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  • Rapture Eddie
    The Sermonator
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 219

    #1

    The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

    As if it weren't bad enough that every Tom Dick and Harry tries to rewrite the word of God, it now gets much worse.

    In a move certain to make Jesus weep, a "Film Producer" (oviously a pseudonym for Faggot Enabler) has decided to publish a QUEER BIBLE.

    Due to be brought out in Spring of 2009 and called "The Princess Diana Bible for homosexuals" is more perversion than Revision.


    No wonder Princess Diana is writhing in Eternal Hellfire.


    From Faggot Genesis:
    "And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Aida, and she slept: and he took one of her ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from woman, made he another woman, and brought her unto the first. And Aida said, 'This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of me. Therefore shall a woman leave her mother, and shall cleave unto her wife: and they shall be one flesh.' And they were both naked, the woman and her wife, and were not ashamed."
    Now don't get me wrong, I'm not Homophobic.

    But who in their right mind would buy a book like this? What kind of perverted Sodomizing Jesus hating ass-bandit would make a mockery of THE word of God?

    I'll tell you who.............These perverts RIGHT HERE. That's who.

    WARNING. CLICKING THAT LINK MAY GIVE YOU THE AIDS!!

    .
    JUDGEMENT DAY

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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2025
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

    Princess Diana was the "Princess of Tarts and Homo's". Jesus killed her for a reason.
    Just look at her here holding hands with an obvious Towel-Head Terrorist.
    Jesus Weeps.


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    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22854

      #3
      Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

      She hung around with AIDS people too - I have this theory that her death was suicide because she knew she had caught it.

      PS Mrs Bathfire asks, "Is that a midget with Diana?"
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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #4
        Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

        The only consolation is it's yet another title to track as evil-doers check it out of libraries nationwide. There can be no earthly excuse for reading it, unless one is OF THEM.

        A line must be drawn in "knowing your enemy", and no True Christian(tm) would come within 20 paces of this printed perversion.

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        • Petal
          LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 991

          #5
          Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

          Originally posted by Mr.Roy Baty View Post
          Due to be brought out in Spring of 2009 and called "The Princess Diana Bible for homosexuals" is more perversion than Revision.
          i suspects she begun workin on that bible way back in them oldin daze the 1980's . this here pickture show Mrs.Princess Disco Di shakin her groove thang wiv one of them homo scientolololology folk


          they both be dancin queens

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          • Garman Warrior
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 70

            #6
            Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

            Diana for sure is in Hell.She sold her soul to Satan by supporting those evil fags like Elton John and Versace who is also now in burning flames joining her.
            Homosexuality is a filthy and vile sin.Leviticus 18:22 and Romans 1:26-32.Abortion is a murder and genocide.GLBT agenda and abortions doom America.God hates fags and fag enablers.
            GLBT people who are now in Hell:
            Matthew Shepard,Diane Whipple,Del Martin,Kermit Love,Heath Ledger(straight gay enabler)

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            • Holyharland
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 38

              #7
              Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

              Originally posted by Roy Baty View Post
              In a move certain to make Jesus weep, a "Film Producer" (oviously a pseudonym for Faggot Enabler) has decided to publish a QUEER BIBLE.
              Pure blasphemy against God. I now believe her death was indeed a punishment from God. I was terrified to read she actually touched someone with AIDs once.

              Clearly she just couldn't see AIDs was God's punishment to sodomites, and so she paid the price.

              Now don't get me wrong, I'm not Homophobic.
              Do not feel bad. There is no such thing as "homophobia". "Homophobia" is a lie made by the Radical Left, to alienate anyone with the common sense to see that sodomy is wrong. Brother do not feel bad if some faithless heathen calls you a "homophobe".

              But who in their right mind would buy a book like this? What kind of perverted Sodomizing Jesus hating ass-bandit would make a mockery of THE word of God?
              Only someone influenced by Satan.

              Jeremiah 14:14
              14Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
              My only comfort is in knowing that after these people die, they are going to be tortured forever as they so rightly deserve. Too bad we have to wait until our deaths to see it though.
              AMEN. At least I can rest better at night knowing Princess Diana is in Hell.

