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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Homosexual Demon Child Has a Melt Down Upon Hearing a Preachers Anti-Homo Sermon

    Little bastard. Satan and his minions will have a hey day with this one.

    Not only is he a flaming homer. He is also disrespectful of his elders, lacks self-control and is clearly possessed. THIS is what video games do people! THIS right here.

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  • Jack Glass
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    Forum Member
    • May 2015
    • 52

    #2
    Re: Homosexual Demon Child Has a Melt Down Upon Hearing a Preachers Anti-Homo Sermon

    Thank you for posting that highly educational video, Sister.

    I laughed out loud when I heard the preacher say that he was not going to press charges. There's nothing that disgusting sausage jockey would have liked better than to have been thrown into jail where he could have sodomised to his gaysexual heart's delight.

    Clever stuff from the Godly preacher.

    Of course, I'd have preferred immediate hot lead retribution for the assault, but I'll settle for second best this time in the certain knowledge of what's in store for him.
    Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

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    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
       
      • Jul 2014
      • 8356

      #3
      Re: Homosexual Demon Child Has a Melt Down Upon Hearing a Preachers Anti-Homo Sermon

      A combination of homerism, addiction to video games and the autisticism, Sister, though who is to say which caused which?

      Originally posted by Jack Glass View Post
      Of course, I'd have preferred immediate hot lead retribution for the assault, but I'll settle for second best this time in the certain knowledge of what's in store for him.
      Matthew 6:19-21 eloquently recommends deferred gratification.

      Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
      But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
      For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22827

        #4
        Re: Homosexual Demon Child Has a Melt Down Upon Hearing a Preachers Anti-Homo Sermon

        The little fag dwarf should heed this verse:

        Ga:4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?


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        • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2013
          • 1284

          #5
          Re: Homosexual Demon Child Has a Melt Down Upon Hearing a Preachers Anti-Homo Sermon

          Our Almighty Creator is real clear on the subject of homer scum:

          Originally posted by Leviticus 20:13
          If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them.
          What about that is so hard to understand?
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          • worshiper29
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            Forum Member
            • Apr 2011
            • 125

            #6
            Re: Homosexual Demon Child Has a Melt Down Upon Hearing a Preachers Anti-Homo Sermon

            Very educational. You can see he is going to fuel the fires of hell!! What a demon child! Look at all the words against this filthy homer beast, and he is worthy of death. You can see he fits so many of these! What a testimony! (Romans 1:28-32):

            God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

            29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

            30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

            31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:


            32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
            Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

            Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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