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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22355

    #31
    Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

    Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
    btw thanks for my new name, I love it
    If the shoe fits...
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
      Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
      • May 2016
      • 71

      #32
      Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

      I see no shoe
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      • Samuel Levenson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2015
        • 68

        #33
        Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

        Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
        If he hates if then why did he invent it?
        You're on the right track: God creates things he hates all the time. I mean, have you read about the Great Flood? God created thousands of people and animals from scratch and let them reproduce for a handful of generations, only to realize that He hated the vast majority of them and killed them all. And he did so with no more hesitation that you or I might have scraping paint off a canvas.

        However, the sinner is no less guilty just because God wanted him to sin. There's a popular myth out there that just because the sinner didn't have a choice in the matter that they didn't sin. That's simply not true.

        You see, God knows everything and He always has known everything. Isaiah 46:10 says that God declared from ancient times things that are not yet done.

        There's even a story in the Bible where God created a set of twins and loved only one of them, apparently just to prove a point:

        (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger. As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated. - Romans 9:11-13

        So you see, God creates things for His own pleasure, including BDSM. And just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean you won't go to Hell for it.

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        • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
          Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
          • May 2016
          • 71

          #34
          Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

          Originally posted by Samuel Levenson View Post


          You're on the right track: God creates things he hates all the time. I mean, have you read about the Great Flood? God created thousands of people and animals from scratch and let them reproduce for a handful of generations, only to realize that He hated the vast majority of them and killed them all. And he did so with no more hesitation that you or I might have scraping paint off a canvas.

          However, the sinner is no less guilty just because God wanted him to sin. There's a popular myth out there that just because the sinner didn't have a choice in the matter that they didn't sin. That's simply not true.

          You see, God knows everything and He always has known everything. Isaiah 46:10 says that God declared from ancient times things that are not yet done.

          There's even a story in the Bible where God created a set of twins and loved only one of them, apparently just to prove a point:

          (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger. As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated. - Romans 9:11-13

          So you see, God creates things for His own pleasure, including BDSM. And just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean you won't go to Hell for it.
          At first I though you were a nice person, then I read the rest of your post
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          • Des
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2013
            • 2718

            #35
            Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

            Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
            At first I though you were a nice person, then I read the rest of your post
            The man gives you a polite, logical, theologically sound explanation, and you imply that he is not a nice person. Does the Swedish language not have a word for nice? You seem to not understand the meaning of the word is why I ask.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
              Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
              • May 2016
              • 71

              #36
              Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

              Telling people they are going to hell is, in sweden, not nice. The word for nice is "Snäll" och "trevlig". But in America maybe it is nice to tell people they are going to hell. Your general behavior is so diffrent from ours
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              • Elmer G. White
                Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                 
                • Apr 2014
                • 10260

                #37
                Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                Telling people they are going to hell is, in sweden, not nice. The word for nice is "Snäll" och "trevlig". But in America maybe it is nice to tell people they are going to hell. Your general behavior is so diffrent from ours
                Dear Sinner,

                You've actually discovered the main problem! Being nice is totally unimportant. Saving the people's Souls to keep them away from Hell is the main thing! Jesus was not nice, He used to call the Pharisees vipers to make them realize their faulty ways (Matthew 3:7)! People need to understand! It is with fear that they should be taught! Fear is the thing that makes them obey! Only these two things are necessary (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

                Jude 1:23
                And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.


                We are here to pull you out of the Fire! We're not here to be nice! Niceties are evil if they make people lose their focus on the important stuff: Eternal Enjoyment in Heaven with Jesus!




                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • Des
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 2718

                  #38
                  Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                  Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                  Telling people they are going to hell is, in sweden, not nice. The word for nice is "Snäll" och "trevlig". But in America maybe it is nice to tell people they are going to hell. Your general behavior is so diffrent from ours
                  So in Sweden if you see a little old lady about to step into the street in front of an oncoming bus, it isn't considered nice to shout a warning to her? Is it mean to stop a child from drinking drain cleaner?

