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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12539

    #16
    Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

    Originally posted by God_is_the_best View Post
    Okay piffle-face! Saying that "Ireland Votes for Annal Sex." is not okay! I mean they didn't vote for that! They voted for same-sex marriage to be allowed! So please, shut your whore mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)
    Ireland ignored the Bible. You are headed for hell.

    I'm your fellow human being. How can I not speak out with a warning for you and the anal sex crazed country you live in?
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #17
      Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

      Originally posted by God_is_the_best View Post
      Okay piffle-face! Saying that "Ireland Votes for Annal Sex." is not okay! I mean they didn't vote for that! They voted for same-sex marriage to be allowed! So please, shut your whore mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)
      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #18
        Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

        Originally posted by God_is_the_best View Post
        Okay piffle-face! Saying that "Ireland Votes for Annal Sex." is not okay! I mean they didn't vote for that! They voted for same-sex marriage to be allowed! So please, shut your whore mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)

        I believe it is highly likely that the Lord will send the English among the Irish again, that they may be scourged for their sins.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #19
          Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          I believe it is highly likely that the Lord will send the English among the Irish again, that they may be scourged for their sins.
          He may have to send the British. They certainly didn't learn their lesson after He sent them Sinead O'Connor.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Elijah Mee, PhD
            True Christian™ Brainiac
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2013
            • 538

            #20
            Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            Obviously a whore.

            No normal woman is that alluring. I imagine this is some lesbian intent on propagation of the liberal gaywise agenda.

            Can't they just leave us alone?

            YIC
            If you become one of them, sure!
            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

            The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
            Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
            "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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            • jfcoopjr
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2015
              • 30

              #21
              Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

              Praise !

              I believe I've found a group of like-minded brethren and sisteren ... for study, guidance, support, and discipline.

              In my renewed mind (Romans 12:2), the "Rainbow Isle" doesn't even have the slightest resonance of attraction to it, especially to any strong, genuine, Christian men. In fact, I find it rather repulsive. Also, I would wager tourism will suffer and loose money from having to change everything from Emerald Green to big, bold, bright rainbows, plus Christians don't want to see all that gaysexuality stuffed down our throats!

              Those Irish fairies have defiantly abandoned 's Word for buggery, taking the entire country into their abomination and lawlessness (Romans 1:27), and dooming themselves to even more burning flames of the eternal pits of (Mark 9:44) - AGAIN!



              As a nation of predominantly "Roman Catholics", Bro. Hardwick clearly explains in 's Word why there idolatry and goddess worship has doomed them to the fires of already ... http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/catholics.html

              This is just one more Exxon Valdez load of jet fuel to add to the eternal flames and damnation!

              Thank you, for the which sets us free daily from our own demonic oppression and gaysexuality! I's so happy that I chose to be a hetero for !

              Keep me ("us") in your prayers as I am looking for a good, relatively attractive, understanding, modest, sensitive, Saved, quiet, Landover Baptist woman for a potential obedient, Christ-like bride-to-be!

              Thank , I have been set free and homo-nomo!

              Yours in Christ,

              James, the wretchedest of lost sinners seeking God's Way ...


              (Singing ... "There's Power in the Blood"! )
              "... And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." (Revelation 13:17-18)
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              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                 
                • Jul 2014
                • 8386

                #22
                Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

                Thinking about this, I wonder if it's perhaps our Lord's Holy Will? It's certainly a good way of getting rid of the Irish, unless of course they are able to breed anally. That seems unlikely, though I suppose it might explain how they came to be the way they are.

                So that would take care of the southern, bog-trotting Irish - plus the catlicks in the north who slavishly follow them. The rest of the northern lot, who are basically Scotch, are a separate problem. But nobody of taste will breed with them and it can only be a matter of time before they refuse to breed with each other.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22364

                  #23
                  Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

                  With all their excessive drinking one has to wonder if they even know about the difference between vaginal and anal sex.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • jfcoopjr
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2015
                    • 30

                    #24
                    Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

                    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                    Thinking about this, I wonder if it's perhaps our Lord's Holy Will? It's certainly a good way of getting rid of the Irish, unless of course they are able to breed anally. That seems unlikely, though I suppose it might explain how they came to be the way they are.

                    So that would take care of the southern, bog-trotting Irish - plus the catlicks in the north who slavishly follow them. The rest of the northern lot, who are basically Scotch, are a separate problem. But nobody of taste will breed with them and it can only be a matter of time before they refuse to breed with each other.
                    Amen, Sister! Amen!

                    Come quickly, Sweet Jesus!
                    "... And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." (Revelation 13:17-18)
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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717

                      #25
                      Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.



                      An anal sex training robot, fittingly named "Patrick", has just been unleashed upon the world. I'm sure every grammar school in Ireland will have one soon.

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12539

                        #26
                        Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

                        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post


                        An anal sex training robot, fittingly named "Patrick", has just been unleashed upon the world. I'm sure every grammar school in Ireland will have one soon.
                        I find it disgusting how medical schools publish pornography and call it "the healing arts".
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Alvin Moss
                          Serving Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4468

                          #27
                          Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

                          I agree with the prevailing understanding that the British Isles are a bastion of perversions, sin, lewd behavior and are the proven point of origin of the Democrats. Nothing they do surprises me.

                          The Scots, as an example, are a race of hairy, inbred brutes, most of whom seem to have carnal knowledge of their sisters, as well as diverse barnyard animals. Many are Roman Papists, some are Presbyterians and most of them have no religion to speak of. They are drinkers of whiskey and wearers of women's clothing.

                          The Irish are a degenerate race who are given to idol worship. They are also whiskey drinkers, actors and prostitutes and many of them are wearers of women's clothing as well, though it is not the national dress. Evidence of this cross dressing issue can be found in the results of the very election this thread is addressing.

                          The English, of course, are the very worst. They are mostly drunk on gin and on welfare. The most manly Englishman since Winston Churchill was a woman (Margaret Thatcher), if that is any clue to the state of English masculinity. We didn't even know there are a few Christians there until the internet was invented and they got in touch.

                          I expect the whole continent of England will be Muslim within the next few years.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #28
                            Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

                            It is my understanding that this is the national anthem of the new gay Ireland.

                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Jack Glass
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2015
                              • 52

                              #29
                              Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

                              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                              I agree with the prevailing understanding that the British Isles are a bastion of perversions, sin, lewd behavior and are the proven point of origin of the Democrats.
                              I concur.

                              And the same applies to Ireland.

                              As someone who lives in Scotland, I cling on to the hope that because the Unicorn is our national animal, the Lord may take pity on our country and enter us with his immense love.
                              Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

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                              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                 
                                • Jul 2014
                                • 8386

                                #30
                                Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex.

                                I admire your relentless optimism, Mr Glass, although I fear it may be misplaced. Does your national anthem even mention God?

                                Brother Alvin, you did not mention the fourth part of the British Isles, Wales, a country so wicked that its national animal is the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan (Revelation 20:2). Also, their national anthem is about a saucepan, with no reference to God. Whatever is that about?

                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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