There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates

[Johny Joe Hold]

All this talk about letting sexual perverts use the "men" or "women" rest rooms misses the big picture.

The debate should be about eternity. We know this about the afterlife. At the Pearly Gates we will be directed toward the gate God assigns us. We who are True Christians™ will pass through the gate marked "Bliss". Everyone else will be herded to the "Fire" door. There will be doors marked "men" and "women".

To think for a moment there will be a "Trans" gate is so ridiculous it is not worth discussing. Those people will go to the fire gate.

It is equally ridiculous to have "trans" rest rooms when there will be no such gate after death.

http://www.inforum.com/letters/4005295-letter-which-door-shall-we-go-through

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Well said, Brother Hold! First there were the queers, and now we have the latest abomination of "trannies." And the trannies are also queer, using the wearing of the other gender's clothes to sneakily perform homosexual penetration.

But GOD sees all: Job 34:21-22. He hates the gender-benders (Deuteronomy 22:5) AND the sinners who gay each other (Leviticus 18:22).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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It is a sign of the times, it would never have happened if J. Edgar Hoover was still around - Now there was a real American Christian.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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What fresh hell is this? Are we discussion transmissions in Heaven??

This is why we love our Pastor Zeke.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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God knew what He was doing when He created us male and female (Genesis 1:27, Mark 10:6) and gave us our separate roles (Genesis 2:18, 1 Corinthians 11:8-9). The trannies shake their fists at the Almighty and say, "I know better than You do how You should have made me."

Even people as lost to sin as radical feminazis recognize that you cannot actually change your sex and therefore want to exclude trans"women" from their lesbian orgies of goddess-worship and bad music. Those radfems, like Catholics and Mormons, are important allies to us True Christians™ in this life, although they are damned in the next.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The future lies before us, gentlemen. I have received word from Des Moines public works department that there are new regulations for bathroom signs and we are required to implement them. I have no idea where we will find so many facilities - it may mean that the "Coloreds Only" bathrooms will have to be shared with these "Trans":

[Des]

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Even people as lost to sin as radical feminazis recognize that you cannot actually change your sex and therefore want to exclude trans"women" from their lesbian orgies of goddess-worship and bad music. Those radfems, like Catholics and Mormons, are important allies to us True Christians™ in this life, although they are damned in the next.

This is so true, Pastor. Not that a Pastor would ever say something that wasn't true, mind you, just a figure of speech.

Feminazis have started to realize the error of their ways. They will not admit it in public, but their actions inform us that they have seen the danger in rejecting the Grand Christian Patriarchy.

Feminazis used to make claim that women were equal to men. Yet the new message across college campuses, Yes Means Yes, has them begging strong Christian men to intervene and protect their virtue when the slutty harlots partake in the strong drink and the weed. They are calling for men to be their guardians and protectors, in effect admitting they are helpless, witless creatures incapable of defending themselves.

Of course we knew this all along. We advised them to stay at home, safe in the kitchen where their fathers, husbands, and brothers could defend them from the ravaging pie thieves, but they didn't listen. They had to find out for themselves.

And now they come grovelling back to us, pleading for the protection that has always been offered through clean Christian living.

Yes, the times they are a changing. And even though the hairy-legged, man-hating dykes will never admit it, they have once again began returning to the fold and doing their part to enforce the wonderful Patriarchy that God intended. God bless their fish smelling, repulsive faces. Glory!

[ActuallyInsanePerson]

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Why all the hatred for trans people? Where in the Bible does it saying being trans is wrong? We'd hate to interpret things without proper scriptural evidence, wouldn't we?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Where in the Bible does it saying being trans is wrong? We'd hate to interpret things without proper scriptural evidence, wouldn't we?

Read the Holy Bible, dear. You'll find pertinent laws throughout (Deuteronomy 22:5). But when you read the Holy Bible as a Whole, you'll note certain theme. For example, through Paul, Jesus warns us that He has turned His Divine Back against those He finds to be abominations (Romans 1:24-27). God hates them, and so of course, so do faithful, loyal Christians. Our prayer is that Jesus will smite them, and soon (Psalm 139:19-22)!


Glory!

[Didymus Much]

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Why all the hatred for trans people?...

No hatred for anyone here (neglecting that from the many, many uninformed visitors who have not read the Bible, and prefer to source their views of what God and Jesus want from their own buttholes). Rather, the True Christians™ (in accordance with God's demands as detailed in the King James Bible) would like to see these people recognize the abhorrent evil inherent in their current lifestyles, and the danger of accepting other's different choices, beliefs, and sexualities, and return to the simpler times of our Biblical forefathers, when men were men, women were women, and millions died yearly from diseases and ailments that are easily prevented or treated these days.

...Where in the Bible does it saying being trans is wrong?...

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

I'll give you a minute to look up "abomination". Need a link for an online dictionary?

...We'd hate to interpret things without proper scriptural evidence, wouldn't we?

Yes, we would. You, on the other hand...

[ActuallyInsanePerson]

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No hatred for anyone here (neglecting that from the many, many uninformed visitors who have not read the Bible, and prefer to source their views of what God and Jesus want from their own buttholes). Rather, the True Christians™ (in accordance with God's demands as detailed in the King James Bible) would like to see these people recognize the abhorrent evil inherent in their current lifestyles, and the danger of accepting other's different choices, beliefs, and sexualities, and return to the simpler times of our Biblical forefathers, when men were men, women were women, and millions died yearly from diseases and ailments that are easily prevented or treated these days.

What's good about people dying from diseases?

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

But if you see them as the gender they identify as, THEN what's wrong with it?

I'll give you a minute to look up "abomination". Need a link for an online dictionary?

Nice patronizing. (Patronize: to talk to (someone) in a way that shows that you believe you are more intelligent or better than other people."

[Didymus Much]

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What's good about people dying from diseases?...

According to the Bible, God not only cures disease, He causes it in the first place. So ask Him.

After your futile wait for a response (that's not from your own subconscious), read the Bible. All your answers for God's motivations are in there.

...Nice patronizing. (Patronize: to talk to (someone) in a way that shows that you believe you are more intelligent or better than other people."

Nice hypocrisy:

...We'd hate to interpret things without proper scriptural evidence, wouldn't we?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What's good about people dying from diseases?

The disease doesn't spread, dear. You might think of it as a mini World Wide Flood, ridding humanity of the creatures that the LORD repented of making, one disgruntled Sodomite at a time (Genesis 6:6).

But if you see them as the gender they identify as, THEN what's wrong with it?

By that logic, if you see a train coming at you on the tracks as a big, fluffy, friendly, giant cotton candy, you're in no danger.

In other news, I wish I could see you face Christ on the Judgement Throne explaining to Him that He doesn't know where to put a tallywhacker when making a baby, considering He invented them, lol!

Nice patronizing. (Patronize: to talk to (someone) in a way that shows that you believe you are more intelligent or better than other people."

Nice condescending. That's the trouble with you people who don't have Christ in your heart. You don't recognize things like love and kindness.

[Nobar King]

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Do they even have doors in heaven? I thought it was all gates.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Do they even have doors in heaven? I thought it was all gates.

Well, either way it means they have walls - which indicates that God is serious about controlling illegal immigration.

Praise Jesus and Donald Trump.