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Gaysurance Now Available
Something on the mind of every True Christian(TM) parent:
What if my child chooses to be gay?
Well, never fear (Isaiah 41:10)! Now YOU can be positive that your little Johnny or Jennifer will not choose the wicked gay lifestyle! You may ask, but HOW can I be positive that my little Johnny or Jennifer will not choose to be gay? The answer is so simple:
GAYSURANCE. (A BrotherLarry Solution)
Gaysurance pays you if little Johnny or Jennifer choose to be gay until the age of 21! For each occurrence of gayness, Gaysurance pays you $1200 in TAX FREE CASH. But does it really really work?
Listen to what LP of New York City has to say: "I was worried my little Johnny might turn out to be a fag. I knew I couldn't afford the elaborate clothing such a son would require - and those trips to the hairdresser! I was so on edge all the time I was with child. Then I heard about Gaysurance. Naturally, I was skeptical - but I tried it and - Golly! - even though little Johnny is only 8, I feel he's going to be straight like his Dad, Lance."
Still not satisfied? Just read what LP of NY wrote in an email:
"My Jennifer wanted to dress like a boy from the time she was 10. When she became 18, she was wearing flannel, boots, and drove truck. I would be devastated, but since I bought Gaysurance, I collect a stipend of $1200 per month and it makes my car payment a breeze! Sure, Jennifer is going to hell, but I love my Dodge Stratus."
Can YOU have this peace of mind? Absolutely. Simply contact me for a rate quote and then sit back and relax knowing that Gaysurance is on your side. Unfortunately, this coverage is not available in San Francisco or Key West. Void where prohibited. Gaysurance (A Brother Larry Solution) can not guarantee your child will be straight but can guarantee a handsome monthly stipend should little Johnny or Jennifer choose homer lifestyles.
Contact me today!
Your child's name must be Johnny or Jennifer to qualify. Other names may be covered but this is at the sole discretion of the insurer and requires a monthly fee of $3000 for a period of 19 years. Not available in Canada or other third world countries.
What if my child chooses to be gay?
Well, never fear (Isaiah 41:10)! Now YOU can be positive that your little Johnny or Jennifer will not choose the wicked gay lifestyle! You may ask, but HOW can I be positive that my little Johnny or Jennifer will not choose to be gay? The answer is so simple:
GAYSURANCE. (A BrotherLarry Solution)
Gaysurance pays you if little Johnny or Jennifer choose to be gay until the age of 21! For each occurrence of gayness, Gaysurance pays you $1200 in TAX FREE CASH. But does it really really work?
Listen to what LP of New York City has to say: "I was worried my little Johnny might turn out to be a fag. I knew I couldn't afford the elaborate clothing such a son would require - and those trips to the hairdresser! I was so on edge all the time I was with child. Then I heard about Gaysurance. Naturally, I was skeptical - but I tried it and - Golly! - even though little Johnny is only 8, I feel he's going to be straight like his Dad, Lance."
Still not satisfied? Just read what LP of NY wrote in an email:
"My Jennifer wanted to dress like a boy from the time she was 10. When she became 18, she was wearing flannel, boots, and drove truck. I would be devastated, but since I bought Gaysurance, I collect a stipend of $1200 per month and it makes my car payment a breeze! Sure, Jennifer is going to hell, but I love my Dodge Stratus."
Can YOU have this peace of mind? Absolutely. Simply contact me for a rate quote and then sit back and relax knowing that Gaysurance is on your side. Unfortunately, this coverage is not available in San Francisco or Key West. Void where prohibited. Gaysurance (A Brother Larry Solution) can not guarantee your child will be straight but can guarantee a handsome monthly stipend should little Johnny or Jennifer choose homer lifestyles.
Contact me today!
Your child's name must be Johnny or Jennifer to qualify. Other names may be covered but this is at the sole discretion of the insurer and requires a monthly fee of $3000 for a period of 19 years. Not available in Canada or other third world countries.
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