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Originally Posted by moonbeam123 
What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? Michigan
Our public school system in our town is trying to get the kids to eat healthy. Although I support their efforts I ran into a situation this week and wondered if they were within their rights or violating mine.
They have instituted a policy that AM snack can only be a fruit or veggie. Parents must provide the snack, it does not come from the school. I was under the assumption that this was a guidline and on Friday my son informed me that the snack I had been sending was not enough. We had leftover pizza from the night before and he asked if he could take a piece. I didn't feel that this was a bad choice. When he came home that afternoon he pulled the pizza out of his bag and told me that he was not allowed to eat it as it was not a piece of fruit or veggie as mandated by the policy.
Can they do this?
Good True Christian™ Friends, what we have here is a full-scale demonic attack upon True Christians™. When my dear friend Mr. Nobar King showed me this piece, I felt it prudent to warn you all! The Heathens are invading Public Schools and forcing our young boys to eat sissy salads, gay grapes and sodomite celery. Meanwhile, our girls are forced to consume phallic-symbolic bananas, in a truly disgusting and ill-disguised attempt at teaching them to...well, I dare not say it.
It is time to take a stand! Their demonic plan about eating grapes and bananas will soon come to fruition! Our boys are being taught to be gay, and our girls Catlick-loving promiscuous whores. We will have no grandchildren, no more True Christians™. In Landover, the Church could be deserted in 40 years!
Parents, bring your children home to homeschool, feed them good American food! Fat-laden French fries, greasy hamburgers, sugary Coke, and chocolate biscuits. Watch them thrive.
What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? Michigan
Our public school system in our town is trying to get the kids to eat healthy. Although I support their efforts I ran into a situation this week and wondered if they were within their rights or violating mine.
They have instituted a policy that AM snack can only be a fruit or veggie. Parents must provide the snack, it does not come from the school. I was under the assumption that this was a guidline and on Friday my son informed me that the snack I had been sending was not enough. We had leftover pizza from the night before and he asked if he could take a piece. I didn't feel that this was a bad choice. When he came home that afternoon he pulled the pizza out of his bag and told me that he was not allowed to eat it as it was not a piece of fruit or veggie as mandated by the policy.
Can they do this?
Good True Christian™ Friends, what we have here is a full-scale demonic attack upon True Christians™. When my dear friend Mr. Nobar King showed me this piece, I felt it prudent to warn you all! The Heathens are invading Public Schools and forcing our young boys to eat sissy salads, gay grapes and sodomite celery. Meanwhile, our girls are forced to consume phallic-symbolic bananas, in a truly disgusting and ill-disguised attempt at teaching them to...well, I dare not say it.
It is time to take a stand! Their demonic plan about eating grapes and bananas will soon come to fruition! Our boys are being taught to be gay, and our girls Catlick-loving promiscuous whores. We will have no grandchildren, no more True Christians™. In Landover, the Church could be deserted in 40 years!
Parents, bring your children home to homeschool, feed them good American food! Fat-laden French fries, greasy hamburgers, sugary Coke, and chocolate biscuits. Watch them thrive.
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