yes, that is the population that is needed to keep everybody well fed. If all spent 95 % of the day doing nothing and the rest, roughly 1 h and 12 minutes working, we'd still have enough to eat.
You wrote

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Food is a luxury
Well, well, well, uneducated old man. You should study some book besides the bible so that you know what you are actually talking about. Like here

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Luxury goods are products and services that are not considered essential and are associated with affluence.
So food is not essential? And associated with affluence? When today obesity is a bigger problem than hunger in developped countries like the USA?

You have a lot to learn, before you can make any qualified statement. And stop piffling your children. It is one of the most severe crimes we know and against the bible!
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if you are actually able to read
Your remarks would be funny, if they weren't so sad.

You didn't read my original post, you didn't read my reply to your post and you certainly didn't read the Bible. At most you browsed it a bit while masturbating over a photo of Justin Bieber.

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Your remarks would be funny, if they weren't so sad.

You didn't read my original post, you didn't read my reply to your post and you certainly didn't read the Bible. At most you browsed it a bit while masturbating over a photo of Justin Bieber.

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You have no arguments, at least you don't post any. You don't seem to read the posts you reply to, which is not very clever. Please abstain from posting unless you have something to say that is actually on topic, so that other people who actually want to use this forum to exchange their thoughts can do so.
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...so that other people who actually want to use this forum to exchange their thoughts can do so.
Just what do you think gives you the right to make demands here?
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You have no arguments
I gave plenty of arguments, all based on Holy scripture.

That you are incapable of seeing what is right in front of you, doesn't mean it isn't there. Unfortunately there is no way to make you see that. You either figure it out or you don't.
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Just what do you think gives you the right to make demands here?
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According to you, he made us all. So he made me. In this case, he had some intentions by making me the way I am (unless I am broken in which case he is not unfallible because he made a mistake when he made me) for a reason. Which means, all I am posting I am posting in his interest and these are actually his ideas I spread. This doesn't make any sense at all from my prespective, but from yours, it does.
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Sic! ;-) Anyway According to you, he made us all. So he made me. In this case, he had some intentions by making me the way I am (unless I am broken in which case he is not unfallible because he made a mistake when he made me) for a reason. Which means, all I am posting I am posting in his interest and these are actually his ideas I spread. This doesn't make any sense at all from my prespective, but from yours, it does.
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Anyway According to you, he made us all. So he made me. In this case, he had some intentions by making me the way I am (unless I am broken in which case he is not unfallible because he made a mistake when he made me) for a reason. Which means, all I am posting I am posting in his interest and these are actually his ideas I spread. This doesn't make any sense at all from my prespective, but from yours, it does.
Yes, he made you for one reason - to worship him on your own free will.

Deuteronomy 6:13 Thou shalt fear the Lord thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.

1 Samuel 7:3 And Samuel spake unto all the house of Israel, saying, If ye do return unto the Lord with all your hearts, then put away the strange gods and Ashtaroth from among you, and prepare your hearts unto the Lord, and serve him only: and he will deliver you out of the hand of the Philistines.

2 Chronicles 19:3 Nevertheless there are good things found in thee, in that thou hast taken away the groves out of the land, and hast prepared thine heart to seek God.

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