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              • Garman Warrior
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 70

                #8
                Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
                Yep, when I'm having a bad day, I just remember that somewhere Diana or Heath Ledger or Pope John Paul II are in hell writhing in horrible agony and I get the strength to carry on.
                Yep,Pope John Paul II is in hell,because he was a leader of the ancient fag-pedophile institution bloody Catholic Church that is described as a Great Whore.
                Homosexuality is a filthy and vile sin.Leviticus 18:22 and Romans 1:26-32.Abortion is a murder and genocide.GLBT agenda and abortions doom America.God hates fags and fag enablers.
                GLBT people who are now in Hell:
                Matthew Shepard,Diane Whipple,Del Martin,Kermit Love,Heath Ledger(straight gay enabler)

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                • patrol
                  Unsaved trash, hateful sheeplover
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 4

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  Princess Diana was the "Princess of Tarts and Homo's". Jesus killed her for a reason.
                  Just look at her here holding hands with an obvious Towel-Head Terrorist.
                  Jesus Weeps.

                  Intersting this Towel head is mother terssa who lived in the country of inda and spent her life helping poor people and was not a towel head terrorist and one can not judge where lady diana has gone to heaven or is in hell that is Gods job not ours.
                  Just becasue she was freinds with a homosexual does not mean she will go to hell[/QUOTE]

                  Jesus also touched leppers as well.
                  I am not a homosexual and i dont agree with it but some of the commets i find here are not of God.
                  One needs to study the facts tabitha before posting something

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                  • TheLordSavedMe
                    A young lady servicing the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 579

                    #10
                    Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

                    Originally posted by patrol View Post

                    Intersting this Towel head is mother terssa who lived in the country of inda and spent her life helping poor people and was not a towel head terrorist and one can not judge where lady diana has gone to heaven or is in hell that is Gods job not ours.
                    Just becasue she was freinds with a homosexual does not mean she will go to hell
                    Are you high on the drugs or are you having some kind of seizure?
                    Or maybe you're just banging on your keyboard with your fists?
                    Whatever.

                    You're a hellbound retarded so I guess I shouldn't let it bother me.

                    Oh, and welcome to our forum!

                    Tammi

                    EDIT:
                    And really, "inda"?

                    Try harder!


                    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                    Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                    • patrol
                      Unsaved trash, hateful sheeplover
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 4

                      #11
                      Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

                      Yes inda dont you know where that is most americans think it is on state border in there country along with new zealand and iraq and you call this a christian site it is far from it thats for sure.
                      No i am not hell bound i am a seventh day adventist who studys the word of God and at least i know who mother tersa is.

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                      • patrol
                        Unsaved trash, hateful sheeplover
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 4

                        #12
                        Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

                        Oh so i am retarded intersting becasue you dont know i will tell you i have disluxia you should look it up it will open your mind to people that have learning promblems.
                        Jesus said Judge not because in the way that you judge you will be judged that is to you the lord saved me person

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                        • TheLordSavedMe
                          A young lady servicing the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 579

                          #13
                          Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

                          Originally posted by patrol View Post
                          Yes inda dont you know where that is most americans think it is on state border in there country along with new zealand and iraq and you call this a christian site it is far from it thats for sure.
                          No i am not hell bound i am a seventh day adventist who studys the word of God and at least i know who mother tersa is.

                          I think you're sick in your brain. Who is this Tersa you keep talking about.

                          Do you go to a special school?

                          Tammi


                          Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                          Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                          He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #14
                            Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

                            Originally posted by patrol View Post
                            Yes inda dont you know where that is most americans think it is on state border in there country along with new zealand and iraq and you call this a christian site it is far from it thats for sure.
                            No i am not hell bound i am a seventh day adventist who studys the word of God and at least i know who mother tersa is.
                            Mother Theresa is a dead papist midget and not a Christian at all. She is being tortured in hell even now. You can read about her HERE.

                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • patrol
                              Unsaved trash, hateful sheeplover
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 4

                              #15
                              Re: The Princess Diana Bible for HOMOS!!!!!!

                              Been how most americans think that the world revolves around them and there country it is no wonder you dont know about mother treasa and what she did for the people of india.
                              I thought this site is a place for people to talk about God what i see is a site that is a joke and is hurtfull to other religions and people.
                              While i dont agree with sin i dont agree with what you are doing to people that can not defend themselves as they have died
                              Prove from the bible that mother Theresa is in hell pastor Ezekiel because it is for God to judge who goes to heaven or hell not man

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