HOMO TOILETS - A PROPOSAL

[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

There once was a time when the 'Public Toilet' was a safe place. But, after they Legalized being a filthy Queer, all these sicko AIDS-infested freaks started coming out of the closet, and changed all that.

Nowadays you can't use a public toilet without the threat of catching AIDS. Yes, toilets in Airports, on planes, in bars, in restaurants, in cinemas, the mall and just about every public place you go... could have been used by a HOMO!! Yes, the seat you may be sitting on could have been used only 10 minutes earlier by a Sodomizing faggot, wiping his shitty AIDS ass all over the seat!

So what can we do about this? Well, it got me to thinking. Retards have their own special toilets - what about separate toilets for Homos? After all, normal folks aren't sodomizing perverts, so why do they deserve to catch some sort of Queer-disease from a toilet seat?

Another worry is their AIDS turds in our sewage system. Why should our sanitation engineers put their lives as risk from Fag Excrement*? In a Homo-toilet, ALL Homo-waste would be BURNED! Yes, burned. Instead of being 'flushed' into the sewage system with normal-people's poop, Homo-urine and their filthy excrement would be burned IN the toilet.

And possibly when our Godly Government make 'being a Homer' illegal again, we can 'adjust' these toilets...so that they don't just burn the shit.... if you know what I mean... Glory!



* Note: A Homo's excrement is more toxic and smells far worse than a normal person's excrement, and is infested with AIDS. If you go to use a public toilet, a something smells real-bad, a Homo has probably used it before you. Get out of there - NOW!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Brother Percy, I'm looking at 4 new signs to supplement the traditional (Godly) ones:

[Bob4God]

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We should also take homosexual-only drinking fountains into consideration. I don't need to tell you where they are putting their dirty mouthes, and drinking after one at a fountain is a sure way to catch the AIDs!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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With all due respect, Brothers, this is what happens when we tolerate the homer deathstyle choice: It necessarily entails special privileges like separate-but-equal restrooms. We could render the whole issue moot by stoning homers to death (obviously) and also attending to nature's call as God taught us in the following Scripture passage:

Deut. 23:12-14: Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I think the problem started when they desegregated public restrooms. Perhaps if we bring back the old pay stalls and price them high enough to keep the riffraff out, we will once again be able to rest easy.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I think they should be competely segregated much like the nigra were back in the Good Old Days of Jim Crow laws.

[JennyD]

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I do wish you'd ease up on the language, Brother Percy. There ARE ladies present! Just imagine if someone with less "worldly experience", like Miss Maisie, were to read your initial post!

If you could try the term "water closet" instead of the rather vulgar "toilet", we Ladies of Landover would be in your debt, sir.

Now, as to the concept, is it possible to make this water closet electric in operation? It seems that would be the most efficient way to incinerate the . . . what's the word? "Shit"?

I realize there might be risk of electrocution of the water closet-using Sodomite, but they're the ones always begging for a "charged load", right?

[StarrKingGrad]

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Iwhat's the word? "Shit"?

Jenny, I am most surprised to see you utter such a word. Have you not read Ephesians 4:29?

Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

This hardly seems to qualify as edifying speech. Then again, you "True Christians" do seem to play fast and loose with the Bible when it comes to matters of speech. Consider, for example, James 3:8-11:

...the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison. Therewith bless we God, even the Father; and therewith curse we men, which are made after the similitude of God. Out of the same mouth proceedeth blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not so to be. Doth a fountain send forth at the same place sweet water and bitter?

There are an awful lot of comments regarding gays, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, other non-Landover style Christians, athiests, and, yes, Unitarians flying around the Landover forums that would hardly stand as blessings were they uttered about the Lord.

[JennyD]

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Jenny, I am most surprised to see you utter such a word. Have you not read Ephesians 4:29?

It's being used in its proper, medical sense. Just ask Brother Percy.

There are an awful lot of comments regarding gays, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, other non-Landover style Christians, athiests, and, yes, Unitarians flying around the Landover forums that would hardly stand as blessings were they uttered about the Lord.

What's an "athiest"?

[Brother_Percy]

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I do wish you'd ease up on the language, Brother Percy. There ARE ladies present! Just imagine if someone with less "worldly experience", like Miss Maisie, were to read your initial post!

I apologise, Sister J, sometimes I get so heated on these matters. But if MORE people knew the FACTS about these disgusting sodomizing queers, they wouldnt be SO accepting!

But perhaps I should watch my language with Ladies around. When I say 'shit', I was referring to fecal matter, or excrement. Though Homo's excrement is NOTHING like the excrement of normal folks, that's for sure. So I call it 'shit', because it's the only word I can think of to describe something THAT disgusting. AIDS-infested highly-toxic excrement. I don't think there's a word yet for Homo's poop, I could be wrong.

You know, my Mother still believes that Male Homos get married Female Homos. I have to keep reminding her that's not the case... I don't know if her mind's going ... or she just doesn't want to believe it. People SHOULD be told the TRUTH! Homos eat each other's excrement!!! (It's what's known in the Fag World as 'Rimming') That's how perverted these animals are! The bathe in the stuff!

Now, i'm not trying to give these Homers any 'Special Priviledges' or nothin' - I just see this as the first step to segregating these monsters from normal society. Perhaps Homos could even be made to wear special badges or identification, so we can recognise them in public places? Then we can look to banning them from other public places. Heck, they managed to ban smokers, and being a Homo is a far more dangerous addiction! If you smoke - you 'might' get cancer, if you're a Fag - you WILL get AIDS!!! That's a FACT!

[feejase]

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I have learned something new...I didn't know that feaces carried the AIDS virus!!! Thanks for enlightening me with your educated manner!!

[Brother_Percy]

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I have learned something new...I didn't know that feaces carried the AIDS virus!!!

Son, you're kidding me...right??? If a faggot even so much as farts near you, you could catch AIDS!! It's about time people learned how contagious these vile sodomite Queers REALLY are!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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THIS Mayor in a Florida town got ridiculed and viciously attacked by radical queers for his Christian concept of robot toilets. All He wanted to do was to stop sodomites from spreading the AIDS around with their toilet orgies, but NO!

You can't win for losing, Brother.

[Hitoshi]

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Brother Percy, I'm looking at 4 new signs to supplement the traditional (Godly) ones:

you are forget one dummy

[JennyD]

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I apologise, Sister J, sometimes I get so heated on these matters. But if MORE people knew the FACTS about these disgusting sodomizing queers, they wouldnt be SO accepting!

But perhaps I should watch my language with Ladies around. When I say 'shit', I was referring to fecal matter, or excrement.

Oh, Brother Percy, you misunderstand. I wasn't concerned about your use of the proper medical terms, like "shit" and "sodomizing queer".

It was that T-word that is so distasteful.

Please, "water closet" is much more discreet.

Thank you for your sensitivity to our more delicate members!