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  • Des
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2013
    • 2718

    #16
    Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

    Originally posted by misterpickles View Post
    God must really hate me then.

    Doubtless.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • misterpickles
      Unsaved trash
      • Mar 2016
      • 2

      #17
      Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

      Originally posted by Des View Post
      Doubtless.


      lol

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #18
        Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

        Originally posted by misterpickles View Post
        God must really hate me then. I am quite fond of BDSM and I masturbate to it all the time.
        Clarification: he hates you for the masturbation, not the BDSM (seeing as you do not engage in it personally). Unlike homosexuality, there's no proscription in the Bible on the enjoyment of other's enjoyment of other's pain and suffering.

        Now that we've determined exactly why you're going to Hell (according to the Bible), are you going to make a proper introduction for yourself, or just continue to futilely try to shock the True Christians(tm)?

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        • ActuallyInsanePerson
          Unsaved trash
          • Apr 2016
          • 26

          #19
          Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

          Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to claim that God hates something without proper Scriptural evidence?

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076

            #20
            Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

            Originally posted by ActuallySanePerson View Post
            Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to claim that God hates something without proper Scriptural evidence?
            Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to assume that the True Christian™ pastors haven't already found such evidence, or that, because YOU haven't been exposed to such wisdom (in your wilful ignorance from not reading the Bible), it does not exist?

            2 Timothy 3:6 "For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,"

            Sound familiar?

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            • magnus allen
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2016
              • 19

              #21
              Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

              Thank you Redeemed papist for informing us the horrors of BSDM. I shall now inform my god mocking Russian friend Ivan to stop being such a sissy. As my friend lets himself be dominated by his whore of a wife, since Ivan isn't a real man like me. Now i will show this page to him so he can change his satanic lifestyle and be closer to the lord jesus christ .

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              • FatAssFollower
                Unsaved trash
                • May 2016
                • 8

                #22
                Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                Indeed. The horrors of BDSM are too numerous and far too disturbing for any normal Christian. I have heard of a new practice that could perhaps put an end to this senseless beating, and instill some solid Christian values in the participants.

                It's a term called 'kink-shaming,' though the word 'kink' is not Bible-approved so we'll call it 'k-shaming' for the sake of modesty. If we make these people so ashamed of their actions, perhaps they'll take to Bible study rather than these scanty dungeons.

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                • Russell Holbeck
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 735

                  #23
                  Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                  Originally posted by J3susFollower View Post
                  Indeed. The horrors of BDSM are too numerous and far too disturbing for any normal Christian. I have heard of a new practice that could perhaps put an end to this senseless beating, and instill some solid Christian values in the participants.

                  It's a term called 'kink-shaming,' though the word 'kink' is not Bible-approved so we'll call it 'k-shaming' for the sake of modesty. If we make these people so ashamed of their actions, perhaps they'll take to Bible study rather than these scanty dungeons.
                  Hello J3susFollower.

                  The word kink is not in the Bible but those practices are covered under other terms like against nature or abomination or strange flesh or defile themselves et cetera et cetera.

                  The word possum or opossum is not mentioned in the Bible but we have plenty of possums in South Florida they play dead like King Saul in 1 Samuel 28:20 it says:

                  Then Saul fell straightway all along on the earth, and was sore afraid, because of the words of Samuel: and there was no strength in him; for he had eaten no bread all the day, nor all the night.

                  Maybe he had low blood sugar or maybe he felt bad about using a medium to talk to Samuel who was dead already and God had told everyone to not use mediums anyway you should read that whole chapter it is very good.

                  Thank you.

                  Rusty
                  Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                  • Des
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 2718

                    #24
                    Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                    Is this part of the Gay spectrum disorder? LGBTBDSMQ? I can't keep up with all the acronyms.

                    They should just heap all the gayness under one letter. A, for abomination.
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • Samuel Levenson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jul 2015
                      • 68

                      #25
                      Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                      Perversion knows no bounds. The Devil is loosed for a time upon the earth, and in that time he walks amongst the unsaved seeking whom he may devour. Whether a man is wearing a ball gag and spreader bar, or staying home and cooking while his wife goes to work, submission is submission and it's downright sinful.

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                      • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
                        Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
                        • May 2016
                        • 71

                        #26
                        Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                        If he hates if then why did he invent it?
                        KJV Bible use

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                        • Russell Holbeck
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 735

                          #27
                          Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                          Originally posted by TheSwedishTroll View Post
                          If he hates if then why did he invent it?
                          Hello TheSwedishTroll.

                          I missed that part of the Bible if you tell me where it is I will mark it with a Post-It note they are small pieces of paper with a mild adhesive on the back they will not mess up your Bible.

                          Thank you.

                          Rusty
                          Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12921

                            #28
                            Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                            Originally posted by TheSwedishTroll View Post
                            If he hates if then why did he invent it?


                            For the same reason He invented everything else that He hates: because He made everything that is good and bad.

                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.


                            God decides who's going to be bad long before we're born:

                            Psalm 58:
                            3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

                            That obviously allows Him to hate whomever He desires.
                            If you're interested to see whom else God hates, I highly recommend .
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
                              Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
                              • May 2016
                              • 71

                              #29
                              Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                              Does it say what he feels about Justin Bieber?
                              KJV Bible use

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                              • Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
                                Unsaved trash, retarded IKEA waste
                                • May 2016
                                • 71

                                #30
                                Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                                btw thanks for my new name, I love it
                                KJV Bible use

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