                  What a messed up, degenerate, evil place Sweden must be if trying to warn someone of imminent peril is considered not nice.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
                    Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
                    • May 2016
                    • 71

                    #39
                    Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                    No, I would never shout "Your going to hell" when a person is about to die. Nor would I tell a child the same thing when they were about to drink that. I would however tell them stop. Like a normal human being
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                    • Elmer G. White
                      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                       
                      • Apr 2014
                      • 10260

                      #40
                      Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                      Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                      No, I would never shout "Your going to hell" when a person is about to die. Nor would I tell a child the same thing when they were about to drink that. I would however tell them stop. Like a normal human being
                      Dear Child,

                      Of course you would. Sinning and distancing oneself from God is the new "normal". While this is practiced by the overwhelming majority of human beings, it does not make it useful. Jesus knew this would happen:

                      Matthew 7:14
                      Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


                      We can clearly see that if normality is defined as a "majority", it is indeed a "normal" position to let people go into Hell unprepared. The Truth™ does not depend on the number of its followers. We do know that we are not many when compared to the troops of Enemies of God. The Truth™ is not determined by popular vote, that would be an ad populum fallacy, useless argument.

                      Let go of peer pressure and see the Truth™ in Jesus Christ (John 14:6) to be Saved!


                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                      • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
                        Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
                        • May 2016
                        • 71

                        #41
                        Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                        Dear Child,

                        Of course you would. Sinning and distancing oneself from God is the new "normal". While this is practiced by the overwhelming majority of human beings, it does not make it useful. Jesus knew this would happen
                        Well, then proud to tell you I'm normal
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                        • Des
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 2718

                          #42
                          Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                          Originally posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork View Post
                          Well, then proud to tell you I'm normal
                          Perhaps your rejection of Jesus' love is a PTSD (post traumatic spiritual disorder) reaction to your having been sodomized by the Muslim terrorist immigrants that have invaded your country. It is my understanding that on average every Swede is being raped or sodomized four times a day.

                          Jesus is not to blame for your burning rectum, young man. You are to blame for not having enough faith. Otherwise Jesus would have listened to your prayers and protected you from anal invasion.

                          Turn back to Jesus, before it's too late!
                          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                          • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
                            Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
                            • May 2016
                            • 71

                            #43
                            Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                            Originally posted by Des View Post
                            Perhaps your rejection of Jesus' love is a PTSD (post traumatic spiritual disorder) reaction to your having been sodomized by the Muslim terrorist immigrants that have invaded your country. It is my understanding that on average every Swede is being raped or sodomized four times a day.

                            Jesus is not to blame for your burning rectum, young man. You are to blame for not having enough faith. Otherwise Jesus would have listened to your prayers and protected you from anal invasion.

                            Turn back to Jesus, before it's too late!


                            Hold up, what? Last time I checked, PTSD meant Posttraumatic stress disorder and is more common in soldiers then teenagers. I do agree with you one the muslim terrorist in sweden but you have to take with Löven, not me. However I have never been raped by anyone in my life nor has anyone I have ever know been. I know OF people being raped by some but to say all of them are rapist is like saying all americans are fat. And why does everyone believe I am a guy? I only tried praying once but since I had Lady GaGa's bad romance in my head i don't think it worked.
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                            • Laura Malcolm
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2016
                              • 5

                              #44
                              Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                              What utter rubbish is that! A man should only be on his knees in prayer. I just find uppity women such as those harlots obnoxious. I'll be happy to see the very whips they used on the men and the pain they inflicted on them, but multiplied on those same harlots!
                              I completely agree! Or better yet, used for holy Domestic Discipline on Godly women. I will gladly be the first to volunteer for the re-purposing of these freaks' equipment once this evil, perverted cult is overthrown.
                              Devoted first wife of Dr. Ian Malcolm, loving sister wife of Alice Malcolm.
                              Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. (Ephesians 5:22-24)

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                              • Alice Malcolm
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                                • Jul 2016
                                • 9

                                #45
                                Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                                Originally posted by Laura Malcolm View Post
                                I completely agree! Or better yet, used for holy Domestic Discipline on Godly women. I will gladly be the first to volunteer for the re-purposing of these freaks' equipment once this evil, perverted cult is overthrown.
                                My dear Laura, perish the thought of such heathen freaks disturbing our peaceful and Godly settlement!
                                Devoted Second Wife to Dr. Ian Malcolm
                                Devoted Sister Wife to Laura Malcolm

                                As a loving hind and a graceful doe, Let her breasts satisfy you at all times; Be exhilarated always with her love. Proverbs 5:19

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