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  • Tallywacker Hater
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 210

    #1

    A few more TS questions here

    I guess I just want to get to the specifics of what you believe here. Specific people I want to know the LBC position on.

    1) Transsexual lesbians. There are lots of them out there. You claim we are homosexuals and will always be men, but the transsexual lesbians don't want to have sex with men, they want women. How are they gay?

    2) I know a ts girl who never had fully functional "boi bits." Is it a sin for her to have them altered?

    3) A married ts couple. One is M2F and the other is F2M. Is it anything they do, sexually, a sin?
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: A few more TS questions here

    I thought you said you were going to quit talking about your tallywacker?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #3
      Re: A few more TS questions here

      Deaner--Please put this SOB back in quarantine. You let him out for an hour and he's back with the boi bits stuff!

      So much for trying to be nice to him.
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • Tallywacker Hater
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2008
        • 210

        #4
        Re: A few more TS questions here

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        I thought you said you were going to quit talking about your tallywacker?
        Sorry, but you want me to stop sinning.

        How can I do that if I don't know what is and is not a sin?

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        • Bob4God
          Moderator
          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274

          #5
          Re: A few more TS questions here

          Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
          Sorry, but you want me to stop sinning.

          How can I do that if I don't know what is and is not a sin?
          You're just basking in all the attention surrounding your sinful body parts, aren't you!

          This is some kind of perverted exhibitionism!


          To answer your questions anyway, as if we already HAVEN'T for the hundredth time, YES, it is all unnatural and sinful. Why? Because you're rebelling against GOD by rejecting the natural bodies He gave you.

          He wanted you to be a man, and you should be happy He made you one, instead of the weaker sex.

          1 Corinthians chapter 6 tells us that our bodies are temples in which the Holy Spirit (one of GOD's personalities, therefore GOD Himself) lives.

          We are to respect our bodies, not spoil them with sinful endeavors.s
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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22854

            #6
            Re: A few more TS questions here

            Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
            Sorry, but you want me to stop sinning.

            How can I do that if I don't know what is and is not a sin?
            Mentioning anything below the waist is a sin. Yes, that includes knees and feet. There are ladies present!
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            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #7
              Re: A few more TS questions here

              Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
              Sorry, but you want me to stop sinning.

              How can I do that if I don't know what is and is not a sin?
              You know DAMNED WELL that all your perversions and sodomite filth is a sin! We've quoted the scriptures to you innumerable times! Don't come in here acting all innocent and naive!

              Stop committing sodomy and perversions, stop pretending to be a female, stop hating the perfectly good tallywacker that God gave you, stop lying to yourself, your family and Jesus, read the Holy Bible from cover to cover, donate all that money you were planning on spending to get your tallywacker chopped off to Jesus (via Landover Baptist Church), and BE A MAN for God's sake!

              What could be simpler?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Tallywacker Hater
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2008
                • 210

                #8
                Re: A few more TS questions here

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You know DAMNED WELL that all your perversions and sodomite filth is a sin! We've quoted the scriptures to you innumerable times! Don't come in here acting all innocent and naive!

                Stop committing sodomy and perversions, stop pretending to be a female, stop hating the perfectly good tallywacker that God gave you, stop lying to yourself, your family and Jesus, read the Holy Bible from cover to cover, donate all that money you were planning on spending to get your tallywacker chopped off to Jesus (via Landover Baptist Church), and BE A MAN for God's sake!

                What could be simpler?
                But what if I want to be an Enuch for Christ? Isn't that Biblical? I don't have a Bible handy to look up the exact verse, but I figure you know it better than I do, anyway.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #9
                  Re: A few more TS questions here

                  Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
                  But what if I want to be an Enuch for Christ? Isn't that Biblical? I don't have a Bible handy to look up the exact verse, but I figure you know it better than I do, anyway.
                  A eunuch isn't a drag queen. You want to get yourself sliced, diced and molded into the opposite of what God made you. First you have to dedicate yourself to Jesus.

                  Which I have not once heard you claim as a goal.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Tallywacker Hater
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 210

                    #10
                    Re: A few more TS questions here

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    A eunuch isn't a drag queen. You want to get yourself sliced, diced and molded into the opposite of what God made you. First you have to dedicate yourself to Jesus.

                    Which I have not once heard you claim as a goal.
                    So, tell me if I have this straight:

                    I get things sliced and diced for myself, it's evil and sinful.

                    I get things sliced and diced for Jesus and it's all good?

                    Hey, Jesus! Where do I sign up?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #11
                      Re: A few more TS questions here

                      Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
                      So, tell me if I have this straight:

                      I get things sliced and diced for myself, it's evil and sinful.

                      I get things sliced and diced for Jesus and it's all good?

                      Hey, Jesus! Where do I sign up?
                      The Paypal button below.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Ahimaaz Smith
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 2549

                        #12
                        Re: A few more TS questions here

                        Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
                        I guess I just want to get to the specifics of what you believe here. Specific people I want to know the LBC position on.
                        Short answer, we believe in the Bible.

                        Transsexual lesbians. There are lots of them out there. You claim we are homosexuals and will always be men, but the transsexual lesbians don't want to have sex with men, they want women. How are they gay?
                        If they started out as men, they will always be men, and sex with women would not be homosexuality. If they are not married to the women, it would be fornication. Dressing as a woman, however, would be a sin:

                        The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God. Deuteronomy 22:5

                        I know a ts girl who never had fully functional "boi bits." Is it a sin for her to have them altered?
                        If she never had them, then how can she have them altered?

                        A married ts couple. One is M2F and the other is F2M. Is it anything they do, sexually, a sin?
                        It is not homosexuality. Nevertheless, it is a sin:

                        Marriage is to be held in honor among all, and the marriage bed is to be undefiled. Hebrews 13:4

                        I asked Jesus personally, and he told me that this counts as defiling.

                        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                        • Ann the jewess
                          A "Mostly Straight" Gal
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 117

                          #13
                          Re: A few more TS questions here

                          Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                          If she never had them, then how can she have them altered?
                          (Yay! I didn't know I could do only partial quotes until now!)
                          I think I know who she's talking about; this girl had male bits, but they didn't work the way they should for a normal man. A doctor told her that they weren't making testosterone for her so she never really looked much like a man.

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                          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                            Scientific Advisor
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2373

                            #14
                            Re: A few more TS questions here

                            Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
                            I think I know who she's talking about; this girl had male bits, but they didn't work the way they should for a normal man. A doctor told her that they weren't making testosterone for her so she never really looked much like a man.
                            Let's try to keep it a family-friendly board here, please. Bringing up such horrifying images in such detail can only lead people to question things that should never be questioned.
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                            • Ann the jewess
                              A "Mostly Straight" Gal
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 117

                              #15
                              Re: A few more TS questions here

                              Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                              Let's try to keep it a family-friendly board here, please. Bringing up such horrifying images in such detail can only lead people to question things that should never be questioned.
                              Oh no! I'm sorry! I mean that her body never looked much like a male body! She never got much body hair or facial hair or broad shoulders or an adams apple. I never asked what she looked like below the belt (and never really wanted to know, either!)

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