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  • The Raven
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2008
    • 27

    #1

    Funny.

    We do NOT hate homosexuals!

    When we rebuke queers, we are doing it because we CARE about them enough to want to spare them the wrath of their loving but insulted Creator! If you were about to step off a cliff into a fiery pit wouldn't you want somebody to do whatever it took to save you from that fate?

    Too many times people mistake honest Christian love and compassion for hate. If we come across as rigid or hateful, it is only because we see the urgency of the consequences for gayness. We are here to offer you the good news of CHRIST's love. We will patiently and sweetly minister to you, and show you the light. But if you insist on spitting in GOD's face and turning away from the truth, you can't expect us to treat you any better than you're treating our Heavenly Father.


    So you're saying you care enough to try and "save" homesexuals?
    Funny how on every topic I have read on this site concerning gays, nobody is caring or kind about it. They are hateful towards gays. They make fun of them. You don't care, you are hateful. That's what you are. Stop LIEING. Liars go to hell.
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Funny.

    Originally posted by The Raven View Post
    So you're saying you care enough to try and "save" homesexuals?

    Funny how on every topic I have read on this site concerning gays, nobody is caring or kind about it. They are hateful towards gays. They make fun of them. You don't care, you are hateful. That's what you are. Stop LIEING. Liars go to hell.
    Have you noticed that our saying "God says all gays will be condemned to death and then eternal torment in Hell" is attacked by these sodomites, who then say WE are intolerant?

    How does telling people what God says in His Word make us intolerant?
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    • The Raven
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2008
      • 27

      #3
      Re: Funny.

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      Have you noticed that our saying "God says all gays will be condemned to death and then eternal torment in Hell" is attacked by these sodomites, who then say WE are intolerant?

      How does telling people what God says in His Word make us intolerant?
      You completely ignored my point.
      I quoted what this forum says about not hating homosexuals. The quote says that you like to "warn" them [right..] because you claim to care about them. All of you know that you don't give a rats ass about gay people, or whether they go to hell. You don't care. So stop saying that you do, especially when I don't see any care or concern on this forum but instead, insults and hatred towards gay people.
      Therefore, you're liars
      Once again, Funny how on every topic I have read on this site concerning gays, nobody is caring or kind about it. They are hateful towards gays. They make fun of them. You don't care, you are hateful.
      Try to comprehend.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Funny.

        Originally posted by The Raven View Post
        You completely ignored my point.
        I quoted what this forum says about not hating homosexuals. The quote says that you like to "warn" them [right..] because you claim to care about them. All of you know that you don't give a rats ass about gay people, or whether they go to hell. You don't care. So stop saying that you do, especially when I don't see any care or concern on this forum but instead, insults and hatred towards gay people.
        Therefore, you're liars
        Once again, Funny how on every topic I have read on this site concerning gays, nobody is caring or kind about it. They are hateful towards gays. They make fun of them. You don't care, you are hateful.
        Try to comprehend.
        How can you say such a thing about us?
        We have put tens of Dollars into our B.A.S.H program for helping these deluded people.
        We all know that Homerism is a lifestyle choice and it just takes a few sessions of Ministering by a Pastor to cure them.
        So Saving them in this life and the next.

        We cure Sodomites and look at the thanks we get

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22900

          #5
          Re: Funny.

          Originally posted by The Raven View Post
          [...]Once again, Funny how on every topic I have read on this site concerning gays, nobody is caring or kind about it.
          Read Sister Talitha's words above! And then kindly post saying what you personally have done to save these abominations from the Eternal Pits of Hellfire and Damnation? I'll tell you what you've done - Nothing!

          You are a vile person filled with envy, hatred and cruelty! You need to seek out Baby Jesus!
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          • s@ul77
            Unsaved trash
            • Aug 2008
            • 97

            #6
            Re: Funny.

            Have you noticed that our saying "God says all gays will be condemned to death and then eternal torment in Hell" is attacked by these sodomites, who then say WE are intolerant?
            Wrong, anal sex is an abomination to God, whether it be man to man or man to female, it makes no difference to the Father.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22900

              #7
              Re: Funny.

              S@ul77, do the doctors know you have access to a computer?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Funny.

                Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                Wrong, anal sex is an abomination to God, whether it be man to man or man to female, it makes no difference to the Father.
                Wrong. God hates fags, and if you had spent as much time studying the Holy Bible as you do watching jap cartoons in your mother's basement, you might know that.

                Lev.18:22
                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                Lev.20:13
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                Rom.1:26-27
                For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet
                .
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • s@ul77
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 97

                  #9
                  Re: Funny.

                  Wrong. God hates fags, and if you had spent as much time studying the Holy Bible as you do watching jap cartoons in your mother's basement, you might know that.
                  No, you hate fags, God loves all, otherwise there would be no grace and forgiveness(stop using God to hate), have you learned either yet? As for the rest of the post, maybe if you tried to understand what is being said, you might not have so much hatred.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Funny.

                    Originally posted by s@ul77
                    So nice of you to remove my post. Are you really Christians, because i doubt it, you cannot handle criticism and that makes you small minded. So, go on and remove this post and hide behind your moderation- really sad.
                    Not one of your mindless posts have been "removed". You fail to understand God's Holy Word because you have scales on your eyes. You are a liar because your father is satan. We know.

                    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • s@ul77
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 97

                      #11
                      Re: Funny.

                      Not one of your mindless posts have been "removed". You fail to understand God's Holy Word because you have scales on your eyes. You are a liar because your father is satan. We know.
                      Au contare, check again. Who are you again, since you know who my Father is?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Funny.

                        Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                        Au contare, check again. Who are you again, since you know who my Father is?
                        I am a True Christian(tm) Pastor at Landover Baptist Church and an Administrator for this Godly forum, and you will NOT GET SNIPPY WITH ME BOY!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • s@ul77
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 97

                          #13
                          Re: Funny.

                          I am a True Christian™ Pastor at Landover Baptist Church and an Administrator for this Godly forum
                          A Christian with a heart full of hate, now that must be an oxymormon,better choose love or hate, choice is your`s.
                          NOT GET SNIPPY WITH ME BOY!
                          I`d better run to the hills?

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                          • Ebenezer Wright
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 1021

                            #14
                            Re: Funny.

                            Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                            A Christian with a heart full of hate, now that must be an oxymormon,better choose love or hate, choice is your`s. I`d better run to the hills?
                            The Pastor's heart is certainly not full of hate. He is filled with the Holy Spirit and a vast knowledge of the Scripture. Just because you don't agree with the Holy Word, does NOT mean that you can get angry at a Pastor who preaches it.

                            I don't suggest running for the hills, Jesus will easily find you there.
                            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Funny.

                              Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                              A Christian with a heart full of hate, now that must be an oxymormon,better choose love or hate, choice is your`s. I`d better run to the hills?
                              Try reading the Bible. My heart is full of Jesus!

                              Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

                              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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